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 Topic: The Ramadan 2011 thread

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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #390 - August 17, 2011, 09:22 PM

    I wonder if it's okay to break your fast at iftar with a crazy orgy.

    Make sure you heard the Adhan first.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #391 - August 17, 2011, 11:57 PM

    I am having my  5th cigarette in 17 hours Thanks to Ramadan.
    1st before work.
    2nd after  work
    3rd after fotoor.
    I've been home for two hours and expect to have one more.


    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #392 - August 18, 2011, 12:48 AM

    Is that a lot? Btw you don't look like a smoker. Stop it before you get all wrinkly Smiley
    I used to smoke 2 packs a day when I was a believer, but not sure how many during the one ramadan I fasted.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #393 - August 20, 2011, 07:49 AM

    K so I went to taraweeh+tahhajud today and as always people were crying their eyes out during the duaa right at the end.
    Didn't know whether to laugh or shoot myself in the foot.
    It looked like the muslim re-enactment of the scene from Brave New World when all the Deltas get hosed down with soma and anaesthetic with anti-riot speech number two  (equivalent to the qur'an in this case) being blasted through the synthetic music box.

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #394 - August 20, 2011, 08:09 AM

    10 days remaining for Ramadan to end. dance

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #395 - August 20, 2011, 10:33 AM

    Argh, I have to go to the mosque this weekend!  I haven't set foot inside a mosque this whole Ramadan, but I've been invited by an uncle to this special event and I gotta go...  wacko

    .
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #396 - August 20, 2011, 06:28 PM

    @Shahid Raza Can't you just say no?

    " Un deiste est un homme qui, dans sa courte existence, n'a pas eu le temps de devenir athee. "
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #397 - August 21, 2011, 05:39 PM

    It would be quite rude if I said no, a very respectable uncle of ours invited us all personally, and he's gonna provide food and everything.  Saying no would be like saying no to a dinner invitation.

    .
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #398 - August 21, 2011, 05:45 PM

    Attozes, you seem to have the impression that atheists are actually allowed not to go to mosques Tongue The truth of the matter is, atheists are not allowed to be, full-stop. So many of us are wary of pushing it, at least for now Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #399 - August 21, 2011, 05:46 PM

    well aint this great, the freaking tap water is contaminated  in the entire city ugghhhhhhhh banghead



    Bummer Tongue

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #400 - August 21, 2011, 05:47 PM

    (Yes, I know you know and you're an ex-Muslim too, but I just needed an excuse to use that epic line)

    You speak French?

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #401 - August 25, 2011, 09:51 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1yg4IG2zNk&feature=channel_video_title
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #402 - August 25, 2011, 09:56 PM

    Anyone get drunk whilst fasting yet? I Have grin12 got mashed with mateys the come home had iftar  whistling2

    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #403 - August 26, 2011, 09:49 PM

    My mum told me a little while ago that all the trees and plants pray to Allah and tonight they'll prostrate themselves before him.

    How the hell does she believe this stuff?!  Huh?

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #404 - August 26, 2011, 11:48 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #405 - August 27, 2011, 03:23 AM

    "If you recite or listen to Asma-Ul-Husna, then any prayer you make immediately after will be granted without question." *Cue a load of Alhamdulillahs and the imam reciting Asma-ul-husna.* I prayed that no one else's prayers are accepted. Let's see how Allah untangles that mess. I wonder what people are going to think when they aren't rich in the morning. "Allah answered it in a different way", probably.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #406 - August 27, 2011, 04:31 AM

    ^ or the usual "Allah did not will it to happen, Allah knows best"  Tongue
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #407 - August 27, 2011, 07:13 AM

    ^i hate it whenever they say that

    3 days for this month to end dance

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #408 - August 27, 2011, 08:16 AM

    I left islam this Ramadhan.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #409 - August 27, 2011, 11:29 AM

    I left islam in this ramadhan.

    Takbeeer!!!  Smiley

    .
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #410 - August 29, 2011, 09:58 PM

    Oh my Allah, Tomorrow 'Eid. I hate going there and hear a preach about apostates and how I am a pig (I love pigs though, they're cute piggy) and I hate getting kissed by smelly elderly women after prayer .  Cry

    Allah, PLEASE, get me struck by lightning tomorrow.  Flaming mad
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #411 - August 29, 2011, 10:04 PM

    (Yes, I know you know and you're an ex-Muslim too, but I just needed an excuse to use that epic line)

    You speak French?


    Yeah, I do.
    I am an ex-muslim yes, and for the past couple of years that I left Islam and was living a Muslim country, I've never set a foot in a mosque.

    " Un deiste est un homme qui, dans sa courte existence, n'a pas eu le temps de devenir athee. "
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #412 - August 30, 2011, 01:22 PM

    "I prayed that no one else's prayers are accepted."

    HAHAHAHA, that made me LOL Tongue

    Also, Attozes, where are you from, if I may ask?

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #413 - August 31, 2011, 05:18 AM

    WE MADE IT!!!!

    No more parentals pestering us to pray and fast!  dance

    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #414 - September 01, 2011, 07:54 PM

    Btw you don't look like a smoker.


    Smokers look like this:

    (Fernand Léger: ‘Les Fumeurs’)

  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #415 - September 02, 2011, 08:07 PM

    "I prayed that no one else's prayers are accepted."

    HAHAHAHA, that made me LOL Tongue

    Also, Attozes, where are you from, if I may ask?


    I'm from Morocco : D, but I'm living in France.
    What about you? Tongue

    " Un deiste est un homme qui, dans sa courte existence, n'a pas eu le temps de devenir athee. "
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #416 - September 02, 2011, 08:10 PM

    Haha, cool!

    I'm Algerian, but I live in the Gulf!

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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