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OP - August 21, 2011, 11:46 AM

from tropic thunder said by Les Grossman

Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring...
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Reply #1 - August 21, 2011, 12:18 PM

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"

He's no friend to the friendless
And he's the mother of grief
There's only sorrow for tomorrow
Surely life is too brief
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Reply #2 - August 21, 2011, 12:24 PM

I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.
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Reply #3 - August 21, 2011, 12:27 PM

"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."

"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
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Reply #4 - August 21, 2011, 01:10 PM

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

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Reply #5 - August 21, 2011, 08:06 PM

any quote from The Big Lebowski really lol
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Reply #6 - August 21, 2011, 09:20 PM

^Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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Reply #7 - August 21, 2011, 09:25 PM

shut the fuck up, donnie
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Reply #8 - August 21, 2011, 10:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS8X2Qp_6aA

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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Reply #9 - August 22, 2011, 02:29 PM

"You know Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed"
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Reply #10 - August 22, 2011, 02:41 PM

Quote from: ChinaDoll on August 21, 2011, 01:10 PM
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Love that movie.

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Reply #11 - August 22, 2011, 03:22 PM

Dumb and number. Pretty much a whole movie of one liner set ups

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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