I had a really, really strange dream.
I was in a bus and I was sitting next to this girl. I distinctly didn't like her, she looked weird. Anyway, she starts talking to me, tells me she likes anime, and I'm just like whatever. At some point I realize that she likes me, and I'm waiting for my stop to get out, but I'm in a window seat and she is blocking me. Out of nowhere she kisses my cheek, and I'm like NOOOOOO! Like I scream that out loud. She is there kissing my cheek for a long time, and I'm struggling to break free. It feels like she is biting my face. I break free and push her face away. She yells out as if I've done something wrong to her. I notice that she has started looking different, but anyway I somehow get off the bus and start running away.
I'm in some weird town area, probably based off one near I live, but I'm in the fucking boons so there's no way it's my town because this is way bigger. Also there's an otaku/anime district in the town, don't ask. So this girl is chasing me, but by this time I realize that she has transformed into an anime catgirl in a maid outfit. The chase was really weird, because there were some strangely cinematic slow motion sequences at specific parts. Early on, maybe as she's getting out of the bus, I don't remember, but as I'm trying to get away I end up stepping on her right in the crotch. Later as she's chasing me, I fall down. She tries to jump onto me and as I struggle to get up I lift my leg and her crotch lands on my outstretched foot (I swear it was an accident on my part). I get away.
I think at some point I end up in an indoor area, and she has blocked off my path at some stairs. I jump over her, trying to get away. In another slow motion cinematic sequence I am jumping over her, my own crotch vulnerable, so she kicks out at me so that I'll land on her foot, but I just keep soaring higher over her and land past her. I realize somehow that I am in my childhood home.
I feel bad for her, and I now want to give her a kiss back. I go back towards the foot of the stairs of my house, where I jumped over her, but she is gone and there is only a note left. I go to read the note, and then the dream ends.
Bloody hell, how did you remember all that detail? And a lot of violent crotch action involved throughout...that could only mean one thing, you needed a piss but couldn't be asked to get up.
Topic: Idle Thoughts