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 Topic: greetings

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  • greetings
     OP - February 23, 2011, 06:15 PM
    Hello everyone,

    Sorry I ain't got nothing much to say about myself. I am starting this intro thread due to having been requested to do so. I'm not a Muslim. Never was one. I'm a "Theist" myself but I don't think that should matter because I am not here to propose anything. I don't care whether or not people know what I know. I don't expect people to know as I do. And frankly I really don't care what people choose to hold as their views either. Whether someone is a Buddhist or an Atheist is none of my business. I don't feel a need to tell anyone about anything about my own religious views. I am not here to waste my time regarding this. Please do not ask me what my theistic views are. And please do not try and say anything expecting to change them either. It will be a waste of time for both of us.

    Now moving on... I have got troubles with my life. I mean no hatred or ill-feelings towards anyone here. I just would like to ask some questions and that will be all.
    Fake friends flatter you. Their compliments are made up. Nasty enemies criticize you harshly. They pick on you unnecessarily. Neither of them help you improve yourself. The best critic is honest and knows you exactly and the best person you can choose to follow is someone closest to you.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #1 - February 23, 2011, 06:17 PM
    What are your troubles?
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #2 - February 23, 2011, 06:19 PM
    Psychological-social.
    Fake friends flatter you. Their compliments are made up. Nasty enemies criticize you harshly. They pick on you unnecessarily. Neither of them help you improve yourself. The best critic is honest and knows you exactly and the best person you can choose to follow is someone closest to you.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #3 - February 23, 2011, 06:22 PM
    Best seek out expert advice.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #4 - February 23, 2011, 06:37 PM
    I, on behalf of all CEMB members am flattered that you considered us as knowledgable people who can help you in your social issues.

    Welcome to the forum, and have a parrot!  parrot
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  • Re: greetings
     Reply #5 - February 23, 2011, 06:49 PM
    Quote from: Cokerface on February 23, 2011, 06:22 PM
    Best seek out expert advice.


    I don't think so.

    The best way to fit in and function in this world is not by asking someone in it to repair you but asking for the manual and fix yourself yourself.

    I have no trust in psychologists.

    Half a century ago the British used to dump relatively healthy people in dungeon like psychiatric "hospitals". The nurses would beat troublesome patients up. The so-called 'doctors' used garage tools to saw skulls off, inject all sorts of funny chemicals and use methods of treatment which they would have to be psychologically assessed as being abnormal by today's standards for doing so.

    In so far the thing that has worked best were the medicines that forced my emotional temperament down and stripped thoughts off my brain temporarily. It makes me blank and I can carry out orders at work, when it does work. Being empty skulled makes you more productive and likeable it seems.

    The thing is the medicine doesn't work too well on me. I end up struggling in a corner because I'm stuck inbetween having a blank mind and a mind that has flashes of unfinished thoughts. My head and body ends up feeling chaotic. The doctor said its because I'm one of those people who "think too much all the time". It gets even more ugly when I take the sedation medicine to make it effective. I slump like a messy pulp and sweat and have drool trickling off me - unpleasant sight.
    Fake friends flatter you. Their compliments are made up. Nasty enemies criticize you harshly. They pick on you unnecessarily. Neither of them help you improve yourself. The best critic is honest and knows you exactly and the best person you can choose to follow is someone closest to you.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #6 - February 23, 2011, 06:51 PM
    That is an unfortunate and misguided view (and it seems scientologist in nature) but do what you want.

    Bye.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #7 - February 23, 2011, 06:54 PM
    signwelcome

    Forum/life is about give and take. You can't expect us to answer your questions if you tell us nothing about yourself dear Maxwell!  Smiley

    What brought you to an Ex-Muslim site in particular?

    (Oh dear, I'm starting to sound like Yeezeevee.)
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #8 - February 23, 2011, 07:00 PM
    Quote from: maxwell on February 23, 2011, 06:49 PM
    Half a century ago the British used to dump relatively healthy people in dungeon like psychiatric "hospitals". The nurses would beat troublesome patients up. The so-called 'doctors' used garage tools to saw skulls off, inject all sorts of funny chemicals and use methods of treatment which they would have to be psychologically assessed as being abnormal by today's standards for doing so.


    You could just see a counsellor. You don't have to audition for the next SAW movie. They are not monsters. They are decent people, and I dare say a lot of them have been though something comparable to you themselves.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #9 - February 23, 2011, 07:15 PM
    Wow this is getting more complicated and depressing than I thought. This is an intro thread. A hi and a parrot - will do. I don't want any sloppy amateur "advice". Just because I revealed my condition doesn't mean you get to tell me what to do.

    As of now, I am at the point of my life where I'm trying to meet women. And I think a good lady is what I need. Recently I've got a (personality-wise) decent girl showing interest in me. She's got a really nice plump ass too... 001_wub

    The people I really want in my life I never get...

    I might as well go for someone who actually does like me.

    Currently I'm working. And it's an unavoidable situation. This girl lives very close to me. She's a Muslima. And she wears the tudong/hijab thingy all the time. Which means she's from a pious upbringing. She's Malay. And when she wears her traditional Malay dress, I see her leaving her house, omg she looks so womanly.

    Fingers crossed, I hope everything turns out good. I want some happiness for a change.
    Fake friends flatter you. Their compliments are made up. Nasty enemies criticize you harshly. They pick on you unnecessarily. Neither of them help you improve yourself. The best critic is honest and knows you exactly and the best person you can choose to follow is someone closest to you.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #10 - February 23, 2011, 07:20 PM
    How much does she charge a night?
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #11 - February 23, 2011, 07:25 PM
    I was just being nice. I'm not really that interested in your bullshit problems and don't particularly like you anyway on first impression.

    It wont happen again.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #12 - February 23, 2011, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: Cokerface on February 23, 2011, 06:51 PM
    Bye.

    Quote from: Ishina on February 23, 2011, 07:00 PM
    You could just see a counsellor.

    Seriously guys?Huh? I didn't expect such rudeness from you.
    Quote from: Eliphaz on February 23, 2011, 06:54 PM
    What brought you to an Ex-Muslim site in particular?

    May be he found it to be a British site with educated and friendly people? I wouldn't go further in asking him when he opened his whole life out to us.
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  • Re: greetings
     Reply #13 - February 23, 2011, 07:33 PM
    I'm sorry, but I'm getting asshole vibes from him, just for you though, I'll be nice.

    Welcome, please take a seat, have a parrot, and don't ask too many questions.

     parrot
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #14 - February 23, 2011, 07:37 PM
    Quote from: muddy on February 23, 2011, 07:31 PM
    Seriously guys?Huh? I didn't expect such rudeness from you.May be he found it to be a British site with educated and friendly people? I wouldn't go further in asking him when he opened his whole life out to us.


    She's a Muslim. You guys are ex-Muslims. Maybe in the future if things work out I might need some advice deconverting a Muslim, who else to sk?

    Sorry for giving the impression of being wierd, didn't mean to. Thanks for your welcome muddy.

    Cheers.
    Fake friends flatter you. Their compliments are made up. Nasty enemies criticize you harshly. They pick on you unnecessarily. Neither of them help you improve yourself. The best critic is honest and knows you exactly and the best person you can choose to follow is someone closest to you.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #15 - February 23, 2011, 07:38 PM
    Quote from: muddy on February 23, 2011, 07:31 PM
    I didn't expect such rudeness from you.


    I'd love to know what's rude about suggesting a counsellor.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #16 - February 23, 2011, 07:39 PM
    What? there is a difference between ex-Muslim and muslim douche.

  • Re: greetings
     Reply #17 - February 23, 2011, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: Cokerface on February 23, 2011, 07:20 PM
    How much does she charge a night?


    Do you intend to be a bastard?Smiley
    Fake friends flatter you. Their compliments are made up. Nasty enemies criticize you harshly. They pick on you unnecessarily. Neither of them help you improve yourself. The best critic is honest and knows you exactly and the best person you can choose to follow is someone closest to you.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #18 - February 23, 2011, 07:44 PM
    A thousand greetings Max!

    Going through a dry spell are you? No matter. If you recline into my hairy arms, I promise you'll walk funny in the morning beaming a radiant smile.

    I share your contempt for the Freudian racket. What a gang of frauds.  Time was when I underwent psychoanalysis myself and found to my consternation that what was ailing me, or so claimed the august Dr., was latent erotic feelings for my mummy. He was wrong. The only senior woman on whom I had ever had amorous designs was my buddy Tom's babe of a mother. A total MILF. I liked to think she wanted me, but no doubt the Freudians would call it a case of projection. Big word. What does it mean?

    Onto metaphysics. I'm a recovering merchant of irreligion. Wanna give it up, wanna make it right with the high gods. Trouble is I don't know which creed I should cast my lot in with. I like the Buddhists, but there being no deity I can't see what distinguishes the humming boys from atheists who like to in their spare time light incense. Help me. Show me the light brother. I'm groping in the wilderness.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #19 - February 23, 2011, 07:45 PM
    What kind of question, nay, English is that?

    Seriously I'm bored with you, fuck off and play in traffic.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #20 - February 23, 2011, 07:46 PM
    Quote from: Cokerface on February 23, 2011, 07:39 PM
    What? there is a difference between ex-Muslim and muslim douche.




    Obviously that was typo.

    Now do you want to behave like a good boy? I don't want to put with your tantrums you know. Seriously I don't get why you are being hostile. I already said I have psychological problems. So I don't know what kick you are going to get from trolling me.
    Fake friends flatter you. Their compliments are made up. Nasty enemies criticize you harshly. They pick on you unnecessarily. Neither of them help you improve yourself. The best critic is honest and knows you exactly and the best person you can choose to follow is someone closest to you.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #21 - February 23, 2011, 07:49 PM
    None at all, but I seriously don't get why you would advertise your problems and then tell people to fuck off when they give you advice?

    If you are not going to go see someone, at least try St John's wort. It's natural, it's cheap, it's merely a plant extract available in supermarkets yet it works. It worked for me, I was quite depressed before I had it but with some St John's wort (and a few lifestyle changes) that depression dissappeared within a month.

    I would advise the same.

    Bye.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #22 - February 23, 2011, 07:55 PM
    Cokerface: I am only seeing asshole vibes from you in this thread.
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  • Re: greetings
     Reply #23 - February 23, 2011, 07:58 PM
    Fine, sorry, whatever.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #24 - February 23, 2011, 08:10 PM
    lol @ the troll playing on the scientologist stereotype.

    DigDug?
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #25 - February 23, 2011, 08:12 PM
    I'm not a troll, and I'm not Digdug?

    Scientology stereotype? What do you mean by that? Scientology has a negative view on psychiatry, this is well documented, read what L Ron Hubbard had to say about it.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #26 - February 23, 2011, 08:17 PM
    My post was directed at maxwell not you. Smiley
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: greetings
     Reply #27 - February 23, 2011, 08:39 PM
    Oh, please don't be digdug maxwell. I really hope, you are a genuine person.
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  • Re: greetings
     Reply #28 - February 23, 2011, 08:56 PM
    Go become a member of Scientology.
    Problem solved.

    Admins; could anyone lock down this thread. thnx in advance
    I shouldn't be here. Really. Shaytan SWT deluded ALL of us. Amen.
  • Re: greetings
     Reply #29 - February 23, 2011, 08:59 PM
    I have no evidence that maxwell is DigDug, or is (or isn't) a scientologist, or a troll pretending to be a scientologist for a laugh,  so I will take back my claim/suspicion.  But I'm certainly not wasting any time with maxwell.  Have fun, maxwell.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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