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  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #180 - January 22, 2015, 03:32 AM
    I'm sure I'm in the minority here, but I never enjoyed receiving a bj that much tbh. I know, blasphemous :p
    "Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."
    هذا من فضل جدي
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #181 - January 22, 2015, 04:57 AM
    You clearly just have not met a good girl
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #182 - January 22, 2015, 05:46 AM
    Quote from: justperusing on January 22, 2015, 04:57 AM
    You clearly just have not met a good girl


     finmad maybe YOU just haven't met the right guy.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #183 - January 22, 2015, 06:10 AM
     Huh? didn't mean to offend. I meant a good girl in that she possesses a particular set of skills, rather than good in the general sense.
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #184 - January 22, 2015, 07:08 AM
    Quote from: justperusing on January 22, 2015, 06:10 AM
    Huh? didn't mean to offend. I meant a good girl in that she possesses a particular set of skills, rather than good in the general sense.


    I know I'm just being confrontational and pointing out that one shouldn't automatically assume everyone is straight.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #185 - January 22, 2015, 07:39 AM
    Meh... The majority of people are straight so I work with that assumption unless they tell me otherwise
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #186 - January 22, 2015, 11:05 AM
    Quote from: galfromusa on January 22, 2015, 05:46 AM
    finmad maybe YOU just haven't met the right guy.

    Had both, maybe their skills were lacking.
    "Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."
    هذا من فضل جدي
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #187 - January 22, 2015, 11:46 AM
    Imran and Reham Khan perform Umrah  saya news with these pictures





    http://i.dawn.com/primary/2015/01/54c09ccf46246.jpg?r=1615080172

    Quote
    Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) Chairman and his wife Reham performed Umrah on Wednesday night, with photos of the newly-wed couple circulating on Twitter. The couple can be seen in the traditional Ihram, a state in which pilgrims wear special outfits: two-piece seamless garments for men and any loose dress for women, who are permitted to reveal hands and faces only.


    Hmm  that dress is a perfect dress for  couple,  making love ..  may be in olden days this umrah started   as festival for having fun  and good time in desert life...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #188 - January 22, 2015, 02:23 PM
    Good for them, yeez, but what exactly does that have to do with oral sex?  Wink
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #189 - January 22, 2015, 02:57 PM
    This is a very scandalous and naughty thread and as an elder statesman of this forum I couldn't possible comment on whether "Blowjobs are Halal" or not.

    The only thing I will say is that what is between a husband and wife is their private business - they may enjoy each other's intimate company in ways that please them without needing to make what they do public.

    Aqoolu qawli hatha wa astaghfirullah li wa lakum.

    Sheikh Abu Ali  grin12
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #190 - January 22, 2015, 03:02 PM
    Fortunately, there is divine revelation to clarify the matter.
    Quote from: happymurtad on March 13, 2013, 06:46 PM
    Suratul Oral Sex

    1.   They ask thee concerning the blow job, say “They are a blessing and your lord doth command them.”
    2.   So follow not the ways of those who say that we have banned them
    3.   Indeed, your lord has enjoined blow jobs, so fill them with much slobber
    4.   Thus shall we reward every voluptuous head bobber
    5.   Oh ye Murtads, when ye perform blowjobs on your partners, allow for deep throat penetration.
    6.   And there is no harm if ye decided to use a little extra lubrication.
    7.   So use your tongues, and stroke the staffs, and play with balls beneath
    8.   And curl thy lips as ye go down, and beware of too much teeth
    9.   Verily, those who receive blow jobs in this life shall be rewarded with great orgasms
    10.   So spit out not their cum and persevere through all the spasms
    11.   And the apostates say “Praises be to the SWT for oral sex and the pleasure it doth bring us!”
    12.   Yea, thus does your lord also enjoin upon thee cunnilingus 
    13.   Verily, those who refuse to go down on women have no idea what they are missing.
    14.   So start ye slow between her thighs, then kiss her mound with precious kissing
    15.   And when ye sense that she is moved by thee, and she begins to move her hips
    16.   Move thee faster and use thy tongue and rub her clit between your lips
    17.   And there is no harm upon thee if ye caress the nipples on her tits
    18.   Verily, those who refuse to go down on their woman they really do not respect her
    19.   For blessed is her sweet fragrance and the taste of her sealed nectar
    20.   So enjoy oral sex, oh Murtads, for your lord doth make it lawful
    21.    And do not stop before ye climax, because that’s just bloody awful



    Sadaqa al-SWT al-Atheem
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #191 - January 22, 2015, 03:07 PM
    So naughty!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #192 - January 22, 2015, 03:21 PM
    In huwa illa wahyun yuha.  Wink
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #193 - January 22, 2015, 03:33 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #194 - January 22, 2015, 06:38 PM
    Does someone need to discover an arabic kama sutra?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #195 - January 22, 2015, 09:26 PM
    Funny you should say that. Richard Burton found something similar, although it seems that he both embellished and omitted material in translation.

    Burton often gets the credit for translating the Kama Sutra into English as well; all we know for sure is that he published and annotated it.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #196 - January 22, 2015, 11:20 PM
    Quote from: toor on January 22, 2015, 09:26 PM
    Funny you should say that. Richard Burton found something similar, .......

    why read burton bum on sex lives of Arabian horses??   here is simpler way that is in today's' news..



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    Now those CEMB folks who wants to go to Guantanamo heaven to have sex with houris,  find out the way by reading the link

    idiots everywhere ...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #197 - January 23, 2015, 07:33 AM
    Sounds like a formal history of Islam and sex is needed, looking at matters like women, how attitudes have changed, fgm, harems, slavery, wives, homosexuality, over time and in different places.

    Might be some interesting relationships to suicide bombing.  Le petit mort...
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #198 - January 24, 2015, 06:20 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on January 22, 2015, 03:02 PM
    Fortunately, there is divine revelation to clarify the matter.
    Sadaqa al-SWT al-Atheem

    Fancy doing another tajweed recitation of this? Smiley Cheesy
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #199 - January 24, 2015, 06:53 PM
    Quote from: moi on January 22, 2015, 06:38 PM
    Does someone need to discover an arabic kama sutra?


    Hm, you know what, that's not a bad idea. Although it would probably be only one page.

    'Missionary until the man climaxes.'
    The end.
    Special thanks to Allah and Muhammad who just loves the missionary position.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #200 - January 24, 2015, 07:05 PM
    As far as I know, in Shia doctrine (in accordance with most ayatollahs), it's all good except from the rear end.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #201 - January 24, 2015, 08:51 PM
    blowjobs and all other acts of terrorism are haram #Jedifatwa
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #202 - June 02, 2016, 12:29 PM
    Quote from: ibn Bilal on January 22, 2015, 03:02 PM
    Fortunately, there is divine revelation to clarify the matter.
    Sadaqa al-SWT al-Atheem


    That is lyrical on a Shakespearean level!
     worship

    But what if you are a vegan?
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #203 - June 03, 2016, 10:29 PM
    Blowjob is halal according to islam, as oral sex is allowed in islam.
    But Blowjob is degradation of women.
    According to my moral values.

    But then, moral values are relative. May be it's fun for you.
    but for me is disgusting and humiliation of female body.
     
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #204 - June 03, 2016, 11:24 PM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 03, 2016, 10:29 PM
    Blowjob is halal according to islam, as oral sex is allowed in islam.
    But Blowjob is degradation of women.
    According to my moral values.

    But then, moral values are relative. May be it's fun for you.
    but for me is disgusting and humiliation of female body.
     



    Men also give blowjobs. In fact, if you tally up all the blowjobs given as a whole, probably half of them are given by men, since it's more popular among gay men than among straight women. I've had a lot of guys tell me that blowjobs are basically the gay equivalent of giving your partner a bouquet of flowers.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #205 - June 03, 2016, 11:25 PM
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #206 - June 04, 2016, 12:06 AM
    Quote from: gal_from_usa on June 03, 2016, 11:24 PM
    Men also give blowjobs. In fact, if you tally up all the blowjobs given as a whole, probably half of them are given by men, since it's more popular among gay men than among straight women. I've had a lot of guys tell me that blowjobs are basically the gay equivalent of giving your partner a bouquet of flowers.

    OP posted this question in context to male-female relationship.
    And there is no haram/halal for gays in islam. Gays are not even considered acceptable in islam.
    So there was no need to bring gay stuff here.
    Any ways, your "guys". friends are too naughty.  L-O-L Alice Cooper

    So where did you got your statistics ? how can you say it is more popular among gays than straight women ?
    Have you ever seen the world population ratio of gay men vs straight women.
    There is absolutely no comparison between two groups. Straight Women outnumber gay men.

    And as far as I know, it is as common in straight women as in gays.
    I have no studies or research to prove, but we live in a society which is very open to Blowjobs.
    And I can see lots of thing going around me.

    I have seen you posting lots of stuff regarding gays !
    you are gay rights activist or what ?
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #207 - June 04, 2016, 12:12 AM
    Quote
    Straight women are outnumbered


    Are you sure?  Huh?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #208 - June 04, 2016, 03:15 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on June 04, 2016, 12:12 AM
    Are you sure?  Huh?


    Thanks cheetah.
    I did the correction in original post.
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #209 - June 04, 2016, 04:28 AM
    Mtex: I'm on my phone so i can't write a full response, but so what if im a gay rights activist, that's not a bad thing.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
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