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  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #90 - August 26, 2012, 11:01 AM
    the force is strong in this thread, must resist...
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #91 - August 26, 2012, 11:04 AM
    It is Halaal, Alhamdulillah, http://www.islamonline.com/news/articles/169/Oral-sex.html - praise  be to the roving tongue
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #92 - August 26, 2012, 11:16 AM


    anybody needs a stamp or maybe a tats?
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #93 - October 01, 2012, 10:10 PM
    Topic: Are blowjobs halal?  (Read 18648 times)
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #94 - October 01, 2012, 11:09 PM
    As long as the sausage is not pork, I don't see why it wouldn't be halal.
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #95 - October 01, 2012, 11:09 PM
    Sorry couldn't help myself with that one.
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #96 - October 02, 2012, 01:58 AM
    uh oh .. scuse meh ustaz
    Q - are blowjobs kosher?
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #97 - November 04, 2012, 03:01 PM
    I googled 'halal porn' the other day, just for the lulz (I was curious to see if anything had been mentioned). This topic is number 4 in the google search, out of 1.4 mil hits that's not too bad!  Cheesy

    Good exposure I think, next time a horny mu'min (pious muslim) tries desperately to relieve his ache, he'll stumble upon CEMB....
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  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #98 - November 04, 2012, 03:17 PM
    Quote from: Elifaz on February 23, 2011, 03:47 PM
    This has been a niggling question and was an ongoing debate amongst me and my friends back when I was a muzzie. I was wondering if anyone had done the required research and found a definite answer?

    Purely for academic purposes, you understand.  cool2


    What about cunnilingus?  Huh?
  • Re: Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #99 - November 04, 2012, 03:20 PM
    Random South Asian Muslim Dominated Chat Room:

    BLOKE: babe, u into cut cock
    ME: no i have a foreskin fetish
    BLOKE: u dirty bitch
    ME: yum yum
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #100 - March 11, 2013, 05:22 PM
    bump
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #101 - March 11, 2013, 06:23 PM
    Alhamdulilah they are.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #102 - March 11, 2013, 07:54 PM
    Unholy thread bumps? :|
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  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #103 - March 11, 2013, 08:13 PM
    To all horny muslims and muslimahs stumbling upon this thread from Google:  Welcome to our humble forum. grin12
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  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #104 - March 11, 2013, 10:23 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on March 11, 2013, 07:54 PM
    Unholy thread bumps? :|

    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #105 - March 12, 2013, 01:33 AM
    They might be makruh but say "bismillah" over it before you gobble it up Wink lol
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  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #106 - March 12, 2013, 01:54 AM
    Isn't there a hadith that says a husband's sperm to his wife is sadaqah? So wouldn't blow jobs be like zakaatul fitr then?
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #107 - March 12, 2013, 02:31 AM
    I once read an article which explained that threesomes are halal as long as the women involved are in the dark and therefore can not view each others arwah. 

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    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #108 - March 12, 2013, 02:37 AM
    Well we know what that shaikh enjoyed doing in his free time
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #109 - March 12, 2013, 02:40 AM
    Can you really blame him though?  I mean, having to satisfy 4 wives must take up a lot of time.  Why not consolidate?
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #110 - March 12, 2013, 03:46 AM
    I love this thread :p
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  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #111 - March 12, 2013, 04:36 AM
    Well, it is our most popular thread Wink
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #112 - March 12, 2013, 07:24 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on March 12, 2013, 01:54 AM
    Isn't there a hadith that says a husband's sperm to his wife is sadaqah? So wouldn't blow jobs be like zakaatul fitr then?

     Cheesy
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    Surely life is too brief
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #113 - March 12, 2013, 07:58 AM
    link

    Could it be possible that maybe a sexually active muslim wanted to find out online if Blowjob is halal then stumbled into this thread? Maybe that's how muslims find out about the forum.

    Look at the link above Cheesy
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  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #114 - March 12, 2013, 09:03 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on March 12, 2013, 01:54 AM
    Isn't there a hadith that says a husband's sperm to his wife is sadaqah? So wouldn't blow jobs be like zakaatul fitr then?

    Cheesy I thought it was the actual sex that was sadaqa. 
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #115 - March 13, 2013, 02:11 AM
    I thought that the Quran says foreplay is a must before intercourse. I see blowjobs as foreplay but then again I never read anything that describes what is halal foreplay. The only thing I've heard is just the condemning of anal sex. Good question though. -shrug-
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #116 - March 13, 2013, 05:04 PM
    heh  Afro
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #117 - March 13, 2013, 05:19 PM
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    LOL. So do girls like blowjobs?


    The ones who dont have not adapted to change and will go the way of the dinosaurs Tongue
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  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #118 - March 13, 2013, 06:00 PM
    Haha, what a thread!
    Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
  • Are blowjobs halal?
     Reply #119 - March 13, 2013, 06:02 PM
    Jibreel is just dying to reveal some verses on this topic.  Cheesy
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