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 Topic: I hope..........

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  • I hope..........
     OP - April 04, 2011, 02:30 AM

    We have the I love thread, and the I hate thread, but can I get a little love for this brilliant late night idea.

    The I HOPE thread. 

    I hope the BBC weather forecast for the next 5 days isn't lying to me.

    If it isn't I hope that Thursdays weather really will hit 20 degrees C, I have a new flowery dress I have been dying to wear.

    I hope I get some sleep tonight, it's 3.30am, I have stuff to do tomorrow.  Grin

    I hope I successfully avoid CEMB tomorrow so I can finish my essay.

    I hope someone else hopes for something, and keeps the optimism of CEMB alive. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #1 - April 04, 2011, 02:38 AM

    I hope that I get the car I want this week.

    I hope that my FWB returns in twelve days.

    I hope there are no crazy people loitering in the laundry room when I grab my clothes in 20 minutes.


    "And lo, verily hath they spoken, not one of this tribe, upon whom these entreaties were beseeched for the Lord, could giveth a shit."


    Read my blog here: http://dimunituvediva.wordpress.com/
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #2 - April 04, 2011, 02:40 AM

    For lots of stuff which i cannot think of at all at this moment because my brain is fried.

    So i hope i will remember what my hopes are.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #3 - April 04, 2011, 02:45 AM

    I hope the iPhone fertility app we've used sends us free diapers and other baby stuff for as long as we need it in case my gf is pregnant.


    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #4 - April 04, 2011, 02:49 AM

    Is it wicked that I hope she is?   Cheesy

    No, I jest Grin , imagine the sub text for that revelation.   Tongue

    I hope I can hop to fill up the kettle and hop back to my room with it, without falling over. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #5 - April 04, 2011, 02:53 AM

    I hope the concept of money dies.

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #6 - April 04, 2011, 02:53 AM

    Here's the plain text: I'm 10 days late and the app says maybe you need a different app.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #7 - April 04, 2011, 02:55 AM

     Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #8 - April 04, 2011, 03:11 AM

    I hope the concept of money dies.


    Mine's similar: I hope I win a big lottery jackpot.

    Hippie.

    fuck you
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #9 - April 04, 2011, 03:18 AM

    I hope my future isnt as crappy as my past

    I hope I get a cat

    I hope I get a job soon


     Smiley

    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #10 - April 04, 2011, 03:23 AM



    Hippie.


    One day you will tire of this word and then I will have the last laugh  yes

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #11 - April 04, 2011, 03:26 AM

    I hope my future isnt as crappy as my past



     Smiley



    I hope you don't mind the swearing, but FUCKING amen to that.   Afro

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #12 - April 04, 2011, 03:30 AM

    lol BerberElla no I dont mind  Smiley

    far away hug

    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #13 - April 04, 2011, 03:34 AM

    I hope I get more hugs.  Cyber hugs are second to my children's hugs.  hugs

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #14 - April 04, 2011, 03:36 AM

     far away hug Smiley

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #15 - April 04, 2011, 03:37 AM

    I hope I get a cat


    <3
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #16 - April 04, 2011, 03:40 AM

    I hope I get more hugs.  Cyber hugs are second to my children's hugs.  hugs


    I would, but I don't want to embarrass myself by getting a cyber erection.

    fuck you
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #17 - April 04, 2011, 03:40 AM

    .
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #18 - April 04, 2011, 03:41 AM

    @Berber
    I thought I gave you some today, needy? Oh well, have more:
     far away hug

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #19 - April 04, 2011, 03:43 AM

    far away hug Smiley


    hugs

    I would, but I don't want to embarrass myself by getting a cyber erection.


    I hope you do, not only because cyber feeling that would be fun, but because cyber erections will grant this man's hope:

    I hope people wise up and stop having so many fucking kids. Overpopulation is the biggest threat we face as a species.


    Grin. long live the cyber erection.

    Quote
    I hope scientists figure out how to extend life indefinitely before I die. Don't want to live forever? Fuck off then. I do. At least as long as it's fun.


    I'm hoping with you too. 

    Life is a bitch, but I've always loved bitches.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #20 - April 04, 2011, 03:44 AM

    @Berber
    I thought I gave you some today, needy? Oh well, have more:
     far away hug


    Yo dude/ette, I hope you know where you just went wrong?


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #21 - April 04, 2011, 03:46 AM

    <3


    I love the cat in ur display pic 001_wub


    opps this isnt the I love thread...

    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #22 - April 04, 2011, 03:49 AM

    ^ Thank you! grin12

    I hope I remember to eat some cake tomorrow. Yum.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #23 - April 04, 2011, 04:00 AM

    Yo dude/ette, I hope you know where you just went wrong?




    I'm completely outraged that you may think I'm not a dude. Outraged. And what's wrong with giving you more hugs, I thought you wanted it? Tongue

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #24 - April 04, 2011, 04:23 AM

    I hope you do, not only because cyber feeling that would be fun,


    Here ya go then: hugs BOOIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    fuck you
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #25 - April 04, 2011, 04:29 AM

    I'm completely outraged that you may think I'm not a dude. Outraged. And what's wrong with giving you more hugs, I thought you wanted it? Tongue


    Couldn't be sure.  Hope you'll forgive me.  Grin

    Here ya go then: hugs BOOIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    This is when all those hadiths on how to clean semen off your clothes comes in handy, even if it's cyber traces.

    I hope Mohammed knows we are laughing at him. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #26 - April 04, 2011, 04:38 AM

    A lot of your hopes are being fulfilled as we speak, Ella

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #27 - April 04, 2011, 04:47 AM

    If that's so then I really hope I can get through the day today, because I just realised, I totally fucked up, I now only have 1.15 minutes left of potential sleep time before my heavenly angels awaken for the day.

    That is if they sleep until 7am, sometimes the cherubs awaken before that, to delight me with their endless arguing singing.

    I hope, I hope, I hope, I make it through the day.  I had stuff I needed to do.

    I hope CEMB feels bad for robbing me of a nights sleep.   Cry

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #28 - April 04, 2011, 05:07 AM

    CEMB may well have been a clever invention of fundies to rob Ex-muslims of precious sleep and productive time, while having too much fun online.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: I hope..........
     Reply #29 - April 04, 2011, 05:16 AM

    I hope I can get my lab report done a few hours before class tomorrow.
    (yeah go procrastination!)
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