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 Topic: Idle Thoughts

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     Reply #90 - October 07, 2013, 09:54 PM
    I think it was because your posts were beginning to get extremely incoherent. Unignored, because this one makes sense.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #91 - October 07, 2013, 10:06 PM
    That was a good gesture. Afro

    Always remember that there is method in my madness, there is a string of coherency, twisted in a ball, hard to find, but it is there, just have to ask the right questions.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #92 - October 07, 2013, 10:32 PM
    Three, where art thee?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #93 - October 09, 2013, 02:37 PM
    Anyone else eat something that tasted better coming up, rather than going down? I just had a pizza, that was ok when I was eating it, 10 mins later, I got one of those cough/retches (smokers may understand) and just a mouthful (I was outdoors) revisited my taste buds before decorating the pavement. As I spat and wiped my mouth, the 'tang' was spot on. I reckon I could bottle that 'tang' and make millions.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #94 - October 09, 2013, 09:51 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 09, 2013, 02:37 PM
    Anyone else eat something that tasted better coming up, rather than going down? I just had a pizza, that was ok when I was eating it, 10 mins later, I got one of those cough/retches (smokers may understand) and just a mouthful (I was outdoors) revisited my taste buds before decorating the pavement. As I spat and wiped my mouth, the 'tang' was spot on. I reckon I could bottle that 'tang' and make millions.


    Is this an attempt at retribution for my giant dark brown ball of snot post?

    Because if so, you can consider it a success as I am now thoroughly grossed out.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #95 - October 09, 2013, 10:00 PM
    nah asbie - I was not aware of the dark brown snot (you not been snorting heroin lol)post prior to me posting. Y'know asbie I actually, said 'that was tasty' and no I did not pick it off the pavement, it weren't that good.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #96 - October 11, 2013, 01:17 AM
    Not quite idle, quite pressing. Eating Rice krispies from a newly opened box, it is over three weeks out of date. I could have gone for the crunchy nut, or the bran flakes or corn flakes but saw the krispies whilst looking for a new box of cornflakes because the opened one had only the dregs, and I don't like dregs. It still has snap, crackle and pop, is should be ok, shouldn't it.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #97 - October 11, 2013, 03:54 AM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 11, 2013, 01:17 AM
    Not quite idle, quite pressing. Eating Rice krispies from a newly opened box, it is over three weeks out of date. I could have gone for the crunchy nut, or the bran flakes or corn flakes but saw the krispies whilst looking for a new box of cornflakes because the opened one had only the dregs, and I don't like dregs. It still has snap, crackle and pop, is should be ok, shouldn't it.


    Cereal is universal? I feel like someone has punched me. I thought this was an American vice. My sympathies to the entire world.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #98 - October 11, 2013, 03:59 AM
    Some nice cereals out there. Smiley
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #99 - October 11, 2013, 11:01 PM
    Quote from: three on October 11, 2013, 03:54 AM
    Cereal is universal? I feel like someone has punched me. I thought this was an American vice. My sympathies to the entire world.


    They are an American invention, apparently Mr Kellogs originated Corn Flakes to stop American teenagers from masturbating. True. 3, you never been outside the US?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #100 - October 12, 2013, 12:04 AM
    Of course I have. In purdah. So outside the US, but not outside purdah.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #101 - October 12, 2013, 05:56 AM
    Cornflakes were to stop teenagers masturbating? First of all why would anyone do that, second of all how would cornflakes of all things do that?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #102 - October 12, 2013, 06:25 AM
    Theory was that bland food would reduce libido. Whatever.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #103 - October 12, 2013, 06:33 AM
    W K Kellogg hated boners. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #104 - October 12, 2013, 06:37 AM
    I find masturbating reduces the libido. Not masturbating makes me horny as hell. Unless I have a girlfriend, in which case less wanking more shagging. Need to get a girlfriend.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #105 - October 12, 2013, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: three on October 12, 2013, 12:04 AM
    Of course I have. In purdah. So outside the US, but not outside purdah.


    What does that mean purdah? I mean I know what it means, perhaps an Arabic speaker can put me right, it is not an Arabic word but an Urdu one, I am not sure. But how did this manifest itself. Why not purdah in the States too?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #106 - October 12, 2013, 04:24 PM
    Imagine India and Pakistan got internutted as much as say South Korea, broadband everywhere, the youtube statistic for Bollywood hits would obliterate current records. Apparently the top watched bolly hit has 43 million plus view, that is a drop in the ocean.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #107 - October 12, 2013, 05:26 PM
    Can't believe I save the world from an alien invasion and I don't even get a thank you. Should of let humanity be enslaved and wiped out, ungrateful wankers.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #108 - October 12, 2013, 05:30 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 12, 2013, 01:34 PM
    What does that mean purdah? I mean I know what it means, perhaps an Arabic speaker can put me right, it is not an Arabic word but an Urdu one, I am not sure. But how did this manifest itself. Why not purdah in the States too?


    Strict segregation of genders. Never leaving the house without a chaperone. Purdah all the time, everywhere. But I mention it as part of my international travel because if you are in purdah, you are not really having a travel experience. You are seeing signs in other languages and hearing people talk in other languages and the food is different. But you are not talking to anyone. You are not going out, either. Maybe you get a car ride somewhere so landmarks can be pointed out to you. Not very exciting.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #109 - October 12, 2013, 05:31 PM
    ^^

    leftfield or what?

    For those with English English as your first language, then leftfield is a term from baseball meaning summat

    ETA - this post was meant for Quod, not you 3. Early for you isn't it? Nice. International travel - did you do a lot? reasons? You married to a prince/rich man/older man?. You were in purdah even in the West?

    My alpha male friend's sister. used to lecture me in islam whilst sipping from a vodka and coke. I have been In Bradford, remarkably don't know many people but a couple of calls a car with a man was coming to see me to drop a bag of sunshine off. I waited and waited. I rang back - Fella, he is not here - he says after ringing - he is right there!

    I look and see a bearded grizzlie in full Islamic garb - now I had seen everything.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #110 - October 12, 2013, 05:32 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 12, 2013, 05:26 PM
    Can't believe I save the world from an alien invasion and I don't even get a thank you. Should of let humanity be enslaved and wiped out, ungrateful wankers.


    I am sorry. I didn't really notice you had saved the world. Have you been in the arcade? I miss Space Invaders. Umm, thank you?
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #111 - October 12, 2013, 05:39 PM
    Always either too early, or too late lol never on time as I say (talking about myself)

    Gotta scoot 3, cya later.

    Btw 3 - the thing about feeling sorry for our kids because they have our genetics - perhaps we are being too hard on ourselves, we can be our own harshest critics. Also have no expectations, then everything else is a bonus. it's a stupid way of looking at it, but it is a way.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #112 - October 12, 2013, 10:54 PM
    Merry squrell has put me on ignore! What have a done to her? I am led to believe MS is a she and east European, going on that information, I have done nothing but sing the praises of the continental female. What gives?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #113 - October 12, 2013, 11:19 PM
    Quote from: three on October 12, 2013, 05:30 PM
    Strict segregation of genders. Never leaving the house without a chaperone. Purdah all the time, everywhere. But I mention it as part of my international travel because if you are in purdah, you are not really having a travel experience. You are seeing signs in other languages and hearing people talk in other languages and the food is different. But you are not talking to anyone. You are not going out, either. Maybe you get a car ride somewhere so landmarks can be pointed out to you. Not very exciting.


    I for sure was not cut out to be a 'muslim' 'man', I take the opposite(equally as dumb) view that yes people this is my girlfriend, aint she great/hot. Model, let us call her Soraya, well Soraya used to say are you sure this dress to short - No baby, why?  - Cos my last boyfriend was forever pulling down my dress, so I am nearly the opposite of purdah (not a dogger).

    International travel?

    And for some people not talking and not going out is par for the course as businessmen. So, I know this was on the thread, but before I forget, he wasn't rich/older, he must have been fit as fuck?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #114 - October 13, 2013, 03:29 AM
    Who are you asking about?
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #115 - October 13, 2013, 03:31 AM
    Quote from: three on October 12, 2013, 05:32 PM
    I am sorry. I didn't really notice you had saved the world. Have you been in the arcade? I miss Space Invaders. Umm, thank you?


    No, it wasn't a bloody game, it fucking happened! Last night! I almost died! Not a single thank you, ungrateful bastards. Gah, those tentacles will haunt me. Never been so grateful I'm not a cute busty Japanese girl.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #116 - October 13, 2013, 03:32 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 13, 2013, 03:31 AM
    Never been so grateful I'm not a cute busty Japanese girl.

    Hey it wouldn't be all bad. Just sayin'.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #117 - October 13, 2013, 03:32 AM
    I think I am grateful for that on a daily basis.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #118 - October 13, 2013, 03:34 AM
    Anime has basically convinced me everyone in Japan is either a teenage girl or a monster.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #119 - October 13, 2013, 03:42 AM
    Most parents of teenage girls claim their daughters are a sort of monster.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
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