Turns out I am indeed suffering from a literal (as opposed to merely social) form of impotence. As I discovered when I tried it today with some self–confessed slut who, going by her reaction, didn’t even want to shag me — so… it turns out I can get it up, but not stiff enough for penetration.
So not only am I a vile and monstrously ugly midget, but I’m one that can’t even emulate Muhammad’s sexual example. That’s just fucking… peachy
(Clicky for piccy!)You ever think the reason was you just weren't aroused enough at the idea of riding the local bike?
Why on earth would you be aroused and ready to have sex with someone like this....
36 actually. No wife or kids, therefore no stress on my face, haha.
As for loving myself… Yeah, well this woman was pretty creeped out, disgusted and nauseated by me — I have no idea why she wanted me to shag her before we’d even met. I think she simply wanted some cock inside her. Later, after I left in a huff, she txted me saying she didn’t expect me to be ‘THAT’ short and ugly, and when I txted her back saying: ‘I hate being me’, she replied with: ‘I would too’.
She also freaked out on the phone to a mutual friend of ours (the chap who introduced us online) when I touched her. Later she suggested I blindfold her since it gets her off, but that was a polite way of saying she would prefer a paper bag over my head.
I realise that she is simply one person and her reaction may not coincide with other women’s… but I doubt that there’s a woman out there with a short, ugly, midget Paki fetish.
Seriously? you think you're now semi impotent just because you couldn't satisfactorily go at a bitch like that ^^ ? come on kodanshi, you are smart enough to realise here that the problem wasn't you, but simply the situation. I mean sounds to me like she went out of her way to make you feel worthless from the moment she laid eyes on you, it stands to reason you wouldn't have been able to se it through, it's about as off putting as it gets to know the person infront of you is disgusted by you.
You should have turned around and said "sorry, I didn't expect you to be so ugly myself, just finding it a bit hard to get my penis to see past that. He's not as understanding as me"
But since you didn't say that at the time, would you like me to punch her up for you? because I actually want to punch her, what kind of bitch makes a man feel like that? I mean sure, if someone does something to earn that sort of fucked up behaviour then I'm all for making a man feel like dirt once he has hurt me, but even then there is a line I won't go past. ie I won't insult his physique, prowess, penis size etc. that sort of shit is not really on, even if it is true.
What a cow.
And I must point out that I am photogenic. Not that I look good in photos, but simply that I look better than I do in real life.
Heh.
heh same as. that look of disappointment in their eyes when they spend so long idealising you prior to the face meeting, inspite of you telling them over and over that you are ugly, is a look I hate to see, even though it's their own stupid fault for not listening.
Anyway just remember for next time, INSULT the bitch back.
Or give me her number, I will do it for you.
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