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  • The non-private update
     OP - March 30, 2011, 03:42 PM
    So, right now I am laid up in bed with a cast on one leg, and a bandage around my big toe on my other leg.  Left = cast, right = big toe bandage.

    How did this terrible tragedy happen to me?  this is what happens when you refuse to have a full length mirror in your house, and use a half mirror to check out portions of your body, to ensure you look ok when you go out.

    This also happens when your mirror frame died a few years ago, and again because you hate mirrors, you refuse to get a safer one.

    So anyway, in my last minute 'does my booty pop in these jeans' check, the unframed mirror slipped from my fingers, and guilotined my left foot, and part of my right.

    Ergo, sliced, tendon, emergency surgery on friday night, and me bed bound.

    I fucking hate being bed bound.  Bollocks, 8 recovery.  And, I need a new 'half' mirror.

    =============================================================================

    On the plus side, I am doing great at college.  As in my work couldn't be better, my grades can get no better, and I got a yes from all of my 5 uni choices so I'm good.  dance

    Breaking sweats over the idea of going to uni though, that's a deeper issue though.

    =============================================================================

    I feel no shame in the having of them, but I have new boooooooooooobs.  Fuck what anyone says about fake not feeling as good, mine feel squishy and lovely.  They look teh business, and bounce.

    Do you know how funny it is to reach across my body to pick up something, and bump into boobs?   Cheesy  I chuckle when it happens.

    I have even woken up to find myself holding one.  Yes, I should have been a man, boobs feel lovely. 

    ============================================================================

    I have also met, and fallen in love with coconut oil.  Organic virgin coconut oil is the best hair and body moisturiser I have ever had the pleasure of rubbing on my body (and my boobs).

    ===========================================================================

    End of non-private disclosure.

    ===========================================================================

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #1 - March 30, 2011, 04:03 PM
    Pics please Wink btw who are u? Haha Wink
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #2 - March 30, 2011, 04:29 PM
    A hot chick with a naturally luscious booty and now surgically luscious boobies.

    Also, a former admin (and hopefully future one), and one of the founders of this forum, who has been on an unbearably long hiatus, but has finally been tempted back to waste her valuable and limited time at this addictive place by some selfish asshole who will remain nameless.
    fuck you
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #3 - March 30, 2011, 04:35 PM
    Damn now I really want to see pictures :p
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #4 - March 30, 2011, 04:37 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 03:42 PM
    So, right now I am laid up in bed with a cast on one leg, and a bandage around my big toe on my other leg.  Left = cast, right = big toe bandage.

    How did this terrible tragedy happen to me?  this is what happens when you refuse to have a full length mirror in your house, and use a half mirror to check out portions of your body, to ensure you look ok when you go out.

    This also happens when your mirror frame died a few years ago, and again because you hate mirrors, you refuse to get a safer one.

    So anyway, in my last minute 'does my booty pop in these jeans' check, the unframed mirror slipped from my fingers, and guilotined my left foot, and part of my right.

    Ergo, sliced, tendon, emergency surgery on friday night, and me bed bound.

    I fucking hate being bed bound.  Bollocks, 8 recovery.  And, I need a new 'half' mirror.


    Shit! So sorry to hear that Berbs, hope you recover quick. Maybe being forced to lay up for a while will help with the essays.

    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 03:42 PM
    On the plus side, I am doing great at college.  As in my work couldn't be better, my grades can get no better, and I got a yes from all of my 5 uni choices so I'm good.  dance

    Breaking sweats over the idea of going to uni though, that's a deeper issue though.


    I've always known you are very bright so it is no surprise to me you are doing well. Don't stress about going to uni yet - cross one bridge at a time.

    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 03:42 PM
    I feel no shame in the having of them, but I have new boooooooooooobs.  Fuck what anyone says about fake not feeling as good, mine feel squishy and lovely.  They look teh business, and bounce.

    Do you know how funny it is to reach across my body to pick up something, and bump into boobs?   Cheesy  I chuckle when it happens.

    I have even woken up to find myself holding one.  Yes, I should have been a man, boobs feel lovely.  



    CONGRATS!! Hey when do I get to come and squeeze them too?  dance

    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 03:42 PM
    I have even woken up to find myself holding one


    Permission to say: "I bet you felt a right tit!"  grin12



    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 03:42 PM
    the pleasure of rubbing on my body (and my boobs).


    I can also help with that!  grin12
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #5 - March 30, 2011, 05:07 PM
    Get well soon hugs
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #6 - March 30, 2011, 05:25 PM
    Quote from: superomario on March 30, 2011, 04:03 PM
    Pics please Wink btw who are u? Haha Wink


    Don't listen to the Q, he's just trying to set you up to receive scary pics.  Really I'm a dude, with a hairy chest, who lost a bet and ended up getting boobs.  Surely you've heard of me.

    Here's my my space profile pic  (specially waxed chest)  add me.  

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #7 - March 30, 2011, 05:37 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on March 30, 2011, 04:29 PM
    A hot chick with a naturally luscious booty and now surgically luscious boobies.

    Also, a former admin (and hopefully future one), and one of the founders of this forum, who has been on an unbearably long hiatus, but has finally been tempted back to waste her valuable and limited time at this addictive place by some selfish asshole who will remain nameless.


    Hello nameless one.

    Quote from: Hassan on March 30, 2011, 04:37 PM
    Shit! So sorry to hear that Berbs, hope you recover quick. Maybe being forced to lay up for a while will help with the essays.


    Well it might have if the nameless one hadn't opened the door to narnia.  Now I'm stuck here, talking to Mr Tumnus.


    He even looks a little like you too.  With ex muslim writings as he sneaks away from white queen I mean Allah.

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    I've always known you are very bright so it is no surprise to me you are doing well. Don't stress about going to uni yet - cross one bridge at a time.


    Well, honestly it was a surprise to me, and truthfully if I hadn't had such a great personal tutor, no doubt I wouldn't have made it to the end of the course.  A lot of my course has been done from my bedroom lol.

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    CONGRATS!! Hey when do I get to come and squeeze them too?  dance


    You blasphemed against me Hass.  No sense blaming temptations of others.  Allah kills, I remove new boob squeezing chances.  I think I'm more evil than Allah.

    Quote

    Permission to say: "I bet you felt a right tit!"  grin12


    Must explain why so many men feel like right dicks in the morning too.   Cheesy

    Quote

    I can also help with that!  grin12

     

    See breast squeezing chances. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #8 - March 30, 2011, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on March 30, 2011, 05:07 PM
    Get well soon hugs


    Thanks, I plan to.   Smiley
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #9 - March 30, 2011, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 05:37 PM
    Hello nameless one.

    Well it might have if the nameless one hadn't opened the door to narnia.  Now I'm stuck here, talking to Mr Tumnus.


    I blame whatever space cadet was holding the mirror after rubbing her new boobs with coconut oil.  Shocked

    Quote
    (Clicky for piccy!)
    He even looks a little like you too.  With ex muslim writings as he sneaks away from white queen I mean Allah.


    You better be referring to Hass here. Angry

    Quote
    You blasphemed against me Hass.  No sense blaming temptations of others.  Allah kills, I remove new boob squeezing chances.  I think I'm more evil than Allah. 


    Biblical scale vengeance. I fuckin love it.  dance
    fuck you
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #10 - March 30, 2011, 05:50 PM
    Fuckin' ouch.  wacko

    At least you have more time to play with your boobs while you're in bed.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #11 - March 30, 2011, 05:52 PM
    And what reward do your faithful followers get for not blaspheming?  A pic of your new cleavage, maybe?   thnkyu
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #12 - March 30, 2011, 05:54 PM
    Ahhhhh - that must have hurt!
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  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #13 - March 30, 2011, 05:57 PM
    Yikes! Get well soon!


    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 05:52 PM
    And what reward do your faithful followers get for not blaspheming?  A pic of your new cleavage, maybe?   thnkyu


    +1

    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on March 30, 2011, 05:50 PM
    Fuckin' ouch.  wacko

    At least you have more time to play with your boobs while you're in bed.


    I thought you're supposed to be asexual  Roll Eyes
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #14 - March 30, 2011, 06:12 PM
    Nice to see u back Berbs. Smiley
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #15 - March 30, 2011, 06:19 PM
    Hope you get better soon. Yeah you can't go wrong with boobies.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #16 - March 30, 2011, 06:20 PM
    YOure only back because youre going to be bored in bed Angry

    On the other hand, BOOOOOOOOOOOOBS 001_wub this means pics
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #17 - March 30, 2011, 06:21 PM
    Yeah pics of boobies!
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #18 - March 30, 2011, 06:26 PM
    Yes, you can't come back boasting about your gigantic new boobs without showing us the evidence.  Os will smite you.   Tongue
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #19 - March 30, 2011, 06:30 PM
    Cheetah, agree completely. If you have it flaunt it.

    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #20 - March 30, 2011, 06:30 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on March 30, 2011, 05:48 PM
    I blame whatever space cadet was holding the mirror after rubbing her new boobs with coconut oil.  Shocked


    I LOL'ed.  Been ages since I LOL'ed randomly to a screen.

    Quote

    You better be referring to Hass here. Angry 


    Lol wut, he's cute.

    Quote

    Biblical scale vengeance. I fuckin love it.  dance


     dance  Floods of tears, or plague of low-cusses <<<< see what I almost did there.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #21 - March 30, 2011, 06:36 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 05:37 PM
    You blasphemed against me Hass.  No sense blaming temptations of others.  Allah kills, I remove new boob squeezing chances


    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

    Banish me from Paradise! Burn me in the pits of Hell. You can even make me endure eternity in one room with no-one to talk to but DH.

    But I beg you! Do not remove my chances of boob squeezing!
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #22 - March 30, 2011, 06:37 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on March 30, 2011, 05:50 PM
    Fuckin' ouch.  wacko

    At least you have more time to play with your boobs while you're in bed.


    Fuckin A.  I mean D.

    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 05:52 PM
    And what reward do your faithful followers get for not blaspheming?  A pic of your new cleavage, maybe?   thnkyu


    Nah, but you do get thanks for not blaspheming.   Tongue

    Quote from: Ephemeral on March 30, 2011, 06:20 PM
    YOure only back because youre going to be bored in bed Angry

    On the other hand, BOOOOOOOOOOOOBS 001_wub this means pics


    No it doesn't.  It just means I'm happy.  And according to Spinoza, not bored in bed.   cool2

    Thanks everyone I haven't quoted, for the well wishes, and for the pic wishes, but the pic wishes just so won't be granted.

    I think Hadrat Hassan Bey'ism offers boob pics to his followers.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #23 - March 30, 2011, 06:38 PM
    We want bewbs, dammit.   finmad
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #24 - March 30, 2011, 06:41 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 30, 2011, 06:36 PM
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

    Banish me from Paradise! Burn me in the pits of Hell. You can even make me endure eternity in one room with no-one to talk to but DH.

    But I beg you! Do not remove my chances of boob squeezing!


    Even I'm not that cruel.   Huh?
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #25 - March 30, 2011, 06:52 PM
    Welcome backs Berbs  far away hug You're presence has been sorely missed (not by my ass though)

    Get well soon Smiley
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #26 - March 30, 2011, 07:12 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 06:38 PM
    We want bewbs, dammit.   finmad


    +1.

    I mean, welcome back Berberella!  Wink
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #27 - March 30, 2011, 07:21 PM
    Welcome back Berbs.  Smiley
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #28 - March 30, 2011, 07:27 PM
    Thank you people.  It's good to be back.   Smiley
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The non-private update
     Reply #29 - March 30, 2011, 07:28 PM
    Bollocks.  I'm still here.

    I will pay for this tomorrow.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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