^You would not believe how many other people have tried to trick me into telling them stuff.

@all you OCD lot: I check the bathroom lock a million and one times, especially when I'm in the shower (go into bathroom, lock door, check lock. Take top off, check lock. Take trousers off, check lock. Underwear, check lock. Turn shower on, check lock. Get into shower, get out of shower, check lock. Get back into shower, get out of shower, check lock, etc. Needless to say, I spend ages in the shower) can spend entire afternoons brushing my teeth or shaving (even when I'm outta toothpaste and hairless and bleeding from my gums/wherever I've nicked myself) and I count stuff like advertisements and used condoms. Yup. Good times.