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 Topic: Hello

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  • Hello
     OP - August 21, 2011, 09:21 PM
    I am a Muslim Indian public speaker, and writer on the subject of Islam and comparative religion. By profession, I am medical doctor, attaining a Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery (MBBS) from Maharashtra, but since 1991 I have become focused only on preaching Islam and have become a well known scholar.

    I am also the founder and president of the Islamic Research Foundation (IRF) �a non-profit organization that owns and broadcasts the free-to-air TV channel network Peace TV from Mumbai, India and I am also the founder of the Islamic International School in Mumbai, India.
    "If he is terrorising the terrorists, if he is terrorising America the terrorist [...] I am with him. Every Muslim should be a terrorist."
    - Zakir Naik
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #1 - August 21, 2011, 09:22 PM
    mashallah bro you doing some serious dawah Afro
    I shouldn't be here. Really. Shaytan SWT deluded ALL of us. Amen.
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #2 - August 21, 2011, 09:24 PM
    Mashallah! Glad to have you among us, akhi!
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #3 - August 21, 2011, 09:25 PM
    Welcome Zakir, and have the customary parrot  parrot
    You are still a Muslim it seems. No problem with that. I hope we may have a good discussion here.
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #4 - August 21, 2011, 09:31 PM
    <bows> A thousand Salams ya maulana - welcome to our humble abode - how can we help you?
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #5 - August 21, 2011, 09:32 PM
    Somebody, please, shave my back!
    "If he is terrorising the terrorists, if he is terrorising America the terrorist [...] I am with him. Every Muslim should be a terrorist."
    - Zakir Naik
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #6 - August 21, 2011, 09:40 PM
    lolololololololololololol !

    As salaam alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #7 - August 21, 2011, 09:58 PM
    what
    "If he is terrorising the terrorists, if he is terrorising America the terrorist [...] I am with him. Every Muslim should be a terrorist."
    - Zakir Naik
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #8 - August 21, 2011, 10:02 PM
    Hehehehe! Cheesy

    May the peace and blessings of Allah subhanawatala be upon you Mr Naik.  Smiley
    .
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #9 - August 21, 2011, 10:02 PM
    Hello Iblis.  Smiley
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Hello
     Reply #10 - August 21, 2011, 10:07 PM
    *yawn*
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #11 - August 21, 2011, 10:08 PM
    Prove it.
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 21, 2011, 10:02 PM
    Hello Iblis.  Smiley

    Prove it.
    "If he is terrorising the terrorists, if he is terrorising America the terrorist [...] I am with him. Every Muslim should be a terrorist."
    - Zakir Naik
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #12 - August 21, 2011, 10:20 PM
    It's not Iblis. It's Black Dog. I knew he was too much of an attention whore to stay away for long. Zakir Naik is the new Mrs Rambo.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #13 - August 21, 2011, 10:21 PM
    lol bd  Cheesy
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #14 - August 21, 2011, 10:22 PM
    the brather's asked a good queshun... the sister has asked a good questun.
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #15 - August 21, 2011, 10:22 PM
    Sorry Iblis Cheesy
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Hello
     Reply #16 - August 21, 2011, 10:28 PM
    You are not being intelligent and objective minded. This board could be great like my old Islamic board, but instead, it's a joke. You guys are just a bunch of clowns trolling and posting pictures. CLOWNS... CLOWNS.  finmad
    "If he is terrorising the terrorists, if he is terrorising America the terrorist [...] I am with him. Every Muslim should be a terrorist."
    - Zakir Naik
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #17 - August 22, 2011, 01:16 AM
    Is this a joke?

    Is it just me or does anyone else agree that Zakir Naik reminds one of a meerkat- this is not an insult, merely an observation...

     Cheesy
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #18 - August 22, 2011, 01:42 AM
    Quote from: Zakir Naik on August 21, 2011, 09:32 PM
    Somebody, please, shave my back!

    Make duaa' bruzzar.
    Personally I didn't know about Zakir Naik when I was a Muslim so it's not that funny to me, but this account is too good for anyone to use. Only the true master of Naik impresonations can use this account!

    Quote from: osmanthus on August 21, 2011, 10:20 PM
    It's not Iblis. It's Black Dog. I knew he was too much of an attention whore to stay away for long. Zakir Naik is the new Mrs Rambo.

    Provide proof and evidence that BlackDog is accurate and correct.
    I'm guessing it's either Iblis or DigDug
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #19 - August 22, 2011, 07:53 AM
     015
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #20 - August 22, 2011, 08:20 AM
    If it's really BD I'm disappoint. You can do better, man!
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #21 - August 22, 2011, 02:37 PM
    Quote from: Zakir Naik on August 21, 2011, 09:21 PM
    I am a Muslim Indian public speaker, and writer on the subject of Islam and comparative religion. By profession, I am medical doctor, attaining a Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery (MBBS) from Maharashtra, but since 1991 I have become focused only on preaching Islam and have become a well known scholar.

    I am also the founder and president of the Islamic Research Foundation (IRF) �a non-profit organization that owns and broadcasts the free-to-air TV channel network Peace TV from Mumbai, India and I am also the founder of the Islamic International School in Mumbai, India.

    i love this guy. is it cool if i make a sock account for zakir naik tooo and then me and him will argue about who is real?
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Hello
     Reply #22 - August 22, 2011, 02:37 PM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 21, 2011, 10:02 PM
    Hello Iblis.  Smiley

    +1
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Hello
     Reply #23 - August 22, 2011, 02:39 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 21, 2011, 10:20 PM
    It's not Iblis. It's Black Dog. I knew he was too much of an attention whore to stay away for long. Zakir Naik is the new Mrs Rambo.

    my spider senses say no, BD is middle eastern, doesn't know much about india / south asia, only a pakistani/indian/bengali would care enough to make a zakir naik sock.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Hello
     Reply #24 - August 22, 2011, 03:52 PM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 21, 2011, 10:02 PM
    Hello Iblis.  Smiley


    Uh.. no.
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #25 - August 22, 2011, 03:53 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 21, 2011, 10:20 PM
    It's not Iblis. It's Black Dog.



     Cheesy

    Yay, BD is back  dance
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #26 - August 22, 2011, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: shilakijawani on August 22, 2011, 02:39 PM
    my spider senses say no, BD is middle eastern, doesn't know much about india / south asia, only a pakistani/indian/bengali would care enough to make a zakir naik sock.


    Osmanthus is a site admin, he can see your IP. Zakir Naik's IP matched BD's hence it's not my sock.

    I have no other account than this and my old banned Iblish account.
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #27 - August 22, 2011, 05:12 PM
    Quote from: Jesus Christ on August 22, 2011, 03:55 PM
    Osmanthus is a site admin, he can see your IP. Zakir Naik's IP matched BD's hence it's not my sock.

    I have no other account than this and my old banned Iblish account.

    Quote from: Jesus Christ on August 22, 2011, 03:55 PM
    I have no other account than this and my old banned Iblish account.

    Quote from: Jesus Christ on August 22, 2011, 03:55 PM
    my old banned Iblish account.

    Quote from: Jesus Christ on August 22, 2011, 03:55 PM
    Iblish


    Iblish
    local colombian black metal
    band which has a great sound
    and has a drummer who sings
    and plays the drums at the same time

    parcero, escuchaste
    ese vacanisimo concierto de Iblish?

    si, fue re bueno

    Urban Dictionary
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Hello
     Reply #28 - August 22, 2011, 05:14 PM
    cool story bro?
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Hello
     Reply #29 - August 23, 2011, 07:33 PM
     Cheesy

    woops..
    Formerly known as Iblis
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