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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #30 - May 10, 2011, 08:12 PM
    YAY GOOOOD.
    Liquid Courage, Clockwise and Scrublife are his best albums in my opinion. Download themmm. Also this is his youtube channel. He uploads shit quite regularly:
    http://www.youtube.com/user/waxandherbalt?blend=1&ob=5
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #31 - May 10, 2011, 08:15 PM
    Which is his best, do you think? My phone gets angry when I try to download more than one album.
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #32 - May 10, 2011, 08:18 PM
    Ahhhhh it's difficult to decide. But I guess you could download his most recent one, Scrublife, cause he's in all the songs, whereas the other 2 albums there are some songs by other artists he collaborated with.
    So yeah, SCRUBLIFEEEEE
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #33 - May 10, 2011, 08:39 PM
    Thanks xxr
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #34 - May 10, 2011, 08:40 PM
    welcomeee
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #35 - May 11, 2011, 07:42 AM
    Shit, he's not very popular is he? I couldn't find any of his albums on isohunt... Guess I'll have to make do with his youtube page?
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #36 - May 11, 2011, 12:41 PM
    lol no, but he got signed to Def Jam recently so he's gonna be really big. Just you wait.
    And here you go you can download scrublife from hereeee: http://waxdotcom.bandcamp.com/
    I found liquid courage on that site http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/126677385/wax+liquid+courage?tab=summary
    and here's clockwise http://www.mediafire.com/?mj2jdoyzujk or http://rapidlibrary.com/index.php?q=wax+dumbfoundead+clockwise
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #37 - May 11, 2011, 01:02 PM
    Thanks babe, I’ll give those websites a shot when I get home.. He is cool and deserves the massive successes that will be coming his way.
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #38 - May 11, 2011, 01:08 PM
    welcomee
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #39 - May 11, 2011, 01:22 PM
    Straight out the red depths of Hell bringin clips and diseases,
    I walk on water with my own two feet nigga, FUCK JESUS!
    ~ Celph Titled

    was listening to the demigodz today and realised i forgot this
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #40 - May 11, 2011, 07:44 PM
    hahah nice

    Go to a
    Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
    Spin that plant around, you got a third world country (whirled cunt tree)
    That's right, consider yourself warned
    I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
    You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
    You're pushin 'em together like a titty Venn Diagram
    Look at that crack 'scuse me can I buy a gram?
    Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hiding ham - Bo burnham

    If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
    Taking the b-a-t out of 'basement', homey - Bo burnham

    The rest are from Grind Time rap battles:

    And I know this might sound a little homophobic son
    but you are such a homo you shoulda come here with a closet on
    At your sonogram, your mum asked what's your sex
    the doctor was like 'hmm I'll have to run more tests'
    calling you a male is pretty tough to consider
    bitch I bet your Y chromosome is covered in glitter - Soul Khan

    You're so white, when you walk by people unlock their doors and turn down their windows - Fresco

    This nerd's so scrawny
    I could thumb wrestle his whole body - Kid Twist

    Maybe your lines are a little rougher
    and your rhymes are a little tougher
    but if Pinocchio's seen soul khan's nose
    he'd be like 'you lying motherfucker' - Lethal

    I bet your doctor measures your weight in DJ Khaleds - Soul Khan

    We appreciate you trying to grow facial hair - we call that homoflage - Dirty bag dan

    ZM won against phrases
    and beat the man that beat the man
    then rewarded himself by eating a pizza and
    the pizza man - Soul Khan

    Hey soul khan you've been losing battles a lot
    and since you're jewish you can appreciate how much your value has dropped - Real Deal

    Fresco is the type of dude to get AIDS by reflex
    then drop a clothing line called HIV-necks - Soul Khan

    This motherfucker came to LA to start a movie called 'Steaks on a plane'
    'There's motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane'
    so this motherfucker ate till his stomach was in pain - Dumbfoundead

    Brushing your teeth only takes 5 minutes
    I'm surprised you don't care about hygiene when it has the word 'high' in it
    I can tell you don't shower and won't start either
    you've got more crust around your lips than a large pizza
    Imma murder you so hard they're gonna identify you by your dental records
    but at your funeral instead of flowers, people are gonna leave chicken tenders
    He's the only black guy that wishes his dick was bigger
    He be pretending he has pussy in his face by pushing his tits together - Dumbfoundead

    Any woman that fucks you, I call her a dumb fuck
    I'll punch you in the face, we'll call that dumb struck
    and the only way he'll win this battle is if all 5 judges are leprechauns
    and we'll call that dumb luck - PH (battling dumbfoundead)

    Yo you're so old, you were in the first ever silent battle  - Dumbfoundead

    Your last name I bet it's Lee
    He thought Rakim was a Korean guy that linked up with Eric B - Dumbfoundead

    You're just a little right winged fanatic
    who joined the swim team cause you're too bitch to join the chinese gymnastics - Tantrum

    Quit battling dude, bounce
    we only built the great wall to keep faggets like you out - Tantrum

    When the bay was bringing up the hyphy movement
    he was doing his own thing: the Tai Chi movement - Dumbfoundead
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #41 - May 14, 2011, 09:07 AM
    For my Son:

    The Streets - Blip on a Screen

    A blip on a screen
    You don't know me
    I think about you
    And what you'll grow to be

    You'll dance on every song, foot fall every little move,
    before you realize that every noise is not music
    My dad raised these thoughts, he pastes these boards
    I never knew I just grew that's all you can do

    But then growing to an adult, is just learning the language
    of explaining with words, what you were as a baby
    You'll leisurely learn how to lie and pretend,
    to service your love and rely on your friends.
    This could be fraught
    but its all I got taught
    and I don't wanna make it up,
    as I go along with yours.
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #42 - May 14, 2011, 02:00 PM
    I always love this part in "Ether" by Nas:

    Y'all niggas deal with emotions like bitches
    What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
    You traded your soul for riches
    My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
    And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
    You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
    Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
    Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
    Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
    In '88 you was getting chased through your building
    Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
    All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
    Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the god
    Wearing Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars
    No jail bars Jigga, no pies, no case
    Just Hawaiian shirts, hanging with little Chase
    You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
    I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
    You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
    Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
    Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
    That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #43 - May 14, 2011, 03:54 PM
    ^^ More wise words, from a dad to his baby [img]
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #44 - May 14, 2011, 04:34 PM
    Nas is genius, to me he is one of the Gods of Rap.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #45 - May 14, 2011, 06:15 PM
    They call me Jay Electronica
    Fuck that.
    Call me Jay ElecHannukah
    Jay ElecYarmulke
    Jay ElecRamadaan
    Muhammad Asalaamica RasoulAllah
    Supana Watallah through your monitor
    My Uzi still Weighs A Ton check the barometer
    I'm hotter than the muthafuckin' sun check the thermometer
    I'm bringing ancient mathematics back to modern man
    My momma told me never throw a stone and hide your hand
    I got a lot of family, you got a lot of fans
    That's why the people got my back like the Verizon man
    I play the back and fade to black and then devise a plan
    Out in London, smoking, vibin' while I ride the tram
    Givin out that raw food to lions disguised as lambs
    And, by the time they get they seats hot
    And deploy all they henchmen to come at me from the treetops
    Im chillin out at Tweetstock
    Building by the millions
    My light is brilliant
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #46 - May 14, 2011, 06:42 PM
    Some cracking lines there. I take it it's jay electronica? What song?
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #47 - May 14, 2011, 08:31 PM
    Exhibit C
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #48 - May 14, 2011, 08:32 PM
    Quote from: xxrb43 on May 11, 2011, 12:41 PM
    lol no, but he got signed to Def Jam recently so he's gonna be really big. Just you wait.
    And here you go you can download scrublife from hereeee: http://waxdotcom.bandcamp.com/
    I found liquid courage on that site http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/126677385/wax+liquid+courage?tab=summary
    and here's clockwise http://www.mediafire.com/?mj2jdoyzujk or http://rapidlibrary.com/index.php?q=wax+dumbfoundead+clockwise


    Forgot to say, I really like scrublife xx. Music and liquor should be his breakthrough song? I love it.. May try those other two albums if I get a chance.
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #49 - May 14, 2011, 08:33 PM
    Thanks Mr Great. I'll try downloading that.
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #50 - May 17, 2011, 04:39 PM
    'The idea of races has no factual basis
    it was made just to serve racists
    To justify to doing to some what couldn't be done
    To others, but they all are our sons
    Black or white all of our sons
    Muslim, Christian all of our sons
    Look up in the sky that's all of our Sun
    Last time I checked we only had one
    So if some were superior, others inferior, based on exterior
    Well then surely the sun would know and fall into line?
    It would rain on your crops and not mine?
    Air would prefer to inhabit your lungs?
    Food would prefer the taste of your tongue?
    If that's not the case then nature has declared
    Despite what we say the world's in fact fair' - Akala

     
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #51 - May 17, 2011, 05:01 PM
    ^^ like, a lot  Afro
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #52 - May 17, 2011, 05:13 PM
     Smiley yes
    Akala = genius
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #53 - May 17, 2011, 05:28 PM
    OMG I love you forever  for sharing this XD  Cheesy Cheesy I was having a crappy day and this brought a smile to my face.  dance dance
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #54 - May 17, 2011, 05:43 PM
    Hahah
    You're welcome Sakura02!
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #55 - May 17, 2011, 05:45 PM
    Oh and musivore I'm glad you liked Scrublife. Yes music and liqour and its video are greaaat. I also liked Two wheels and RED.
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #56 - May 18, 2011, 07:45 PM
    Quote from: xxrb43 on May 17, 2011, 04:39 PM
    'The idea of races has no factual basis
    it was made just to serve racists
    To justify to doing to some what couldn't be done
    To others, but they all are our sons
    Black or white all of our sons
    Muslim, Christian all of our sons
    Look up in the sky that's all of our Sun
    Last time I checked we only had one
    So if some were superior, others inferior, based on exterior
    Well then surely the sun would know and fall into line?
    It would rain on your crops and not mine?
    Air would prefer to inhabit your lungs?
    Food would prefer the taste of your tongue?
    If that's not the case then nature has declared
    Despite what we say the world's in fact fair' - Akala

     


    That's tight, Me likey Smiley
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #57 - May 25, 2011, 01:17 PM
    This one is not rap. It doesn’t have a punchline. And I fucking hate the song also.

    But it is somehow stuck in my head right now, so I thought I’d share:

    Wherever you go
    Whatever you do
    I will be right here waiting for you
    Whatever it takes
    Or how my heart breaks
    I will be right here waiting for you
     
    Bryan Adams
    Hi
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #58 - May 25, 2011, 01:19 PM
     mysmilie_977
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #59 - May 25, 2011, 01:26 PM
    Best punchline?

    "That's not ranch dressing"

    Quote from: musivore on May 25, 2011, 01:17 PM
    This one is not rap. It doesn’t have a punchline. And I fucking hate the song also.

    But it is somehow stuck in my head right now, so I thought I’d share:

    Wherever you go
    Whatever you do
    I will be right here waiting for you
    Whatever it takes
    Or how my heart breaks
    I will be right here waiting for you
     
    Bryan Adams



     vomit
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
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