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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #90 - October 28, 2012, 09:34 PM
    I know that (-shit)0.5 would be an imaginary number, if shit were a number. However, -shit would not be, therefore shit gets real at  ((-shit)0.5)2. The parts after that are superfluous.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #91 - October 28, 2012, 09:36 PM
    Here kiddo:

    Quote
    In mathematics, a real number is a value that represents a quantity along a continuous line. The real numbers include all the rational numbers, such as the integer −5................


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_number
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #92 - October 28, 2012, 09:39 PM
    I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about √-shit, that's what makes it imaginary, and why the parenthesis are necessary to separate the √-shit and ^2. Tongue
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #93 - October 28, 2012, 09:45 PM
    Yes, I do realise this. You're missing the point. The way the joke was presented shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what "real number" means in mathematical terms. There are two sets of parentheses. I agree the inner set is required. However, the outer set is not, nor is the minus sign directly inside them. Shit gets real before they come into play.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #94 - October 28, 2012, 09:49 PM
    And don't make me go all Reverse Polish Notation on yer ass. bunny
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #95 - October 28, 2012, 09:55 PM
    I know the external set isn't required
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #96 - October 28, 2012, 10:09 PM
    K, and what about the minus sign inside them? That's the key point.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #97 - October 28, 2012, 10:11 PM
    The minus sign changes the imaginary number, which has then been squared back to -shit, to shit. Redundant to make it real, but it's now real and positive.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #98 - October 28, 2012, 10:12 PM
    Congrats. So you agree that shit got real before that came into play. yes

    I win. Tongue
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #99 - October 28, 2012, 10:16 PM
    Fixed. parrot

    It's more elegant this way, and a better joke.
    Attached image is missing * real_shit.png (17.83 KB, 429x345 - viewed 550 times.)
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #100 - October 28, 2012, 10:17 PM
    You only win at being a buzzkill. Tongue


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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #101 - October 28, 2012, 10:19 PM
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..................... Cheesy

    Look on the bright side. Now you have a better meme available. Click and save. You know you want to.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #102 - October 28, 2012, 10:30 PM
    I save too many pics as it is. Grin
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #103 - October 28, 2012, 11:21 PM
     Real RPN shit. bunny
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #104 - October 28, 2012, 11:24 PM
    I'm sure these are all hilarious, shame I don't get any of them.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #105 - October 28, 2012, 11:27 PM
    ^

    Actually from the few jokes that I get they are not really funny(including my joke) ...

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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #106 - October 29, 2012, 07:20 AM
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #107 - February 08, 2013, 02:24 AM
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #108 - May 31, 2014, 02:54 PM
    General science joke...

    THE SCIENCE OF KISSING

    SCENE: First night of the marriage.

    CHARACTERS: Science major Bride and non-Science major Groom.

    The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what
    would be her reaction...

    GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:

    "Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with
    respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by
    treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a
    different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips.
    How do you prefer?"

    GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:

    "Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following
    conditions.

    Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where
    delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero and you
    satisfy the closure property.

    Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is
    neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your
    hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions."

    GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES:

    "Oh Kissing, that is interesting phenomena that occurs in nature.  This is
    an initiating process for sex not only found in Homo sapiens but also in all
    mammals, vertebrates and, invertebrates. Out of 1000 ants observed
    in a closed laboratory in Zuvinich in Yugoslavia 90%
    of them seem to involve in the process of kissing but the subsequence is
    very random with probability 0.672139 that a male ant kiss female
    ant. First observe the behaviour of ants and cockroaches under various
    conditions. That will be very interesting. Isn't it?"

    GIRL FROM CS (Computer Science):

    "You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm for
    that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds
    or else connection will be timed out.  To optimise the timing lets do
    parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other
    things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you
    put the process of Kissing background?"

    GIRL from EE (Electrical Engineering):

    "So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old
    communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted
    from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event
    (of kissing) is less. Hence take care.  If you want a successful
    communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information
    content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!"
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #109 - May 31, 2014, 03:09 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on October 28, 2012, 10:16 PM
    Fixed. parrot

    It's more elegant this way, and a better joke.

    This shit wouldn't be natural Cheesy.
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #110 - September 03, 2014, 06:20 PM
    Not a joke per se but I still found this funny:

    http://math.stackexchange.com/questions/277069/is-the-difference-between-consecutive-prime-numbers-always-an-even-number?rq=1
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #111 - September 03, 2014, 08:59 PM
    Qtian that is quite amusing!

    Just read through this thread - some great posts! Just what I needed  Cheesy
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #112 - September 03, 2014, 09:04 PM
    I love how he spent ages trying to derive what could be said in a few words Cheesy
    To be fair, I've done that many times lol.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #113 - September 03, 2014, 09:38 PM
    lol.. I was slow.. I got part way through and thought, hang on.. what's he talking about? This is so blindingly obvious. He must've felt a trifle foolish once he figured it out.
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #114 - September 04, 2014, 01:25 PM
    Quote from: Sobieski on February 12, 2011, 01:47 AM
    Given this equation:

    a + b = c

    then:

    (4a - 3a) + (4b - 3b) = (4c - 3c)

    regroup equation, the 4s on the left, the 3s on the right:

    4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

    rewrite equation:

    4(a + b - c) = 3(a + b - c)

    divide equation by (a + b - c)

    4 = 3

    OMG! I feel the world disintegrati^CARRIER LOST

    not to be a sour puss but if
    a + b = c
    then a + b - c = 0
    and when you divide by zero things like that happen.

    And thank you whoever necroed this thread, I'm having a blast getting drunk and reading math jokes Cheesy
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  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #115 - September 04, 2014, 02:54 PM
    What Kulay said, it's a mathematical fallacy  whistling2
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  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #116 - February 26, 2015, 01:51 AM
    What does a mathematician with a constipation problem do?








    - Works it out with a pencil! Wink
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #117 - February 26, 2015, 12:24 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on September 03, 2014, 06:20 PM
    Not a joke per se but I still found this funny:

    http://math.stackexchange.com/questions/277069/is-the-difference-between-consecutive-prime-numbers-always-an-even-number?rq=1


    Lol but tbh, some people manage to miss the blindingly obvious by trying to think too complicated which seems to be the case here Tongue
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  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #118 - February 26, 2015, 08:25 PM
    I have some Math pick up lines  Wink

    Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

    Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero

    If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

    If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

    Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola

    I 1-sin(theta) you


    You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #119 - February 26, 2015, 08:32 PM
    Aww ElToro, you shouldn't have 001_wub
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