I intentionally did not give you any advice on your marriage / deen situation as I thought that my situation has nothing in common with yours. I thought about it again and now am pretty sure that I was right the first time.

(although I'm not sure you meant to be funny for once).
About the flowers thing, that would only be a short term fix. And god knows that I've tried to shower her with all the romance in the world, in order to deviate her even slightly from her zombie islamic mission...to no avail, in the long term at least.
Islam is not for me and hasn't been for me for nearly two decades now. I was never serious about my request to return. But I am touched that you came up with something that would have been a way out for me. Thanks for that (and I found the song quite touching, apart from the bit about the camel. God really should work on his analogies).
Islame - LO
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Thanks again guys. I really will leave it at that for now.