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     Reply #120 - February 26, 2015, 08:37 PM
    Quote from: ElToro on February 26, 2015, 08:25 PM
    You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

    Since a relationship with that person would have both imaginary and real components, I can safely say it'd be a complex one... Wink
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     Reply #121 - February 28, 2015, 08:52 PM
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     Reply #122 - February 28, 2015, 08:55 PM
     Cheesy

    Would I get the sack if I sent that to a maths colleague?
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #123 - February 28, 2015, 09:11 PM
    Quote from: Descent on February 28, 2015, 08:52 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    I really love that one! Afro
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #124 - April 01, 2015, 04:35 PM
    How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole? Avacado's Number.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #125 - April 01, 2015, 05:24 PM
    What did the acorn say when it grew up?

    Geometry!
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Math Joke (s)
     Reply #126 - April 04, 2015, 01:42 PM
    What sound does a drowning mathematician make?


    Log log log log log...
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     Reply #127 - July 23, 2015, 07:44 PM
    The one with the modulus function looks weird.



    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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