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 Topic: WHO MADE THE WORLD

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  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #30 - April 15, 2011, 03:40 PM

    just went to an online mosque and took it... now i am a muslim.. Alhammdullalaah

    u cant take in online,must be done in person,dont lie
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #31 - April 15, 2011, 03:41 PM

    Welll, i just did... the internet made it possible. So brother... lets find me a 9 year old bride...

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #32 - April 15, 2011, 03:43 PM

    you are still a kafir
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #33 - April 15, 2011, 03:44 PM

    prove it.

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #34 - April 15, 2011, 03:44 PM

    what!!!!!then why isnt there new worlds coming around every day?Huh?Huh???

    Astronomers using the Spitzer Telescope are watching what they believe to be a planet being formed.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #35 - April 15, 2011, 03:44 PM

    Lool this thread made me laugh so hard especially at alsaeedm's speech

    Bazinga!
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #36 - April 15, 2011, 03:45 PM

    I must say I didn't know that an answer should be short to be correct..
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #37 - April 15, 2011, 03:48 PM

    Astronomers using the Spitzer Telescope are watching what they believe to be a planet being formed.

    how is it possible no one made the world!!!!!!!
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #38 - April 15, 2011, 03:48 PM

    Well, im satisfied with the "i dont know."

    Same here.

    With side orders of "I'm quite happy not knowing" and "I don't feel we particularly need to know".
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #39 - April 15, 2011, 03:49 PM

    true answer is aways short and simple

    I made the world

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #40 - April 15, 2011, 03:49 PM

    Josef Fritzl, I told you.

    If not him, then Charles Darwin.


    what is the proof darwin made it??
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #41 - April 15, 2011, 03:50 PM

    how is it possible no one made the world!!!!!!!

    How would one explain to you something like that if you are incapable of reading more than a few words at once?

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #42 - April 15, 2011, 03:50 PM

    Same here.

    With side orders of "I'm quite happy not knowing" and "I don't feel we particularly need to know".


    THIS PROVES U KNOW THAGT IT CANT BE MADE WITHOUT ALLAH BUT U R MISLEAD BY SHAITAIN AND THATS Y U SAY I DONT WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!BECAUSE U WANT TO KEEP LIVING LIFE OF SIN! read my other thread to find what happens in grave to those who live life of sin
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #43 - April 15, 2011, 03:51 PM

    How would one explain to you something like that if you are incapable of reading more than a few words at once?

    why not
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #44 - April 15, 2011, 03:52 PM

    why not

    What?

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #45 - April 15, 2011, 03:53 PM

    y u cant explain in a few lines?like i said true answer is always simple,if u writing a lot it means its mumbo jumbo to mislead
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #46 - April 15, 2011, 03:55 PM

    Oh, you're that shitwit troll guy from before. Nevermind.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #47 - April 15, 2011, 03:57 PM

    SO NO ONE HAS ANSWERED ME!!
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #48 - April 15, 2011, 04:00 PM

    Alsaeem - What makes your guess (that Allah made the world) any better/more right than our guess?
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #49 - April 15, 2011, 04:02 PM

    U WANT TO KEEP LIVING LIFE OF SIN!

    Sure do.

    Sadly, my girlfriend's visa has just expired so my sins will have to be of solitary or liquid nature for the time being.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #50 - April 15, 2011, 04:05 PM

    I made the world, i have a wand to create stuff, worship me

    Bazinga!
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #51 - April 15, 2011, 04:06 PM

    SO NO ONE HAS ANSWERED ME!!

    In the beginning there was only darkness, water, and the great god Bumba. One day Bumba, in pain from a stomach ache, vomited up the sun. The sun dried up some of the water, leaving land. Still in pain, Bumba vomited up the moon, the stars, and then some animals. The leopard, the crocodile, the turtle, and, finally man.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #52 - April 15, 2011, 04:18 PM

    Quote from: Ishina
    In the beginning there was only darkness, water, and the great god Bumba. One day Bumba, in pain from a stomach ache, vomited up the sun. The sun dried up some of the water, leaving land. Still in pain, Bumba vomited up the moon, the stars, and then some animals. The leopard, the crocodile, the turtle, and, finally man.


    I hope poor Bumba didn't bleed. I'd hate to imagine what the result would look like.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #53 - April 15, 2011, 05:05 PM

    if you believe there is no god then who made the world


    This question makes no sense.

    I think we all agree if there was a creator, his name would be God.
    So how does Who make a sensible question when asking atheists about the origin of the universe?

    Quote
    How did the Universe come to be ?


    Fixed it for you Wink

    Ps. Atheist aren't the only members in this forum, but it seems some of them are the only ones who entertain your posts. I myself find you amusing, to the extent of dedicating 10 minutes a week for you.

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #54 - April 15, 2011, 05:16 PM

    y u cant explain in a few lines?like i said true answer is always simple,if u writing a lot it means its mumbo jumbo to mislead


    Prove that the true answer is always simple. Also, prove Allah exists.
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #55 - April 15, 2011, 05:21 PM

    why is he so secretive ? because its absolute bullshit


    you he sets out his commands and expects everyone to believe him and we cant even get to know how this shit even started! bullshit !

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #56 - April 15, 2011, 05:23 PM

    Quote from: Ishina on Today at 18:32:28
    I can answer your irritatingly simple-minded question in one word: Nobody.

    what!!!!!then why isnt there new worlds coming around every day?Huh?Huh???


    Astronomers using the Spitzer Telescope are watching what they believe to be a planet being formed.


    Alsaeed, let me guess. Allah is creating it? grin12 Why is it taking more than 6 days?

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #57 - April 15, 2011, 05:24 PM

    if you believe there is no god then who made the world


    That's a loaded question, therefore invalid.
    Might as well say: what created the world?
    To that I would of course answer: the tiny teapot orbiting the earth, so small that it can't be seen. Ever. It's also an intangible teapot, so you can't touch it.
    But it's there, believe me, and it's the thing that created us all and to which we should pray. I have this book from the 200 BC written by the Roman prophet Teapotius.
    He received revelations from an angel (which nobody could see, hear, touch, smell, except Teapotius himself of course), sent by the teapot, to spread the message of Teapotism.

    Teapotius was also a remarkable man, he was very kind and merciful. Except when he was suspicious of someone of course. Prophets of god also need to save their own asses. The Teapot is too busy to watch after them and make sure that the truth is spread.
    Like that one time when he heard that Quraizius, leader of a tribe near Rome, was going to side with the enemy. What better way to solve this problem than to besiege that tribe and behead all males who had grown pubic hair? Yes, Teapotius was a merciful man indeed, and don't you dare to say otherwise. Or I will cut your head off. You don't insult prophets, that's simply not done man. You will have to face consequences if you do. I don't care that he's not holy to you, he is to me and I'm an irrational turd, so BACK OFF yeah?

    I'll give you even more proof that Teapotism is the only true religion: 1.5 billion people believe in it!!! Would you seriously suggest that ALL OF THEM are wrong?? Haha, you idiot. Of course they can't be.
    Even better: the Holy Porcelain (that's our holy book) is the same one as the one Teapotius dictated 2200 years earlier!! ... Sort of, Teapotius' scribes didn't write any vowels, and there were no markings on the consonants, so the 'b' could be mistaken for a 't'. Yeah it's pretty retarded, I agree, but it's still the truth you know! I should also note that the first book was only compiled years after Teapotius' death, mostly based on what people remembered of it and some pieces containing verses here and there.
    By the time the first Holy Porcelain was compiled, there were already several versions of it, but one of Teapotius' followers that reigned the peaceful society after Teapotius (expanding it hugely in only a few decades, mostly by the sword) ordered to destroy the versions deviating from his version, so that problem was solved  dance

    If you have no further questions, please repent now, because obviously this religion is the only true one.

    <dust>: i love tea!!!
    <dust>: milky tea
    <three>: soooo gentle for my neck (from the inside)
    <dust>: mm
    <three>: it's definitely not called neck
    <dust>: lol
    <three>: what's the word i'm looking for
    <dust>: throat
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #58 - April 15, 2011, 05:26 PM

    Quote from: Ishina on Today at 18:32:28
    I can answer your irritatingly simple-minded question in one word: Nobody.

    Alsaeed, let me guess. Allah is creating it? grin12 Why is it taking more than 6 days?

    ahaahah !!!! Cheesy Cheesy

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: WHO MADE THE WORLD
     Reply #59 - April 15, 2011, 05:40 PM


    Alsaeed, let me guess. Allah is creating it? grin12 Why is it taking more than 6 days?


    I thought it was Christian's and Jew's who believed in the old Genesis way of the creation of the Earth.
    Not trying to undermine you in anyway ofcourse, just thought I'd get that out the way, please do correct me if I'm wrong lipsrsealed

    As for Alsaeed's questions on the creation of planets, pick up a secondary school Physics book and the very first prominent fact you'll come across is that the universe is expanding continously. If your dimwitted brain cannot digest more than three sentences, I'll quickly put it in 'dummy proof' terms.

    'As stars die, they release fundemental materials (the building blocks) for planets. Most of it is released throughout the universe, however some of it is pulled in by gravity forming foundations for new planets.'

    There. Let's hope you can bear to read more than two sentences... if your interested and want to know more, heres my source:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16564325/ns/technology_and_science-space/

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
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