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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #30 - July 14, 2011, 09:00 PM
    Quote from: Elifaz on July 14, 2011, 08:40 PM
    Lol.  Cheesy


    It's funny because it's true. :(
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #31 - July 14, 2011, 09:02 PM
    Oh shit this fucked up piece of time of the year is coming up.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #32 - July 14, 2011, 09:12 PM
    My sisters asked me whether i was going to fast and i said no, they started to laugh in a nervous state of disbelief, but when i told them i was being serious, they protested and said i should, at this point i highlighted the fact that i no longer pray and all that jazz, so why should i starve myself (man i love food!), but i dunno there's to much shit going on at home with my dad and my mother feels at her wits' end with him, so to avert any other sort of problems i might just pretend to fast, but yeah this is fucking insane, it's a causal acceptance of self malnutrition.
    I make it rain - apparently?

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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #33 - July 14, 2011, 09:40 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 14, 2011, 09:00 PM
    It's funny because it's true. :(


     Cheesy Prince u crack me up.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #34 - July 14, 2011, 09:47 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 14, 2011, 07:44 PM
    Me? I live in Pakistan. In England.

    Explain!  Tongue
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #35 - July 14, 2011, 09:57 PM
    @ Eph - your sig fails.

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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #36 - July 14, 2011, 09:57 PM
    Being not an ex-Muslim I have a question.
    The Ramadan should start when the new moon can be spotted. Now, it is easy to reckon when that will be. Next New moon will be on July 30th at 18.40 Universal Time. It is also known how much time you will need before you actually see the new moon. I don't know how much, but astronomists will know.
    I ask myself why Muslims all over the world don't start Ramadan on the same day, when it can be calculated that easily?
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #37 - July 14, 2011, 10:10 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on July 14, 2011, 09:02 PM
    Oh shit this fucked up piece of time of the year is coming up.




    +1
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #38 - July 14, 2011, 10:22 PM
    pfff I am thinking about this crap for some time now.. I dont have to pretend praying -which I havent been doing for many years except with some "exceptionally awesome" relatives on some rare occasions, ahah they never ask why the hell I always have abdoo (not sure how it is spelled but you got it i am sure) lol,  as for taraweeh I openly dont perform it again for years. I am planning to take off some vacation to avoid the fucking Ramadan at least for a week or something...


    Oh yes, Islam is the religion of peace, nothing is forced upon you unless you disobey! Peace of my arse , oh yeaahh!

    in short: hate Ramadan Cheesy
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #39 - July 14, 2011, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: Hallakuf on July 14, 2011, 09:57 PM
    Being not an ex-Muslim I have a question.
    The Ramadan should start when the new moon can be spotted. Now, it is easy to reckon when that will be. Next New moon will be on July 30th at 18.40 Universal Time. It is also known how much time you will need before you actually see the new moon. I don't know how much, but astronomists will know.
    I ask myself why Muslims all over the world don't start Ramadan on the same day, when it can be calculated that easily?


    From what i understand it boils down to a few reaons, one reason is just genuine jurisprudence difference in terms of what country should be followed or whether they should take Makkah as the reference point,

    then you have political reaons being veiled as jurisprudene reaons, so one Mosque for example would not follow another Mosque if they didn't suck their sheikh's cock,

    but what is more ridiculous than this is that generally the new moon has to be sighted by the naked eye, so even if they know by scientific verification that the moon is out but yet its overcast and thus unable to see the new moon, they can't declare ramadhan has started... Others might want to correct me on this, even when i was a Muslim i found this incredibly tedious and couldn't be bothered to research it.
    I make it rain - apparently?

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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #40 - July 14, 2011, 10:50 PM
    Hahaha yes, that's what I heard too Nilly.

    Silly, don't you think Nilly....silly silly silly.
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #41 - July 14, 2011, 11:09 PM
    Quote from: stardust on July 14, 2011, 10:50 PM
    Hahaha yes, that's what I heard too Nilly.

    Silly, don't you think Nilly....silly silly silly.


    Yes i get it Stardust, I AM SILLY!!! Wink
    I make it rain - apparently?

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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #42 - July 15, 2011, 03:51 AM
    Luckily my family are lazy muslims who like to sleep until iftar ! I was the only one that used to pray taraweeh and eid prayers in the house but my mum is becoming religious lately fuck ! guess I'll eat in the loo or something ...... whistling2 whistling2
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #43 - July 15, 2011, 08:57 AM
    When I go out at night I gotta get back before my parents wake up for sehri.
    .
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #44 - July 15, 2011, 09:38 AM
    Ramadan thread. Cool idea. I might need it this year.

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #45 - July 15, 2011, 09:45 AM
    Quote from: Nilly on July 14, 2011, 10:43 PM
    ...but what is more ridiculous than this is that generally the new moon has to be sighted by the naked eye, so even if they know by scientific verification that the moon is out but yet its overcast and thus unable to see the new moon, they can't declare ramadhan has started... Others might want to correct me on this, even when i was a Muslim i found this incredibly tedious and couldn't be bothered to research it.

    So, in England, it would be possible to skip Ramadan when it is cloudy all month?
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #46 - July 15, 2011, 10:11 AM
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on July 15, 2011, 03:51 AM
    Luckily my family are lazy muslims who like to sleep until iftar ! I was the only one that used to pray taraweeh and eid prayers in the house but my mum is becoming religious lately fuck ! guess I'll eat in the loo or something ...... whistling2 whistling2


    umm eating in the loo? Haven't tried that for a while, just make sure no one has been in before you, or there is gonna be a crazy clash of flavours there...
    I make it rain - apparently?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_I19_mKkU&list=SP1665576E7498BAB7&index=2&feature=plcp
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #47 - July 15, 2011, 10:20 AM
    Quote from: Hallakuf on July 15, 2011, 09:45 AM
    So, in England, it would be possible to skip Ramadan when it is cloudy all month?


    lol no, but wouldn't that be amazing? How it works is that either you sight the new moon or wait until 30 dyas have passed, so for example people will go out on the 28th night and see if the new moon is out, but even if it is established that the bleeding new moon is out, yet are unable to see it they will revert to starting ramadhan on the 30th, i think...?
    I make it rain - apparently?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_I19_mKkU&list=SP1665576E7498BAB7&index=2&feature=plcp
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #48 - July 15, 2011, 05:01 PM
    Living in a different city this ramadan  dance dance gonna be drinking, eating pork and sausages given to me by house mates! will be a good ramadan. No guilt trips by family.  Afro

    Lets see how the muslim colleagues respond Smiley there is this one arab guy who like the local religious leader. I am looking forwards to him seeing me eat food.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #49 - July 15, 2011, 05:04 PM
    Grr I go to a gym run by, and full of, Muslims. I need water. Hmm, might just try to avoid cardio.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #50 - July 15, 2011, 05:27 PM
    dude i worked at a gym for liek 1/5 years. all the muslim brother barely fasted and all worked out! The ones fasting wont be at the gym. just do yo thang!
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #51 - July 15, 2011, 05:31 PM
    Ah k, kewl.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #52 - July 15, 2011, 05:47 PM
    Quote from: zooby on July 14, 2011, 01:22 PM
    Hahahaha OMG YOUR SO LUCKY ^^^^

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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #53 - July 15, 2011, 05:50 PM
    Aren't you curious?  evil
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #54 - July 15, 2011, 06:03 PM
    Yes. But. No. Must. Resist. Blue. Flubber. Looking. Thing. AHHHHHHHHH.
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #55 - July 15, 2011, 06:11 PM
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #56 - July 15, 2011, 06:14 PM
    Quote from: Jema on July 15, 2011, 06:03 PM
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #57 - July 15, 2011, 10:25 PM
    spot for later. not sure how it's going to go this year but hopefully i won't even need to pretend to fast.  dance
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #58 - July 15, 2011, 10:29 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on July 15, 2011, 08:30 PM
    im more worried about how to explain to my family why im not dying of thirst, or just why im crazy to go during ramadan  Huh?

    Can't you go without telling them?
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #59 - July 15, 2011, 10:35 PM
    Quote from: Kod on July 15, 2011, 06:11 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NDDyZCxEsw

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    lol... cute, but can't help feeling sorry for the kids. They are the future of Egypt - I wish they could grow with more open minds to help our country get out of the hole it's in.
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