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Topic: Martial Arts

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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #30 - March 25, 2011, 07:18 AM

Quote from: Ishina on March 24, 2011, 11:57 PM
Nothing personal. I just wanted an excuse to post a cool quote and appear cultured.

It's never impressive or clever to glorify violence, but it's a lucky person who goes through life without having to resort to it.

Besides, a true martial artist walks away from a fight.

Church.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #31 - March 25, 2011, 08:42 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on March 24, 2011, 08:34 PM
PASHTUN MARRY ME I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES. ALL NINE OF THEM!!!

One of Pashtun's childhood bedtime stories:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-QUh69MCg

WTF! where did that come from lol
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #32 - March 25, 2011, 08:50 AM

Quote from: Pashtun on March 25, 2011, 08:42 AM
WTF! where did that come from lol

i love Pashtuns cause one Pashtun once told me "I am a Pashtun (cue Hans Zimmer background music) we get angry fast!" and since then I can't get enough of Pashtuns. I want Pashtuns in my Pashtaloons
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #33 - March 25, 2011, 08:57 AM

We dont get angry,he/she must have been a victim of stereotyping. I am quite a humble person.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #34 - March 25, 2011, 09:10 AM

Quote from: Pashtun on March 25, 2011, 08:57 AM
We dont get angry,he/she must have been a victim of stereotyping. I am quite a humble person.

I was joking bro. Generalizations are mostly only good for jokes.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #35 - March 25, 2011, 09:14 AM

(k)igger.

"If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #36 - March 25, 2011, 09:26 AM

*chortles*
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #37 - March 25, 2011, 05:17 PM

Church?

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #38 - March 25, 2011, 05:31 PM

I.e. right on.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #39 - March 25, 2011, 05:35 PM

Ohhh

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #40 - March 25, 2011, 05:54 PM

Brown belt Wado-ryu
Brown belt white stripe Kick boxing

1 1/2 - 2 years jeet kune do - freestyle
a few one-off months of thai and filipino boxing
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #41 - March 27, 2011, 05:43 PM

Heathens. There is only one martial art worth pursuing:

Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #42 - March 27, 2011, 06:01 PM

i've only ever done a year of karate as a kid and 6 months of thai boxing 2 years ago. i've been meaning to get into this stuff but i'm a bit lazy :/
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #43 - April 01, 2011, 06:14 PM

Should I? Nah!...

Y'all can just search my posts.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #44 - May 04, 2011, 09:15 PM

Martial arts funk.

Jiraphand Ong-Ard - Thai Boxing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr55yS6FMbs

Against the ruin of the world, there
is only one defense: the creative act.

-- Kenneth Rexroth
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #45 - May 04, 2011, 09:25 PM

YES

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #46 - November 14, 2011, 03:14 PM

Mixed martial artists stop a robber.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w7VhiWoRhc

Against the ruin of the world, there
is only one defense: the creative act.

-- Kenneth Rexroth
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #47 - January 28, 2012, 06:34 PM

New Bruce Lee documentary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vqhux8ddq4

Against the ruin of the world, there
is only one defense: the creative act.

-- Kenneth Rexroth
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #48 - January 28, 2012, 06:55 PM

MMA is so shit, bunch of grown oiled men rubbing on each other, its completely homoerotic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcUu506mIUk&feature=related

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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #49 - January 28, 2012, 09:44 PM

Matrix–style Drunken Bullet Dodges. In other words I just flail around a lot and fall on my arse:
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #50 - November 12, 2012, 08:00 PM

It's been a long time coming. Longer than expected. But... I got my black belt at the weekend. 1st Dan motherfuckers!

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #51 - November 12, 2012, 08:11 PM

The first page of this thread is hilarious XD

I'm trying to get in shape enough to start a martial arts class. It's going okay, although I'm still weak as fuck and sticking to a good diet is proving more tricky than exercising regularly. I just have no idea which martial art to go for, as a beginner. _-_ I'm not too fussed about being able to knock 7 shades out of people, I just want something fun that will keep my body and mind sharp.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #52 - November 12, 2012, 08:15 PM

Quote from: Ishina on November 12, 2012, 08:00 PM
It's been a long time coming. Longer than expected. But... I got my black belt at the weekend. 1st Dan motherfuckers!

Congrats, Ishina.

This is in Jujitsu? What's next with your martial arts? Besides being a bonafide badass... <3

Against the ruin of the world, there
is only one defense: the creative act.

-- Kenneth Rexroth
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #53 - November 12, 2012, 08:27 PM

Yeah, Jujitsu. I'm gonna put more hours in next year. Our instructor has talked about retiring in the next couple of years, so I wanna get as much of him and his experience as I can before I fly the nest. It'll be challenging joining new a dojo as a black belt. I've thought about trying something else too. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu seems to be the next logical step.

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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #54 - November 12, 2012, 08:56 PM

Quote from: Ishina on November 12, 2012, 08:00 PM
It's been a long time coming. Longer than expected. But... I got my black belt at the weekend. 1st Dan motherfuckers!

OMG

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #55 - November 12, 2012, 09:14 PM

so cool!! congrats Ishina

shihan Ishina.. sounds pretty cool to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #56 - November 12, 2012, 09:27 PM

Congrats on the black belt Ishina!

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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #57 - November 12, 2012, 10:10 PM

Quote from: Ishina on November 12, 2012, 08:00 PM
It's been a long time coming. Longer than expected. But... I got my black belt at the weekend. 1st Dan motherfuckers!

Congrats Ishina!
One more achievement under your belt. -_-

That's one great thing about these kind of activities -- you've got something to aim for and you achieve something noteworthy.

"Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #58 - November 12, 2012, 10:45 PM

As if Ishina could get any more amazing.

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Martial Arts
Reply #59 - November 13, 2012, 01:23 AM

Did a bit of Karate and Jujitsu back in the day, found JJ had more to offer for me, congratulations lshina on the black belt, thats a hell of an achievement.
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