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  • Religious limericks
     OP - March 30, 2011, 09:15 AM
    As I prepared for my Muslim debate I was anticipating the argument that the Quran was an entirely unknown style of writing.  I was going to point out that at some point somebody had to invent the limerick - if it had been a limerick about God would it have made the creator a messenger?

    Anyway, I thought I'd share the limerick that then came to mind in case I needed an example, I thought it might be fun for others to make up their own and post them here too.

    There once was a god with no double,
    who created the Earth out of rubble.
    He created us all
    with infinite flaw,
    and then burns us in hell for our trouble!
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #1 - March 30, 2011, 09:38 AM
    We are all born from a drop of sperm
    God and his throne has no term
    even if I am nice, I still got to pay the price
    Hell is waiting for me, while the sinners indulge in orgies
    72 virgins spit at my face, as fire becomes of my shoe lace
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #2 - March 30, 2011, 01:33 PM
    Pashtun, that's the oddest form of limerick I have ever seen Smiley

    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #3 - March 30, 2011, 01:53 PM
    Keep it coming guys.. I will sing them.. lol
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  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #4 - March 30, 2011, 03:43 PM

    Oh Mohammad

    why should my head be torn apart
    when my wife gets shared part by part
    Am i not good enough to be war booty
    I can still feel pain as those sandals boot me
    My children have become slaves
    I am headless, dead and no longer safe

    Oh Mohammad
    how peaceful you are, I get beheaded
    and you enslave my family, where are you headed

  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #5 - March 30, 2011, 03:51 PM
    Mohammed the prophet of doom,
    had revelations owing to shrooms,
    which he got from Jesus,
    who deals drugs from a bus,
    Making mohammed, and followers, go boom.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #6 - March 30, 2011, 04:19 PM
    Pashtun, look up some examples of limericks so you get an idea of how they work Smiley
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
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  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #7 - March 30, 2011, 04:19 PM
    A man called Mohammed one day did think
    Wow, I fancy that woman in pink.
    But she’s my daughter-in-law,
    And against that, there is a law
    Perhaps Allah may help if given a nudge and a wink?
    Hi
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #8 - March 30, 2011, 04:23 PM
     Cheesy Iol Pashtun, I love your work...

    You need to make your limerick 5 lines long. Lines 1, 2 & 5 need to rhyme with each other, whilst lines 3 & 4 have a separate rhyme going on.

    But I think your versions are more entertaining.  Smiley
    Hi
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #9 - March 30, 2011, 04:35 PM
    Cool limerick bro ^^

    After being for long periods in his cave
    Mo began thinking about the grave
    So he divised some shit
    People still believe him, damnit
    1.5billion nutcases being a slave
    I shouldn't be here. Really. Shaytan SWT deluded ALL of us. Amen.
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #10 - March 30, 2011, 05:01 PM
    There once was a man who agreed
    With an angel who demanded he read
    He said "what the fuck"
    Composed a shit book
    All about god and tawheed
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #11 - March 30, 2011, 05:24 PM
    Mohammad, could not read or write
    how could he know from wrong and right
    The Quran suppose to be word of god
    one day, Islam may claim to have invented the Ipod
    why 72 virgins? aint Allah abit tight
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #12 - March 30, 2011, 05:29 PM
    Hooray!!! Smiley
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
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  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #13 - March 30, 2011, 05:30 PM
    I am liking Pashtun's song.. Not sure what the rules fo limericks are..
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  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #14 - March 30, 2011, 05:35 PM
    Bravo pashtun  Smiley
    Hi
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #15 - March 30, 2011, 05:37 PM
    Paradise, the land of little boys in robes, 72 virgins with re-appearing hymens
    Rivers of milk and ever lasting beauty unlimited amounts of wine
    Abu Hamza Look-alikes roaming the heavens on horses, Allah demands you to screw around nine
    or else you will face the balls of fire, your testicles would retire
    Oh Mohammad, what weed you smoking? what? that joint was mine.
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #16 - March 30, 2011, 05:37 PM
    Muddy
    5 verses.
    1 and 2 must rhyme.
    3 and 4 must rhyme.
    Then 5 must rhyme with 1.
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #17 - March 30, 2011, 05:49 PM
    Forgot to say, there is also a rhythm to limericks. It's like a 4 beats to a bar tune

    Verse 1 = 4 beats
    Verse 2 = 4 beats
    Verse 3 = 2 beats, verse 4 = 2 beats
    Verse 5 = 4 beats
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Religious limericks
     Reply #18 - March 30, 2011, 06:19 PM
    They say it isn't the word of truth.
    Turn hearts and preach its like the Ruth.
    We make it so
    and sink this low
    to prove to you the lord uncouth.


    Quite fun Smiley
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
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