To be (an atheist) or not to be?

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Reply #60 - May 09, 2011, 09:49 PM

Quote from: xxrb43 on May 09, 2011, 08:58 PM
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oh really coool and what did you do with your degree after that?

QueenofShrooms Heyyy hahaha I know right. I've even heard that it's 40 virgins. And where exactly does that leave women? lolol I think muslim men would find that their heaven exists right here on earth if they paid a little visit to a strip club or brothel at least once in their pathetic lives.

40 virgins? No thanks! xD I don't see what's so fun with that, must've been Mo's sick and twisted fetish to pop the cherry over and over again, infact 11 times and he couldn't wait for the 40 or 72 more afterwards

Muslim heaven sounds like a right dump anyways, I don't want a river of pure milk and water or rolling fields with herds of sheep and stupid shit like that. I remember asking my mum if I could ask Allah in heaven to make me better than him, shoulda seen the response xD

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Reply #61 - May 09, 2011, 09:59 PM

hahaha yeah I guess it appealed to the people living in a desert at that time. hahah what did she say?
I actually made it my mission when I was younger to get into heaven and wish that I could be the God of my own universe LOLOLOL.

I have a feeling Muhammad wrote the qur'an when he was absolutely cross faded from some (alcoholic?) goat testicle juice and weed.

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Reply #62 - May 09, 2011, 10:00 PM

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Reply #63 - May 09, 2011, 10:04 PM

Quote from: xxrb43 on May 09, 2011, 09:59 PM
hahaha yeah I guess it appealed to the people living in a desert at that time. hahah what did she say?
I actually made it my mission when I was younger to get into heaven and wish that I could be the God of my own universe LOLOLOL.

I have a feeling Muhammad wrote the qur'an when he was absolutely cross faded from some (alcoholic?) goat testicle juice and weed.

My mum looked at me pretty much in the eye and said "you can't do that" being the curious kid I was I asked why... yeah... wish someone warned me beforehand what happens when you question 'the ol' mighty'.

Oh, Mo probs took a bag of opium and a book and wrote his horny adventures down within a cave. We know this book as the Qu'ran.

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Reply #64 - May 09, 2011, 10:12 PM

MAB I am honoured that you have commented on my humble introduction. Your post couldn't be any more pertinent to the topic of the thread.
Oh and who exactly are you talking about? I hope it's not me, otherwise prepare to get blackmailed.

Fombles LOLOLOLOL I remember one time our religion teacher was telling us about musa's miracle when he turned the stick into a snake and one person asked the teacher how and I said 'magic'. LOL yeah she gave me detention for 2 weeks because apparently the right answer was 'God did it'. As usual.

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Reply #65 - May 09, 2011, 10:22 PM

@xxrb, I remember my religious teacher telling me to grab my ears and squat up and down as a punishment for not pronouncing a word in the Qu'ran properly :/

Qu'ran, Srs business guis

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Reply #66 - May 09, 2011, 10:23 PM

A murtad, a dog and a walnut tree / The more you beat them the better they be.

If you try to blackmail the Bison, I shall whip you naked, record the whole sadomasochistic proceeding, and post it lavishly edited on YouTube. You've been warned you little chit.
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Reply #67 - May 09, 2011, 10:29 PM

Quote from: Fombles on May 09, 2011, 10:22 PM
Qu'ran, Srs business guis

MAB Actually, that's my idea of a good time.
I have a feeling you write these types of messages to everyone. Maybe we should start a thread with all the unspeakable things you send to people

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Re: To be (an atheist) or not to be?
Reply #68 - May 09, 2011, 10:35 PM

Look at this donkey. I never talk about S on this board. It is ungodly, unbecoming and unlike the rugged tribesmen of my native village about whom legend has it that the reason they wear flowing robes is 'cause sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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Reply #69 - May 09, 2011, 10:41 PM

Not just sheep, I hear goats can too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudanese_goat_marriage_incident

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Reply #70 - May 09, 2011, 11:20 PM

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Reply #71 - May 10, 2011, 12:35 AM

Indeed. lololol You're kinkier than everyone on this forum combined.
Also MAB, I must admit that I'm extremely jealous of your eloquence.

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Reply #72 - May 10, 2011, 01:01 PM

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Reply #73 - May 10, 2011, 04:44 PM

Thanks luftazure
LOL yeah I posted it in the wrong place. Will do.

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Re: To be (an atheist) or not to be?
Reply #74 - May 12, 2011, 08:14 PM

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Reply #75 - May 12, 2011, 10:09 PM

MAB, stop being a schizophrenic little bastard. One second, you want everyone without a Y chromosome to spread their butt cheeks for you and suck your creative juices, and the next, you turn into a god loving, god fearing piece of shit.
If I didn't know you I would say you were just a highly sophisticated and eloquent troll. And since I'm fortunate enough not to know you, I will assume that to be the case.
And no, MAB, you are kinkier than all the double bonds of the unsaturated hydrocarbon chains in the cosmos.
To conclude, MAB = Trollface

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Reply #76 - May 12, 2011, 10:24 PM

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Reply #77 - May 12, 2011, 11:50 PM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on May 12, 2011, 10:24 PM
...so I can mount you like a bison.

That is pure class
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Re: To be (an atheist) or not to be?
Reply #78 - May 17, 2011, 06:08 PM

LOL what a way to promote the threads you start MAB. HAHAHAHA but that post is so well written. I laughed so hard. Fuck your flawless command of language.
But my dear MAB you forget that you do the same. Relative to your ancient self, I might be bastardising the language but I think Shakespeare would say the same about you if you take that as the point of Kairos. The beauty of the language is the fact that it keeps changing otherwise it would get boring
I was not touched by any Mullah anywhere. You, on the other hand, look like you've been touched numerous times on your favourite organ and perhaps anally probed, by old, hairy, stinky men.

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Reply #79 - May 17, 2011, 06:08 PM

But just a note I don't actually think you're that ancient. Behind this facade you are probably just a sweet, quiet young man. You love your wife and 3 kids and probably work as an accountant or something. hahaha whatever
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Re: To be (an atheist) or not to be?
Reply #80 - May 18, 2011, 07:31 AM

It's always nice to be called a young man. But if I'm young than you are a baby and if I did to a baby what I did to you last night I would be hanged instantly as a fiend.

Tell me though, how old are you my sweet and what do you study?
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Reply #81 - May 18, 2011, 03:35 PM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on May 18, 2011, 07:31 AM
It's always nice to be called a young man. But if I'm young than you are a baby and if I did to a baby what I did to you last night I would be hanged instantly as a fiend.

Tell me though, how old are you my sweet and what do you study?

Do i really need to tie you up at home? Stop trying to cheat on me jesus, i find out EVERYTHING and boy you do not wana get on the bad side of me
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Reply #82 - May 19, 2011, 06:51 AM

Oh my, the camel riding chick is on to me. I just wish that she would ride me with the same enthusiasm. But you see I do wanna get on the bad side of you because nothing is more blissful than angry sex. Ahh, the sweet touch of an outraged woman.
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Reply #83 - May 19, 2011, 11:58 AM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on May 19, 2011, 06:51 AM
Oh my, the camel riding chick is on to me. I just wish that she would ride me with the same enthusiasm. But you see I do wanna get on the bad side of you because nothing is more blissful than angry sex. Ahh, the sweet touch of an outraged woman.

Oh my what am i going to do with you. You seem to think of me such has a sex filled way. I'm not your personal sex toy but i am your master, so get prostrating sexy thang
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Re: To be (an atheist) or not to be?
Reply #84 - May 19, 2011, 12:44 PM

I'm 56 and I study the Arts of Pwnage. How about you dear MAB?

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Reply #85 - May 19, 2011, 03:08 PM

^ Charming. You are a couple of seasons younger than my daughter. For someone who claims to traffic in the discipline of turning invective into a high art form your putdowns are unmistakably jejune. You should learn from me. The good insult is orginal and memorable. Nothing you've put forth suggests an acquaintance with anything more sophisticated than schoolyard cuss words. But if you let me wrap my lips around your nipples, if I may discharge myself between your hairy cheeks, I promise to let you into the secrets of the forest-shaking, ego smashing, God impressing putdown. Miss not this lifetime offer.
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Reply #86 - May 19, 2011, 03:12 PM

You didn't answer the question -.-

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Re: To be (an atheist) or not to be?
Reply #87 - May 23, 2011, 07:52 PM

The first thing they teach you dear MAB is to observe your opponent and their ways, before completely humiliating and pwning them
But all jokes aside, I'm 17 and I study Human Genetics

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Reply #88 - May 23, 2011, 08:10 PM

Seventeen, my god. I've been flirting with a breast fed minor still perched on his mother's lap. Please don't tell my employer. No predator I.

Human genetics? I don't know much about biology, but do you think science shall advance enough such that if you became my girlfriend we could have babies?
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Reply #89 - October 05, 2011, 03:56 PM

^ LOL

Anyway, this has to be one of the best intros I've ever read.

How are things going for you now, Jema?

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