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 Topic: Random Facts About Yourself

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #660 - November 04, 2011, 12:29 PM

    ^ You didn’t put her up to it? Hmmm… Interesting. That gives me an idea. I shall walk with my nephew into shops with hot women in, and say to him: “Yes, that’s right. Your aunty left us because my cock was too big for her to handle Cry.”

    Wink
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #661 - November 04, 2011, 12:34 PM

       my boy would have called you zoro, and probably challenged you to a sword fight..

    I had a sword fight in Osaka with a little boy who was dressed as Zorro.

    He won, as I didn't have a sword.

    His mother looked quite startled at first, then started laughing.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #662 - November 04, 2011, 04:57 PM

    Kids tend to follow me around. Like, when I'm in the supermarket or something, within five minutes I'll have a few zombiefied kiddies and their irate parents trailing me.

    I've stopped going to supermarkets now. Grin
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #663 - November 04, 2011, 05:01 PM



    Is this you?
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #664 - November 04, 2011, 05:01 PM

    Kids tend to follow me around. Like, when I'm in the supermarket or something, within five minutes I'll have a few zombiefied kiddies and their irate parents trailing me.

    I've stopped going to supermarkets now. Grin


    If you’re a beautiful, dark–haired woman then my 2–year–old nephew would most likely follow you around as well if he saw you!
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #665 - November 04, 2011, 05:24 PM

     my kids put me in the most embarrassing situations..
    my little girl says "hi what's your name?" to everyone she passes, and if they don't answer her, she'll keep asking until they do.. she made me chase her in the mall once, cause she was so dead set on finding out one guy's name.. (i hope he didn't think i put her up to it, cause that's just wrong on so many levels)..

    oh the fun!



    Your daughter sounds like an interesting little girl, i like kids who are bold

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #666 - November 04, 2011, 05:26 PM

    When I lose my temper, I really lose my temper, and then temper is no longer adequate to describe what is happening. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #667 - November 04, 2011, 05:27 PM

    I just did a photoshoot with a full grown tiger and it was amazing Smiley

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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #668 - November 04, 2011, 05:29 PM

    Cruelty to animals makes me mad bro.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #669 - November 04, 2011, 05:34 PM

    Cruelty to animals makes me mad bro.


    Makes me mad too thats why im not cruel to animals. I did a photoshoot with it not beat its arse. We did have a big cuddle though.


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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #670 - November 04, 2011, 05:39 PM

    I am also a very jealous person.


    Right now, I am jealous of you.  Angry


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #671 - November 04, 2011, 05:41 PM

    Sometimes my jokes are so dead pan, no one gets I'm joking, and this makes me sad.   Cry

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #672 - November 04, 2011, 05:43 PM

    I am also a very jealous person.


    Right now, I am jealous of you.  Angry




    Aww poor thing. Ill send u a little video clip of it... but that might make u more jealous Tongue

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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #673 - November 04, 2011, 05:46 PM

    I dunno.  Are you hot?  Might cheer me up.   cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #674 - November 04, 2011, 05:46 PM

    LOL!

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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #675 - November 04, 2011, 05:49 PM

    Hey I love deadpan humour  Afro

    Problem is though it gets really irritating to have people always misunderstand everything I say as an attempt at humour, when it really is not.

    n = 0 : n + [1,1,1...]
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #676 - November 04, 2011, 05:59 PM

    Yea that happens to me too, but usually its my fault for saying it in the same tone I would a joke.

    Seems like people only take me seriously IRL when I lose my temper.  Then I'm not so funny anymore.   parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #677 - November 04, 2011, 06:06 PM

    i love kids. i love playing with them on the bus or metro. this one time a little girl was sitting with her mother across from me and i pulled my tongue out at her, and she did the same, and we kept pulling faces at each other and cracking up. she was the cutest thing. another time an even younger girl was with her parents and i looked at her and she hid her face on her father's lap then shyly started looking up at me and smiled. i smiled back and started playing the eye-contact game with her. she got off before me and i waved her goodbye.

    i try to make eye-contact every time i see a kid and smile. and it breaks my heart when i see children crying or being hit or yelled at by their parent.

    and my cousin's daughter is always excited to see me when i'm back home and go to visit, even though i've only seen her a couple of times since she was born. she always runs to me and drags me out to play. i watch her jump on the trampoline and sit with her on the swing. she's the most rosy-cheeked bundle of joy.


    Awww, soo cute ^_^
    I love interacting with random kids too dance. Except I'm always wearing black/having a sombre expression/generally looking like a serial killer, so I tend to freak them/their parents out a lot. :(

     Cheesy Cheesy
    Long may that last.

    No kids should be the default setting, only to be changed in extreme circumstances.


    Ameen Cheesy
       my boy would have called you zoro, and probably challenged you to a sword fight..

    my kids put me in the most embarrassing situations..
    my little girl says "hi what's your name?" to everyone she passes, and if they don't answer her, she'll keep asking until they do.. she made me chase her in the mall once, cause she was so dead set on finding out one guy's name.. (i hope he didn't think i put her up to it, cause that's just wrong on so many levels)..

    oh the fun!



    aww she sounds adorable...but I'd be sooo embarassed lol  Cheesy

    My nephew likes to embarass me alot, we were walking around the plaza the other day waiting for my sister to come. He sees Pizza Nova and says can you buy me a pizza? I said no of course, so he opens the door to the pizza store sticks his head in, takes a big breath in....says ahhh...and then comes after me.

    Everyone in the pizza store was staring, you would think he never gets pizza but he gets it all the time the little rascal  Cheesy

    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #678 - November 04, 2011, 06:26 PM

    I have the best dad in the world - I could not have wished for anyone better and it pains me so that now, at 75 years old,  he is starting to express that he feels he has been a failure in life Cry
    I've need to do something fast to reassure him.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #679 - November 04, 2011, 06:29 PM

    I have the best dad in the world - I could not have wished for anyone better and it pains me so that now, at 75 years old,  he is starting to express that he feels he has been a failure in life Cry
    I've need to do something fast to reassure him.


    Tell him you love him and tell him all the ways he has inspired you to be a better human being. Tell him how the good he has given you will live on through you.


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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #680 - November 04, 2011, 07:10 PM

    Thanks Pepe. I'm not used to using verbal expressions of love and gratitude with my parents, but I think that's definitely what is needed now.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #681 - November 04, 2011, 07:30 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Is this you?

    Nah, this is our Sunbul in drag.

  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #682 - November 04, 2011, 07:33 PM

    Thanks Pepe. I'm not used to using verbal expressions of love and gratitude with my parents, but I think that's definitely what is needed now.


    You know I never used to hug my mum before. We just were not the hugging sort and my mums side of the family generally don't show affection like that. One day I brought this up when I was 15 and said we should hug. Felt odd first time but so glad I initiated it. We became closer and now it's a normal thing for us. Take the first step because in something like this only good can come out of it.

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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #683 - November 04, 2011, 07:36 PM

    Bollocks. Posted by mistake. Sorry.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #684 - November 04, 2011, 08:42 PM

    Hey I love deadpan humour  Afro

    Problem is though it gets really irritating to have people always misunderstand everything I say as an attempt at humour, when it really is not.


    I tend to have that problem especially when some think that im angry but am really not.

    Yea that happens to me too, but usually its my fault for saying it in the same tone I would a joke.

    Seems like people only take me seriously IRL when I lose my temper.  Then I'm not so funny anymore.   parrot


    Is there a way for me to know if you are not in the mood for jokes online?

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #685 - November 15, 2011, 09:15 PM

    *bumpety bump*
    Today, I learned that my mother refers to herself as Sunbul when she thinks no-one's around.
    +
    My two young cousins and I made an awesomely awesome film called The Pakistan Moth on Sunday. It was awesome. The moth just flutters around everywhere going "Slaamlekoom! Slaamlekoom!" And it wears a hijab. (Gotta love us second-generation English-only desis, right?) I've stuck the title card with my piece of Batman the Animated Series wallpaper, because they're roughly around the same level of awesome.
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    My life is really weird.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #686 - November 15, 2011, 09:20 PM

     Cheesy

    can i be you for a day?
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #687 - November 16, 2011, 08:08 AM

    random fact about myself: im less hairy than abood Tongue  whistling2
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #688 - November 16, 2011, 08:57 AM

    I am less hairy than a gorilla, but more hairy than a fish.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #689 - November 16, 2011, 10:22 AM

    Huh? Doesn't that apply to all of us?
    I have a small dark mark of a finger nail in my cheek from where the science teacher pinched me when I was 12...

    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
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