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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #90 - July 17, 2011, 06:02 PM
    You guys are missing out on the benefits of fasting you ignorant fools!!!!

    According to "Dr" Zakir Naik.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9FhJgQ4ZN8

    Organizes the hear beat  Roll Eyes
    Reduces pressure on the arteries  Roll Eyes
    Releases pressure on the live.
    Makes immunity stronger.  Roll Eyes
    Helps the nervous system.  Cheesy
    Reverses the aging process  mysmilie_977
    Rejuvinates & overhauls the complete body  wacko

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #91 - July 19, 2011, 08:47 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 14, 2011, 07:44 PM
    Me? I live in Pakistan. In England.

     Cheesy
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #92 - July 19, 2011, 08:54 PM
    I don't mind Ramadan actually.
    I like how the family gathers together at the end of the day and just chill together.
    And how sometimes the whole family stays up until fajr having a jolly old time.

    I'm going do fast despite the fact that my whole family knows about my apostasy.
    Its not a big deal and its also a show of respect to my parents I guess.

    And Ramadan is more of a cultural thing than a religious thing to me now, so I'm just doing it for the heck of it.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #93 - July 21, 2011, 01:15 AM


    translation

    we wanted to let u guys know that ramdan is soon
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #94 - July 21, 2011, 01:23 AM
    Quote from: Hananii on July 19, 2011, 08:54 PM
    I don't mind Ramadan actually.
    I like how the family gathers together at the end of the day and just chill together.
    And how sometimes the whole family stays up until fajr having a jolly old time.

    I'm going do fast despite the fact that my whole family knows about my apostasy.
    Its not a big deal and its also a show of respect to my parents I guess.

    And Ramadan is more of a cultural thing than a religious thing to me now, so I'm just doing it for the heck of it.


    Same here  Afro
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #95 - July 21, 2011, 01:43 AM
    Quote from: Hananii on July 19, 2011, 08:54 PM
    I don't mind Ramadan actually.
    I like how the family gathers together at the end of the day and just chill together.
    And how sometimes the whole family stays up until fajr having a jolly old time.

    Yeah, that's nice, but then you have the 2 hour long taraweeh prayers. Sometimes 3 hours if that one fucking imam with the speech impediment decides to lead the prayers. Then you have the Qur'an and Du'aa reading at home after breaking the fast and after coming back from taraweeh. That can last between 1-2 hours depending on how many times my mum breaks into tears. Then you sleep for only a few hours before waking up for Suhoor and then Fajr, and you're expected to go back to sleep like nothing ever happened. Then wake up and go about your life with an empty stomach. And keep doing that for A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH.
    Is it just me or does everyone have to go through this bullshit?
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #96 - July 21, 2011, 01:58 AM
    Quote from: Jema on July 21, 2011, 01:43 AM
    Yeah, that's nice, but then you have the 2 hour long taraweeh prayers. Sometimes 3 hours if that one fucking imam with the speech impediment decides to lead the prayers. Then you have the Qur'an and Du'aa reading at home after breaking the fast and after coming back from taraweeh. That can last between 1-2 hours depending on how many times my mum breaks into tears. Then you sleep for only a few hours before waking up for Suhoor and then Fajr, and you're expected to go back to sleep like nothing ever happened. Then wake up and go about your life with an empty stomach. And keep doing that for A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH.
    Is it just me or does everyone have to go through this bullshit?

    Hey u went through it when you were a Muslim, u can do it now.
    And yeahh the taraweeh as an athiest isnt fun -_- thats why ii excluded that part lol


    && I KNOW my mom is gonna ask me to come with taraweeh with her even though she knows i'm an apostate.
    Its cuz me and her used to go together EVERY YEAR!
    It was how me and her connected ii guess.
    I'm gonna have to say no tho
    She's gonna get hurt </3 (...again.)
    Cry
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #97 - July 21, 2011, 02:02 AM
    I don't mind Ramadan either! And iftar? Who wouldn't like it? But I've got some problems with it too.

    1) Muslim states and societies imposing restrictions on public even when they're NOT Muslims
    2) Calling and signing loud in the middle of the night by local madrassa volunteers during Sehri!
    3) Not being able to say you're NOT fasting
    4) Watching some people becoming super religious just for one month and acting all self-righteous
    5) Female TV hosts suddenly covering their heads with saree/scarves (in Bangladesh, pretty sure also common in Pakistan and other places)
    6) putting a stop to all regular TV programs during Magrib time for hours
    7) making road-side eateries shutdown while allowing all the 5-star hotels and restaurants to remain open: bottom line poor day laborers HAVE TO fast while the rich could opt out if they choose to


    Ramadan: good if you are not forced to perform it
                     hell otherwise!!
    I'm that happy medium....yeah
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #98 - July 21, 2011, 02:08 AM
    Quote from: Hananii on July 21, 2011, 01:58 AM
    Hey u went through it when you were a Muslim, u can do it now.

    MOUWAAAAA :(

    Quote from: Hananii on July 21, 2011, 01:58 AM
    And yeahh the taraweeh as an athiest isnt fun -_- thats why ii excluded that part lol

    LOLOLOLOL Tongue

    Quote from: Hananii on July 21, 2011, 01:58 AM
    && I KNOW my mom is gonna ask me to come with taraweeh with her even though she knows i'm an apostate.
    Its cuz me and her used to go together EVERY YEAR!
    It was how me and her connected ii guess.
    I'm gonna have to say no tho
    She's gonna get hurt </3 (...again.)
    Cry

    aww   far away hug
    I wish I had flat feet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_feet
    Then I wouldn't be able to stand for long and would be excused from those long prayers because Allah decided to create me taraweeh-less.
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #99 - July 21, 2011, 02:25 AM
    Quote from: Kod on July 21, 2011, 01:15 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    translation

    we wanted to let u guys know that ramdan is soon

    Cheesy  Cheesy
    "NO SEX FOTOS!"  LOL Yeah, we have it on video as well nowadays -.-

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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #100 - July 21, 2011, 09:47 AM
    Quote from: Hananii on July 21, 2011, 01:58 AM
    && I KNOW my mom is gonna ask me to come with taraweeh with her even though she knows i'm an apostate.
    Its cuz me and her used to go together EVERY YEAR!
    It was how me and her connected ii guess.
    I'm gonna have to say no tho
    She's gonna get hurt </3 (...again.)
    Cry


    well you can at least try it just for the sake of connecting with her if possible

    LOL@ your avatar
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #101 - July 21, 2011, 09:57 AM
    Quote from: stardust on July 16, 2011, 05:49 PM
    I hate that people get smelly breath during ramadhan for not eating and they don't even care....it's gross and anti-social to purposefully do that.


    Some people don't have the decency to brush their tongue just in case they swallow the tooth paste /facepalm , stay away from those types of people trust me :(
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #102 - July 22, 2011, 11:41 AM
    Can we get this stickied?
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #103 - July 22, 2011, 12:39 PM
    In solidarity with you all I shall be doubling my food consumption during ramadan 2011. See, just like government spending cuts and David Cameron's Big Society, we're all in this together Smiley.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #104 - July 22, 2011, 12:41 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 22, 2011, 11:41 AM
    Can we get this stickied?


    Sure, just aim at the screen and the keyboard.  From what I hear, that should work. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #105 - July 22, 2011, 03:40 PM
    I am not looking forward to ramadan at all. :(
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #106 - July 22, 2011, 08:48 PM
    Same here nora, not looking forward to it. But  I have concocted a plan: Don't sleep until after fajr... and stay asleep till 4 PM. Only 4 hours of fasting. Not too bad. Its that time of the year where I transform into an owl  cool2
    Almost enlightened
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #107 - July 22, 2011, 11:35 PM
    Quote from: Kod on July 21, 2011, 01:15 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    translation

    we wanted to let u guys know that ramdan is soon


    lololol, what are those lines flying out of the side of his penis. That can't be healthy.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #108 - July 22, 2011, 11:43 PM
    Quote from: asbdsp#J on July 22, 2011, 11:35 PM
    lololol, what are those lines flying out of the side of his penis. That can't be healthy.


    I think it means don't bend your penis. Generally, that's some good advice, not sure how it links with Ramadan.
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #109 - July 26, 2011, 06:39 AM
    Quote from: Fombles on July 22, 2011, 11:43 PM
    I think it means don't bend your penis. Generally, that's some good advice, not sure how it links with Ramadan.


    I guess Allah wasn't just talking about morals when he told us to follow the "straight path".


    *rimshot*
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #110 - July 26, 2011, 02:13 PM
    I'm going to be keeping all of my fasts because I'm kind of new to this and can't imagine not keeping them. It might have something to do with the fact that I still live with my parents but I see fasts as a great challenge and it's a great way to lose weight!
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #111 - July 26, 2011, 02:54 PM
    Lol. My sister told me she would pay me 5 dollars each day i only ate dates and drank milk. I told her could i just drink milk? i hate dates. my body is repulsed by them. I hated them when i was muslim.

    How can something thats perfect make me so sick?
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #112 - July 26, 2011, 02:57 PM
    If someone paid me around $5 (£2ish) a day just to eat dates and milk I'd freaking do it. Free moolah and you're probs will be losing weight as well! dance dance dance
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #113 - July 26, 2011, 03:02 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 22, 2011, 12:41 PM
    Sure, just aim at the screen and the keyboard.  From what I hear, that should work. 


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #114 - July 26, 2011, 03:29 PM

    Its turned into a big religiosity display and a chance to show off in front of the non believers.

    Oooh look at my fast! Feel the width of my fasting! Squeeze that fasting see how big it is! Thats ISLAM you infidels! Allah-hoo-Snackbar!

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #115 - July 26, 2011, 03:40 PM
    +1  Wink
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #116 - July 26, 2011, 03:50 PM
    Quote from: billy on July 26, 2011, 03:29 PM
    Oooh look at my fast! Feel the width of my fasting! Squeeze that fasting see how big it is! Thats ISLAM you infidels! Allah-hoo-Snackbar!


    I tried a variation on this line once.

    I am now banned from my local swimming pool.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #117 - July 26, 2011, 03:52 PM
    Five more days to go... Cheesy
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #118 - July 26, 2011, 04:15 PM
    I won't risk 2012 chances by fasting, says Muslim rower Mo Sbihi

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-olympics/article-23973103-i-wont-risk-2012-chances-by-fasting-says-muslim-rower-mo-sbihi.do

    So as usual, he's gonna achieve his sporting success despite Islam, not because of Islam, just like the Muslim cricket players, boxers, football players etc.

    Then when they retire and have nothing else to do with their lives they'll grow a beard and preach Islam on the back of their sporting success from yesteryear (that they achieved despite Islam).


     
    .
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #119 - July 27, 2011, 09:58 PM
    Fuck me, ramadan starts on sunday or monday mysmilie_977
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
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