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 Topic: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread

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  • Re: Ass of the month award
     Reply #60 - August 04, 2011, 10:11 PM
    Quote from: Hallakuf on August 04, 2011, 10:03 PM
    Isn't this going a little too far? Let's have a monthly eyes-award, a cunt-award, a legs-award, a tits-award,

    you, my friend, are a genius.
  • Re: Asshole of the Month
     Reply #61 - August 04, 2011, 10:12 PM
    Quote from: ateapotist on August 04, 2011, 10:09 PM
    This thread is a fail, imo.  You don't have an award for negative behaviour within the group.  All CEMBers are awesome.  yes


    You said the charmer thread was a fail too!  finmad

    Can't win with you.  mysmilie_977
  • Re: 'Redundant award of the month' award
     Reply #62 - August 04, 2011, 10:13 PM
    ^That wasn't an option. You need to make all those requests by PM like everyone else.
  • Crappiest award of the month
     Reply #63 - August 04, 2011, 10:13 PM
    ?
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Crappiest award of the month
     Reply #64 - August 04, 2011, 10:13 PM
    Beat u to it sucka.

    I'm adding this to the redundant award of the month award poll.
  • Re: 'Redundant award of the month' award
     Reply #65 - August 04, 2011, 10:14 PM
    furious

    IT WAS HYPOTHETICAL! GRRRR, I will never fuck you!
  • Re: Crappiest award of the month
     Reply #66 - August 04, 2011, 10:15 PM
    I'm adding yours.   001_tongue
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: 'Redundant award of the month' award
     Reply #67 - August 04, 2011, 10:15 PM
    Don't beat yourself up over it. Most people will never get to fuck me.
  • Re: 'Redundant award of the month' award
     Reply #68 - August 04, 2011, 10:16 PM
     Cheesy  priceless  Cheesy
    Teach us to care and not to care / Teach us to sit still.
    What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other
    You are the music while the music lasts.
    T.S.Eliot
  • Re: Asshole of the Month
     Reply #69 - August 04, 2011, 10:18 PM
    ^  I didn't say the charmer thread was a fail.  I said I didn't think it would survive the test of time.  Remember muddy created a thread for 'hottest guy of the month'?  That thread lasted only a few days.  Nothing negative, m'love. Smiley
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Ass of the month award
     Reply #70 - August 04, 2011, 10:19 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 04, 2011, 09:58 PM
    You'll be hard pressed to find em fara, this forum is mostly made up of sexually frustrated young 'uns. 


    Its Islam's fault Roll Eyes
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Asshole of the Month
     Reply #71 - August 04, 2011, 10:19 PM
    I know.. I know teapot .. I'm only pulling your leg Tongue
  • Re: Crappiest award of the month
     Reply #72 - August 04, 2011, 10:21 PM
    Oh jesus, this really is getting out of hand.

    Cheesy rofl Cheesy rofl Cheesy

    I better be getting the credit for turning CEMB high on me ..  whistling2
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #73 - August 04, 2011, 10:25 PM
    So....all tidied up now.   cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #74 - August 04, 2011, 10:26 PM
    ooow, we were having so much fun :(
    Teach us to care and not to care / Teach us to sit still.
    What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other
    You are the music while the music lasts.
    T.S.Eliot
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #75 - August 04, 2011, 10:27 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Good job Berbsy! ... See I told you, if you put your mind to it you can clean up too. grin12

    Hint hint Tongue
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #76 - August 04, 2011, 10:27 PM
    The fuck is all this award shit?
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #77 - August 04, 2011, 10:27 PM
    LOOOOOL!  Cheesy

    Berbs merged all the silly award threads.  Now all our replies are mixed up. Cheesy
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #78 - August 04, 2011, 10:28 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I know.  I kind of feel bad.

    But looking at it from my perspective.  Recent unread topics was just dominated by fluff.

    I do feel bad though.  It was a dirty, thankless job, but somebody had to do it.   Cry
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #79 - August 04, 2011, 10:29 PM
    Quote from: ateapotist on August 04, 2011, 10:27 PM
    LOOOOOL!  Cheesy

    Berbs merged all the silly award threads.  Now all our replies are mixed up. Cheesy


    That way no one will ever know of the CEMB Award Night of Shame.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #80 - August 04, 2011, 10:30 PM
    LOOOL !!!!
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #81 - August 04, 2011, 10:30 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 04, 2011, 10:29 PM
    That way no one will ever know of the CEMB Award Night of Shame.


    .. WHICH GOES TO ...

    *drum rolls please*

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #82 - August 04, 2011, 10:38 PM
    NOT FAIR PRINCE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THE ASSHOLE THREAD AND NOW IT ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN !!!  Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry I HATE YOU BERBS :(
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #83 - August 04, 2011, 10:39 PM
    He's a winner in all our hearts CD. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #84 - August 04, 2011, 10:40 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    OMFG YOU'RE SUCH A FUNNY CUNT CHINADOLL ... HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAH .... YOU GOT ME DOUBLED OVER .. HAHAHAAHAHAHAH ... STOP IT.


    Cheesy
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #85 - August 04, 2011, 10:47 PM
     Cheesy

    If you read this thread from start to finish now (and I wouldn't recommend it), it will make you smile loads, as well as totally doing your fucking head in. It's like my wife talking actually. Totally nuts Smiley
    Hi
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #86 - August 04, 2011, 10:48 PM
    It's my mindfuck to all of you.   cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #87 - August 04, 2011, 10:48 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Ewww. Don't you compare Cemb threads to your wife.  whistling2
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #88 - August 04, 2011, 11:10 PM
    NOW ITS ALLL FUCKED UP

    YOU RUUIN EVERYTHING BEBRS
  • Re: The "Never Gonna Happen" thread
     Reply #89 - August 04, 2011, 11:11 PM
    I'm starting a grumpy mod of the month award.
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