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  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #90 - June 18, 2011, 12:55 AM
    Quote from: helen keller on June 17, 2011, 07:58 PM
    Yes I agree with this. Is this a quote from someone? It sounds familiar.


    LOL! No ma'am! I don't know if someone has framed it as a quote this way,it's my way of putting the reality of religions and their  practice concisely!
    BTW have you introduced yourself?


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #91 - June 18, 2011, 01:03 AM
    Quote from: Zaiba on June 18, 2011, 12:52 AM
    Maya me wants to flirt with you. Wink But i'm no man, i'm better than a man dance


    Oh well then, how can I resist?   
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #92 - June 18, 2011, 01:07 AM
    Quote from: Maya on June 18, 2011, 01:03 AM
    Oh well then, how can I resist?   (Clicky for piccy!)


    Cheesy Cheesy That is one funny smiley! rofl Lmao

    Man i love you Maya, that is bloody hilarious! 001_wub
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #93 - June 18, 2011, 01:08 AM
    Quote from: Zaiba on June 18, 2011, 12:51 AM
    Oh me likes Wink is this you making up for that mean mean comment you made on my avatar yesterday? 001_tongue

    How can one resist? 001_tongue


    All the explanations were in vain!  Cry Cry. I didn't mean to be mean but yet you took that to mean that I am mean.
    Now when I really mean something nice you suspect what I mean!                                                                                                                                                                                                   AAAAAAAh! women !   banghead banghead banghead


    Oh! Maya coming to your corner shortly,with a special perfume to allay your fears. I really mean it! Lmao


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #94 - June 18, 2011, 01:11 AM
    That settles it ! Gals with two guns tend to be kinky!


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #95 - June 18, 2011, 01:14 AM
    I think my siggy is enough to answer for your sweet explanation above Hypo. 001_tongue
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #96 - June 18, 2011, 01:15 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy We are stealing Islam's thunder, now that's fucking mean!


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #97 - June 18, 2011, 01:17 AM
    Aaaaaaaaaw! 001_wub  You have shown your true colours!  thnkyu


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #98 - June 18, 2011, 01:20 AM
    Quote from: hypocrucifier on June 18, 2011, 01:15 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy We are stealing Islam's thunder, now that's fucking mean!


    Islam's lucky enough to have some thunder! This doesn't even count as a thread highjack. rofl

    Quote from: hypocrucifier on June 18, 2011, 01:17 AM
    Aaaaaaaaaw! 001_wub  You have shown your true colours!  thnkyu


    Wrong choice of words again, but I forgive you. 001_tongue
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #99 - June 18, 2011, 01:30 AM
    yall get in line!  I got first dibs on maya! LOL
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #100 - June 18, 2011, 01:55 AM
     whistling2

    She wants me JnT, sorry get to the back of the line.  cool2

    rofl
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #101 - June 18, 2011, 02:01 AM
      Awww poor hypo, he's trying his very best but can't do right for doing wrong.  Never mind sweetheart.   far away hug

    Men huh!   001_wub

    --------------

    Now that's him out of the way, let us girls get down to business.  dance

    Quote from: Zaiba on June 18, 2011, 01:07 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy That is one funny smiley! rofl Lmao

    Man i love you Maya, that is bloody hilarious! 001_wub

       Wink   001_wub  far away hug

    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on June 18, 2011, 01:30 AM
    yall get in line!  I got first dibs on maya! LOL

      001_wub







    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #102 - June 18, 2011, 02:03 AM
    Quote from: Maya on June 18, 2011, 02:01 AM
    Awww poor hypo, he's trying his very best but can't do right for doing wrong.  Never mind sweetheart.   far away hug

    Men huh!   001_wub


    It's cute Hypo tries, it makes him all the more lovable. 001_wub

    --------------

    Quote from: Maya on June 18, 2011, 02:01 AM
    Now that's him out of the way, let us girls get down to business.  dance
       Wink   001_wub  far away hug
      001_wub


    (Clicky for piccy!)(Clicky for piccy!)





    Lmao

    Maya is clearly loving the love  eddie

  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #103 - June 18, 2011, 12:54 PM
    Sure thing Zaiba.   dance

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    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #104 - June 20, 2011, 03:31 PM
    Men enslaving themselves to a god contrived of their own imagination, and dragging women along behind them.
  • Re: Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #105 - June 30, 2011, 06:22 AM
    Quote from: Peppermint Tits on June 17, 2011, 11:53 PM
    A religion that places ridiculous limitations both on an individual's personality and the amazing possibilities and opportunities in life.


    I just thought of a big one, in my eyes anyway.

    Adoption.

    Islam places such ridiculous restrictions on it... it makes it practically impossible to adopt in a normal fucking way and live normally. So sad.
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #106 - February 06, 2014, 04:06 PM
    When the Westbro Baptist Church goes mainstream...
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #107 - February 06, 2014, 04:09 PM
    Islam is the representation of psychopaths.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #108 - February 06, 2014, 06:36 PM
    Big bearded guys who want to get muhammed points so that they can eat,drink and sex forever in the afterlife at the expense of damaging the natural flow of society around them and distorting their human nature .
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #109 - February 06, 2014, 06:53 PM
    The organized resistance against vitality, irony and beauty.

    This is what Islam means to me at least.
    Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #110 - February 06, 2014, 08:40 PM
    Islam is a male chauvinistic Arabic fantasy based religion.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #111 - February 06, 2014, 11:21 PM
    A mental straitjacket, but one that still keeps a hold on me.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #112 - February 06, 2014, 11:54 PM
    A loose collection of ideas, most of them silly, some of them dangerous, and none of them original.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #113 - February 07, 2014, 12:35 AM
    Quote
    Quote from: happymurtad on February 06, 2014, 11:54 PM
    A loose collection of ideas, most of them silly, some of them dangerous, and none of them original.

    Loose, Ideas, Silly

    Quote from: Safi on February 06, 2014, 11:21 PM
    A mental straitjacket, but one that still keeps a hold on me.

    Mental, StraightJacket
    Quote from: Rubaya on February 06, 2014, 08:40 PM
    Islam is a male chauvinistic Arabic fantasy based religion.


    Ooffff   From the words of those three posts I guess I can put something on ISLAM.   And the words are..

    Loose, Ideas, Silly, Mental, StraightJacket, Islam, male,    Arabic

    Irrational Silly Loose Arabic Male Chauvinistic  Ideas...

    So what do I have there??    ISLAM CI?
    what is CI  for?  remove it or make it CIA ..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #114 - February 07, 2014, 12:56 AM
    Or you can make it ISLAMIC
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #115 - February 07, 2014, 01:33 AM
    Idiotically, Some Lamely Addled Muslims Incorporated Creationism

    That's all I got.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #116 - February 07, 2014, 11:41 AM
    A nonsensical bunch of  Arabcentric pernicious fairy-tales cobbled from earlier works of fiction, bizarrely followed by a large segment of the population who apparently think that flying Horses, talking snakes and habitable Whales exist.
  • Describe Islam in One Sentence
     Reply #117 - February 07, 2014, 11:42 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on February 06, 2014, 11:54 PM
    A loose collection of ideas, most of them silly, some of them dangerous, and none of them original.


    That's brilliant, have I heard that before?
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