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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #180 - February 20, 2012, 04:24 AM
    Quote from: arX on February 20, 2012, 12:18 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


     finmad

    Quote from: nessrriinn on February 20, 2012, 12:25 AM
    yeah i'm stuck in the 80's too..  grin12 i refuse to take these off..
    (Clicky for piccy!)
    i'm sekseh and i know it...  dance


    Fuck you ignorant, disbelieving fucks.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #181 - February 20, 2012, 04:30 AM
    Be nice to Nessie or I'll smite ya. Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #182 - February 20, 2012, 04:37 AM
    yea you hear thatttteh!!..
     nana nananaaaaaaa!  Terror couch

    now jump jump!!.. (in backwards cloths) Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #183 - February 20, 2012, 04:37 AM
    k i'll shhh now..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #184 - February 20, 2012, 04:43 AM
    ROFL. This place is a nut house. grin12
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #185 - February 20, 2012, 04:48 AM
    ...And we have hijacked Jema's thread Tongue
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #186 - February 20, 2012, 04:50 AM
    Yay! Fly me to Cuba or I'll blow yer thread up. dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #187 - February 20, 2012, 04:52 AM
    Men, this Ol G cracks me up Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #188 - February 20, 2012, 05:08 AM
    I make double-breasted sharkskin suits look good.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #189 - February 20, 2012, 05:17 AM
    You're that ugly?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #190 - February 20, 2012, 05:20 AM
    Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on February 20, 2012, 12:14 AM
    I'm the flyest fuck here besides possibly arX-- suck on that.

    yay, white people
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #191 - February 20, 2012, 04:11 PM
    Quote from: Cato on February 20, 2012, 04:48 AM
    ...And we have hijacked Jema's thread Tongue

     im sorry jema.. got overly enthusiastically nostalgic for a moment..

    Quote from: Cato on February 20, 2012, 04:52 AM
    Men, this Ol G cracks me up Cheesy

     ... what's that .. Ol G ??
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #192 - February 20, 2012, 04:49 PM
    The so-called holidays are hypocrisy
    Establish to use religious doctrines to commit annual robbery
    Christmas splitting half as Christ-mass
    The so-called birth of Jesus where every home as glowing lights cast
    Christ the anointed one mass the birth celebration
    But Jesus' birth was kept secret due to the situation
    The king initiated a death plot
    Cause the Messiah was provicied to rule so Jesus' murder was authorized
    No one knows the actual date
    That's why sometimes you see X-mas, X means unknown but ignorance affects us
    A fraud that was perfectly flaud
    December 25th's the birthday of the wicked ruler Nimrod
    This holy sky's part of Satan's universal wise
    A holy profits like being pimped and commercialized
    Traditions like lights on trees
    Who had ended our seeing council in 325 A.D.
    By Constantine these matters would deceive
    The concept of a virgin birth was actually conceived and then agreed
    With grave and images in the temple
    The fish on your card is called own it's a Babylon symbol
    It's visibly, contradictory
    Telling your children lies you need to make em study Santa Claus' sick history
    But yet we go wherever Satan leads us
    The false hoods we practicing his name ain't got nothing to do with JESUS!

    - k rino - the grand deception.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuOJO88DMiw
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #193 - February 20, 2012, 05:03 PM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on February 20, 2012, 04:11 PM
    ... what's that .. Ol G ??



    Its a slang word for an old man whom you have a respect for in other words a term of endearment.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #194 - February 21, 2012, 02:49 AM
    I'm the shit, better wipe me down with a tissue
    Yellow dude flow, I guess that makes me the piss too - Joan Lee
    ^ Chortle

    My shit is like Aww ish, Aww ish
    You're shit is just *snore* *snore*
    For real, the crowd's getting sleepy, B
    But when I'm on stage is like they're on PCP
    They like: Do that thing, do that thing
    My favorite genre of music is New Jack Swing, fucka'
    Whatever happened to that?
    I used to like hearing motherfuckers rapping to that
    You know I'll take you little fools
    Way back to middle school, science class
    Bunsen burners BLAOW I'll fry your ass
    Do not try to pass me like monopoly go
    I'll show cats how to properly flow
    Ayo, let me explain
    Wax is the nickname
    Back with the spit game
    Classic as Rick James
    Back when he sniffed caine
    Smacking the shit stained
    To the mid frame
    Of you bastards that spit lame - Wax

    The way that we be packaging this flavor and bars
    You'd be like, "Wax, do you work for either Quaker or Mars?"
    I work the bass and the treble like the faders in cars
    And won't stop spitting sick until ya'll haters get SARS
    Y'all think I'm dumb as shit
    Just cause I spit strictly for the love of it
    I already gave up on the government
    Not trying to change the world, just making fun of it
    And I ain't scared of the terrorists, fuck all that
    Illegal immigrants? I love ya'll cats
    Come on over, take a plane, walk, take a boat
    What the fuck do I care, fam, I don't vote - Wax
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #195 - February 21, 2012, 01:23 PM
    Perfectionist rhymer

    It's only cause I'm such a dick you always find me next to vagina

    And people like, "This fuckin' kid's just as sick as sex with a minor!"
    Sensitive whiners, just tryna censor my line up

    My CD is diseased, please be cautious

    Cause each queasy chorus will leave ya nauseous

    Each verse is equipped with evil forces

    For teachin' your kids how to be remorseless

    All of ya high horses, please get off it

    Indecent authors of the world unite

    Run to the video store and rent "Kiss the Girls" tonight

    Read "American Psycho"

    And Mein Kampf, learn how to build a time bomb

    It's easy gettin' a rifle

    Start up a revolution or practice an execution

    Whatever you're doin', don't be another contented human

    Who wakes up in the mornin' yawnin'

    Pourin' another coffee when you should be out puttin' your boss in a coffin

    Cause no matter how often you break the law,

    Take the Lord's name in vain, or rape some whore

    Say no more, cause you haven't had a loose screw yet

    Lou's cassette will send you right over the cuckoo's nest

    Motherfucker!

    - Louis Logic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBDNmqQM2w
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #196 - March 08, 2012, 05:24 PM
    Comedy Tragedy History by Akala contains 27 Shakesperian plays and 16 of Shakespeare's most famous quotes. See if you can find them. No cheating grin12

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT8m3w9j8Y0

    Quote
    That boy Akala's a diamond fella
    All you little boys are a comedy of errors
    You bellow but you fellows get played like
    The cello, I'm doing my ting
    You're jealous like Othello.
    Who you? what you gonna do?
    All you little boys get Tamed like the Shrew
    You're mid-summer dreamin'
    Your tunes aren't appealing
    I'm Capulet, you're Montague, I ain't feeling
    I am the Julius Caesar hear me
    The Merchant Of Venice couldn't sell your CD
    As for me, All's Well That Ends Well
    Your boy's like Macbeth, you're going to Hell
    Measure for Measure, I am the best here
    You're Merry Wives of Windsor not King Lear
    I don't know about Timon
    I know he was in Athens
    When I come back like Hamlet you pay for your actions

    That boy Akala, I do it As You Like
    You're Much Ado About Nothing
    All you do is bite it
    I'm too tight, I don't need 12 nights
    All you little Tempests get murked on the mic
    Of course I'm the one with the force
    You're history like Henry IV
    I'm fire, things look dire
    Better run like Pericles Prince Of Tyre
    Off the scale, cold as a Winter's Tale
    Titus Andronicus was bound to fail
    So will you if Akala get at ya
    That's suicide like Anthony & Cleopatra
    Cymbeline was a modern day Bridget Jones
    Love's labours lost, a woman on her own
    She needed Two Gentlemen Of Verona
    This is Illa State and I am the owner

    Wise is the man that knows he's a fool
    Tempt not a desperate man with a jewel
    Why take from Peter to go pay Paul
    Some rise by sin and by virtue fall
    What have you made if you gain the whole world
    But sell your own soul for the price of a pearl
    The world is my oyster and I am starving
    I want much more than a penny or a farthing
    I told no joke, I hope you're not laughing
    Poet or pauper which do you class him
    Speak eloquent, though I am resident to the gritty inner city
    That's surely irrelevant
    Call it urban, call it street
    A rose by any other name, smell just as sweet
    Spit so hard, but I'm smart as the Bard
    Come through with a Union Jack, full of yard

    Akala, Akala, where for art thou?
    I am the black Shakespearian
    The secret's out now
    Chance never did crown me, this is destiny
    You still talk but it still perplexes me
    Devour cowards, thousands per hour
    Don't you know the king's name is a tower
    You should never speak it
    It is not a secret
    I teach thesis, like anicent Greece's
    Or Egyptology, never no apology
    In my minds eye, I see things properly
    Stopping me, nah you could never possibly
    I bare a charmed life, most probably
    For certain I put daggers in a phrase
    I'll put an end to your dancing days
    No matter what you say it will never work
    Wrens can't prey
    Where eagles don't perch
    I'm the worst with th words
    Cos I curse all my verbs
    I'm the first with a verse to rehearse with a nurse
    There's a hearse for the first jerk who turn berserk
    Off with his head, cos it must not work
    Ramp with Akala, that's true madness
    And there's no method in it, just sadness
    I speak with daggers and the hammers
    Of a passion when I'm rappin I attack 'em
    In a military fashion the pattern of my rappin
    chattin couldn't ever map it
    And I run more rings round things than Saturn
    Verses split big kids wigs when I'm rappin
    That boy Akala, the black Shakespeare
    Did not want to listen, when I said last year
    Rich like a gem in Ethiope's ear
    Tell them again
    For them who never hear

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #197 - March 08, 2012, 06:32 PM
    Uhhh UK grime is so shit. It's just incoherent rhyming nonsense.

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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #198 - March 10, 2012, 11:57 AM
    Through all the physical abuse
    My mind escaped
    through the gift of wordplay
    I memorized encyclopaedias and dictionaries
    I wrote anthems from antonyms
    Harmonies from homonyms
    Created cinema from synonyms
    Was livid to eliminate
    that illustrious life you’re livin’ in
    Wrote rhetoricals in rhythms
    I could paralyze with a parable
    Made rhymes out of religion
    Use a prefix as a crucifix
    Or suffocate you with a suffix
    Wrote lectures so infectious
    They’re known to infect the listeners
    Who dissin’ us?
    Yo punks you wait – I punctuate
    My karma’s the comma
    That put you inside of a coma
    Hyphen, semi-colon, dot, dot
    Leave you semi-swollen
    Question: You pregnant?
    Oh you’re not? I love you, Period.

    To sum it up, language is my essence
    Fucked up in all my adolescence
    Till my Mom’s was out of lessons
    Laws, I store convenient
    Still I rob a convenience store
    Love Mom, Fuck Mom,
    Shit, I don’t love me no more
    Mentally it didn’t register, bitch
    Empty the register, bitch
    You just a cashier, bitch
    Give the cash, here
    Or I’ll shoot you in your cabbage
    Hijack a getaway cab, bitch
    Words ain’t makin’ me no loot
    Don’t change now Dow Jones average
    Regardless, we’re Godless
    They stole my innocence
    In a sense, the judge sentenced me
    To 3 lifetimes sentences
    To put my life in times and sentences
    Art my dark archnemesis
    They want me off the premises
    That’s what the premise is
    Locked on a tier
    where you can’t shed a tear at
    I studied more Shakespeare
    Than any African can shake a spear at
    And the whole world fears that
    And it hurts
    I got caught for killing time
    But then I got with words
      - Chino XL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6itMg9nGg

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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #199 - March 10, 2012, 12:00 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DYHtjnIAls&feature=related
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #200 - May 12, 2012, 12:01 PM
    I love this song and all the badass lyrics should be in here but this one line always gets me:

    'Die dirty, hippy, commie, scum, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Jew, Democrat, factory workin, college, student, youth'

    Eyedea & Abilities - Man Vs. Ape
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0nBhYy-cF8

    Quote
    Move!
    There's no telling what I'ma do
    I'm eighty-thousand years of natural selection comin through
    You ain't got as much aggression, possessions, weapons
    I'll be damned if I get outdone by the next man
    If your beliefs are different than mine, then we gonna fight
    Who needs peace when you can profit from being right?
    I hold picket signs outside abortion clinic doors
    Take what I want with force
    And my God could kill yours

    Involved with a species evolving so slowly
    Genetically infantile, violent and holy
    We think we're so smart but there's not much to know
    Caveman is still alive behind those robot eyes
    Fully controlled by ten thousand year old instincts
    Hands on the war button, flinch and your world's extinct
    This is technology for the barbarian
    I see the future: the past, we'll be there again

    Remember, the atom bomb came from the same place as poetry

    Die dirty hippy commie scum Christian Muslim Buddhist Jew
    Democrat factory workin college student youth
    My nervous system don't take no bullshit
    Been dominating since the day I touched the monolith
    I only breed with sex-symbol worthy women
    They stay at home and cook while I go out a make a living
    Don't challenge my ego, don't step on my shoe
    Otherwise the next wake that you attend might be for you

    Grindin' my teeth as I'm battling uphill
    The fight against ape-hood is fate versus free will
    We think we're advanced but there's nowhere to go
    Mammals stay captive to animal actions
    So slowly we climb up this DNA brick wall
    Addicted to emptiness, anger and pitfalls
    Desire for space, territory, or lust
    We'll eventually turn this whole planet to dust

    There can be no peace when man is still a part of it

    Purpose, perseverance, wordless amoeba surface
    To lead the first coherent paleolithic circus
    Specific neuro-circuits link man and Neanderthal
    However, recent bio-chemical imprints
    conflict with primitive urges
    It's full blown ontological warfare
    Murdering memories in the future two million years
    Peace is a word we often say,
    But it can't exist as long as the ape is here to stay

     
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #201 - May 12, 2012, 12:17 PM
    Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on February 20, 2012, 12:14 AM
    I'm the flyest fuck here besides possibly arX-- suck on that.


    Quote from: arX on February 20, 2012, 12:18 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #202 - May 26, 2012, 08:18 AM
    This whole thing is fucking powerful.

    These dumb kids see Drake and start droolin', bro
    And if Wayne's the best, I'm his fuckin' funeral

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ZeZz6VOHM
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #203 - June 22, 2012, 11:39 PM
    Eminem - Till I Collapse

    Love these lines:

    My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm a addict
    I rap like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #204 - October 30, 2012, 09:23 AM
    2 Chainz is a poet.

    "I'm so high like a attic.  I'm so high like a attic."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fpQQGjT2p8
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #205 - October 30, 2012, 10:23 AM
    ^ My guilty pleasure

    Teamwork- Ludacris
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oh06e3P3otM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Doh06e3P3otM&gl=GB

    I make women cum like Jacuzzi Jet  Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #206 - October 30, 2012, 11:39 PM
    I like the way Guru delivers this line -

    "A lot of rappers be like one time wonders
    Couldn't say a fly rhyme if there was one right under
    Their noses, I hate those motherfuckin posers"
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #207 - October 31, 2012, 04:14 AM
    Jay-Z- Fallin

    "The irony of selling drugs is sort of like i'm using it
    Guess its two sides to what 'substance abuse' is "

    Hootie Hoo - Outkast : i love how Big Boi delivers this verse from the beginning

    [Big Boi:]
    Hootie Hoo
    Follow the funk from the skunk and the dank that is crunk in the dungeon
    It goes on and on and on, like that
    Goin out to the Jeeps and hoes in the 'Lac
    Ah suki, suki
    All day and day, any day, every damn day
    I be thinkin about the good ol' days when I was a whippersnapper
    Used to try to get a kiss, but now it be them draws I'm after
    I'm just a Southernplayalistic pimp
    I used to slang a fat rock, but now I'm servin hemp
    I never even smoke that crumba crap but yo, I'm dope
    But doper than a junky or a pooky cuz it's on
    So each one, teach one, I be claimin true
    Two weeks born in College Park and the things I used to do
    Around ATL, home of the pimps and the money makers
    Club niggaz, Magic City and them Southern playas
    I never said I was a gangsta but I will do ya (This line really blew me away when i first heard it)
    So Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    One for the playas at the crib, dank and dranks
    And two is for the sound, Hootie Hoo that I make
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #208 - November 03, 2012, 01:24 AM
    Quote from: arX on October 30, 2012, 09:23 AM
    2 Chainz is a poet.

    "I'm so high like a attic.  I'm so high like a attic."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fpQQGjT2p8


    He's no match for Lil B

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl6Mf4yTm7A

    #based
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #209 - February 04, 2015, 09:00 PM
    I know why you converted to Islam, and it's alright.

    Cos I've seen your girl sunni and shiite.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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