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OP - February 11, 2011, 06:20 PM

I found this hilarious.

Share some you know/have.

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Reply #1 - February 11, 2011, 06:30 PM

I've always liked this one...

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Reply #2 - February 11, 2011, 06:41 PM

Quote from: Ephemeral on February 11, 2011, 06:20 PM
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I found this hilarious.

Share some you know/have.

That was funny.

But having checked the math like this:

...I have to say it is quite cleverly done, but not quite correct, as "no study" suddenly turns into two separate variables: "no" and "study". It's like turning the number 23 into 2 * 3. Anyway, I will not piss on your bonfire.

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Reply #3 - February 11, 2011, 06:58 PM

it becomes no and study because study is a common factor. think distributive property...

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Reply #4 - February 11, 2011, 07:14 PM

Quote from: ateapotist on February 11, 2011, 06:41 PM
That was funny.

But having checked the math like this:

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...I have to say it is quite cleverly done, but not quite correct, as "no study" suddenly turns into two separate variables: "no" and "study". It's like turning the number 23 into 2 * 3. Anyway, I will not piss on your bonfire.

Did you also do a thorough interrogation of the chicken to ascertain his real motives for crossing the road?
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Reply #5 - February 11, 2011, 07:27 PM

Quote from: Ephemeral on February 11, 2011, 06:58 PM
it becomes no and study because study is a common factor. think distributive property...

Don't question my math. I will not ask you again.

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Did you also do a thorough interrogation of the chicken to ascertain his real motives for crossing the road?

Sorry, I have a soft spot for algebra. Anyway, I've already apologised for pissing on Ephy's bonfire. That cute little drama-queen.

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Reply #6 - February 11, 2011, 07:38 PM

....

really.

wow.

ok.

its just a fucking joke. seriously.

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Reply #7 - February 11, 2011, 08:12 PM

public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
Ephermeral eph = new Ephermeral();
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Reply #8 - February 11, 2011, 08:17 PM

@ Eph throwing IO Exceptions.

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Reply #9 - February 11, 2011, 08:40 PM

Quote from: muddy on February 11, 2011, 08:17 PM
@ Eph throwing IO Exceptions.

Technically, it does not imply that class Ephemeral can throw IOException ;P

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Reply #10 - February 11, 2011, 08:45 PM

If that is what the whole main function is doing, creating Ephemeral object, and HO already predicted those IOExceptions way in advance, then it definitely means there is a good probablity of that happening.

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Reply #11 - February 11, 2011, 09:49 PM

Quote from: muddy on February 11, 2011, 08:45 PM
If that is what the whole main function is doing, creating Ephemeral object, and HO already predicted those IOExceptions way in advance, then it definitely means there is a good probablity of that happening.

That's not a very scientific approach.
The programmer might have added the throws clause cause he already expects the possibility that main() might throw an IOException in future revisions.

For example if he plays with the String[] args, that object might throw a child of IOException with certain charset operations :O

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Reply #12 - February 12, 2011, 12:24 AM

Quote from: Ephemeral on February 11, 2011, 06:20 PM
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Pfft. That's a logic joke, ya half-wit.
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Reply #13 - February 12, 2011, 12:30 AM
Quote from: Tlaloc on February 11, 2011, 09:49 PM
That's not a very scientific approach.
The programmer might have added the throws clause cause he already expects the possibility that main() might throw an IOException in future revisions.

For example if he plays with the String[] args, that object might throw a child of IOException with certain charset operations :O

If you wanna be picky then you gotta ask why the method is even defining an Ephemeral object when it's not doing anything with it

Cause I'm feeling geeky...
public static void main(String post)
{
   Ephermeral eph = new Ephermeral();

   try
   {
   eph.Speak(post);
   }
   catch (FailException as exc)
   {
   throw(exc);
   }
}
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Reply #14 - February 12, 2011, 12:46 AM

Quote from: Cheetah on February 11, 2011, 06:30 PM
I've always liked this one...

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Reply #15 - February 12, 2011, 01:28 AM
Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 12, 2011, 12:30 AM
If you wanna be picky then you gotta ask why the method is even defining an Ephemeral object when it's not doing anything with it

Cause I'm feeling geeky...
public static void main(String post)
{
   Ephermeral eph = new Ephermeral();

   try
   {
   eph.Speak(post);
   }
   catch (FailException as exc)
   {
   throw(exc);
   }
}
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Reply #16 - February 12, 2011, 01:28 AM

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Reply #17 - February 12, 2011, 01:29 AM

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Reply #18 - February 12, 2011, 01:36 AM
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Reply #19 - February 12, 2011, 01:47 AM

Given this equation:

a + b = c

then:

(4a - 3a) + (4b - 3b) = (4c - 3c)

regroup equation, the 4s on the left, the 3s on the right:

4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

rewrite equation:

4(a + b - c) = 3(a + b - c)

divide equation by (a + b - c)

4 = 3

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Reply #20 - February 12, 2011, 01:47 AM

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Reply #21 - February 12, 2011, 01:48 AM

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Reply #23 - February 12, 2011, 02:12 AM

Quote from: Shahid Raza on February 12, 2011, 01:47 AM
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This is genius.

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Reply #24 - February 12, 2011, 12:54 PM

Quote from: Shahid Raza on February 12, 2011, 01:48 AM
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Reply #25 - February 12, 2011, 07:17 PM

HOLD ON!!

How did greater then sign turned into less then?

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Reply #26 - February 12, 2011, 08:40 PM

This is my faovurite one

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Reply #27 - February 12, 2011, 08:52 PM

Quote from: muddy on February 12, 2011, 07:17 PM
HOLD ON!!

How did greater then sign turned into less then?

They divided by a negative number
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Reply #28 - February 12, 2011, 09:54 PM

Alright you smart ass nerds! solve this one !

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Reply #29 - February 12, 2011, 10:04 PM

^^ Wawa-wiwa! I'm discombobuconfuzzled.

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