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Topic: God Heals Amputee

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God Heals Amputee
OP - April 01, 2011, 08:08 PM

I bet religions all around the world are gonna fight to claim to this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQnI4eoSvwo

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #1 - April 01, 2011, 08:10 PM

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #2 - April 01, 2011, 08:19 PM

Don you're illiterate even in meme-speak.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #3 - April 01, 2011, 08:21 PM

dude why don't you just take off your balls and offer them to her on a plate?

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #4 - April 01, 2011, 08:26 PM

Cause they're busy down your sister's throat.
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Reply #5 - April 01, 2011, 08:27 PM

That would be true if I had a sister. I guess you meant your own.

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #6 - April 01, 2011, 08:29 PM

*yawn* i'd give you a come-back but i promised your mom an extra round tonight.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #7 - April 01, 2011, 08:32 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on April 01, 2011, 08:29 PM
*yawn* i'd give you a come-back but i promised ~~your mom~~ my palm an extra round tonight.

fixed

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Reply #8 - April 01, 2011, 08:33 PM
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Reply #9 - April 01, 2011, 08:45 PM

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #10 - April 01, 2011, 09:14 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on April 01, 2011, 08:26 PM
Cause they're busy down your sister's throat.

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #11 - April 02, 2011, 10:32 AM

Here’s another cool story: Little teenage mutant ninja retard, donatelo, is a socially awkward loner and mommy’s boy who is desperate to be noticed, but he can’t think of anything original to say, so he says “cool story bro” to great applause from the 1.3 readers who haven't heard "cool story bro" about a thousand times.

This meme spam was old last month. You’ve actually ruined memes. You’ve overused them until they just aint funny anymore and nobody else can post them casually without being associated with your fucking wasteful cheap shot efforts.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #12 - April 02, 2011, 11:23 AM

I don't really understand these internet memes. Maybe this is the moment I realise I'm not part of the young generation any more. Does posting a video of something I've heard my little brother say lots count as doing the meme thing? Hmm, let's give it a go and you can give me feedback. Constructive criticism welcome...

Come come now, can't you all get along? Yes L2PK does seem to be overdoing it a little but let's be friendly, eh? Friendly? Friends? Special friends?

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #13 - April 02, 2011, 11:28 AM

I miss the inbetweeners.

Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #14 - April 02, 2011, 11:41 AM

fwriends!

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #15 - April 02, 2011, 12:54 PM

Quote from: Ishina on April 02, 2011, 10:32 AM
Here’s another cool story: Little teenage mutant ninja retard, donatelo, is a socially awkward loner and mommy’s boy who is desperate to be noticed, but he can’t think of anything original to say, so he says “cool story bro” to great applause from the 1.3 readers who haven't heard "cool story bro" about a thousand times.

This meme spam was old last month. You’ve actually ruined memes. You’ve overused them until they just aint funny anymore and nobody else can post them casually without being associated with your fucking wasteful cheap shot efforts.

don't be too harsh: internet n00bs love memes like we used to love them 10+ years ago :(

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #16 - April 02, 2011, 01:01 PM

On the very least create your own memes (relevant to post) once in a while.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #17 - April 02, 2011, 01:38 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on April 01, 2011, 08:26 PM
Cause they're busy down your sister's throat.

Quote from: Ishina on April 02, 2011, 10:32 AM
Here’s another cool story: Little teenage mutant ninja retard, donatelo, is a socially awkward loner and mommy’s boy who is desperate to be noticed, but he can’t think of anything original to say, so he says “cool story bro” to great applause from the 1.3 readers who haven't heard "cool story bro" about a thousand times.

Burnt badly in the same thread, twice. Wow.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #18 - April 02, 2011, 01:40 PM

Quote from: thinkfree on April 02, 2011, 11:28 AM

I miss the inbetweeners.

The film is coming out in a few months
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #19 - April 03, 2011, 07:08 PM

Quote from: Ishina on April 01, 2011, 08:08 PM
I bet religions all around the world are gonna fight to claim to this one

This is exactly what made me give up Christianity.I have a small problem at my left arm.I've read the verses from the Bible that are quoted in that video, I asked God to heal me, and he did not.
It was long time ago, and now I feel so much smarter.
I also feel lucky that I was Christian and not Muslim;the Christians are not trying to kill me now that they know that I'm an atheist.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #20 - April 03, 2011, 09:54 PM

Quote from: Ishina on April 02, 2011, 10:32 AM
Here’s another cool story: Little teenage mutant ninja retard, donatelo, is a socially awkward loner and mommy’s boy who is desperate to be noticed, but he can’t think of anything original to say, so he says “cool story bro” to great applause from the 1.3 readers who haven't heard "cool story bro" about a thousand times.

This meme spam was old last month. You’ve actually ruined memes. You’ve overused them until they just aint funny anymore and nobody else can post them casually without being associated with your fucking wasteful cheap shot efforts.

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #21 - April 03, 2011, 09:54 PM

Quote from: Aphrodite on April 02, 2011, 01:38 PM

Burnt badly in the same thread, twice. Wow.

L2read my responses

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #22 - April 03, 2011, 09:57 PM

We did read them.

Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #23 - April 03, 2011, 10:03 PM

She's got me on ignore, and so has ging.

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #24 - April 04, 2011, 12:45 AM

Quote from: Stefan Udrea on April 03, 2011, 07:08 PM
I asked God to heal me, and he did not.

He's too busy writing on eggs.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #25 - April 04, 2011, 12:49 AM

Quote from: L2PK on April 03, 2011, 10:03 PM
She's got me on ignore, and so has ging.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #26 - April 04, 2011, 12:52 AM

Everyone does l2pk

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #27 - April 04, 2011, 12:55 AM

I still don't get what that means. Even with definition I read on UD.
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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #28 - April 04, 2011, 01:27 AM

Basically, if you're pking someone in a game and they do something nooby, you say 'l2pk nerd' or something along those lines.

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Re: God Heals Amputee
Reply #29 - April 04, 2011, 01:31 AM

Quote from: L2PK on April 04, 2011, 01:27 AM
Basically, if you're pking with someone in a game

A strictly Runescape term, if I recall.

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