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 Topic: What turns you on?

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  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #60 - August 24, 2011, 02:51 PM

    Pretty much what I said in the "A Partner" thread. Besides that, being goal-oriented, makes decent attempts at cooking, ready to try anything, good principles and a strong sense of ethic, finds it easy to empathize with other people, is not afraid to offer me constructive criticism. I think stuff like "be funny/nice/not creepy" are kind of a given.


    That is way too much to expect! Your standards are unreasonable!  finmad

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #61 - August 24, 2011, 02:54 PM

    is not afraid to offer me constructive criticism.


    ha

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #62 - August 24, 2011, 03:06 PM

    That is way too much to expect! Your standards are unreasonable!  finmad

      I include "be mentally stable" so I tend to think this a lot. I'll most likely remain

    ha

     How is that funny?

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #63 - August 24, 2011, 03:09 PM

    How is that funny?


    Cos its a lie... a goddamn lie

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #64 - August 24, 2011, 03:14 PM

    Hey Wyre, maybe you ought to hit the gym, you could afford to lose a few pounds, knowwhatimean.

    *Runs*

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #65 - August 24, 2011, 03:19 PM

    Nahhhh. I appreciate criticism if it comes from a good place instead of knowing that I'm being fucked with as a result of someone just being a dick. Knowing that someone takes the time to point out where I can improve and manages to tell me so tactfully is just sweet.  001_wub

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #66 - August 25, 2011, 08:05 AM

    Big cocks.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #67 - August 25, 2011, 08:43 AM

    Here ya go. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #68 - August 25, 2011, 10:04 AM

    I sense a trap.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #69 - August 25, 2011, 10:07 AM

    Well yeah, actually the name is wrong. It's from PNG, not from Africa.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #70 - August 25, 2011, 10:07 AM

    Here ya go. Tongue


    now i know what jema means when she says she has a 30 inch anal impaler
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #71 - August 25, 2011, 10:19 AM

    and just fyi.. those guys who wear rattan hoops are really high
    status!  lol (the anthro wannabe has spoken)

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #72 - August 25, 2011, 10:24 AM

    Figures. With a fake willy that long he's obviously dressed to impress.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #73 - August 25, 2011, 10:29 AM

    [anthro derail]

    One thing that gets me with anthro is ya realise that whoever they are and wherever they live, people will always find some way of behaving like colossal fuckwitz.

    [/anthro derail]

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #74 - August 25, 2011, 10:39 AM

    huh? lol.

    watching a man eating a savoring sashimi is hawt!

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #75 - August 25, 2011, 12:25 PM

    femdom. Being dominated by a hot female and being her slave, being humiliated by a woman provides a weird high

    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #76 - August 25, 2011, 01:00 PM

    ^ +1

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #77 - August 25, 2011, 02:21 PM

    femdom. Being dominated by a hot female and being her slave, being humiliated by a woman provides a weird high


    I like the idea of being dominated but not humiliated, yet it wouldnt last long because the natural aggresive side of me will take over, dominate her and go crazy till i bust my nuts. The excitement just drives me crazy like am possessed.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #78 - August 25, 2011, 03:02 PM

    a beautiful smile Smiley damn my posts are corny lately

    if he plays an instrument preferably the drums Smiley

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #79 - August 25, 2011, 04:38 PM

    a beautiful smile Smiley damn my posts are corny lately

    if he plays an instrument preferably the drums Smiley



    *Reading - 'playing drums, a beginners guide' *
     Afro
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #80 - August 25, 2011, 04:54 PM

    ^Play, not reading Tongue


    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #81 - August 25, 2011, 04:55 PM

    ^Play, not reading Tongue


    No, reading a book on how to play the drums  Smiley
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #82 - August 25, 2011, 05:11 PM

     Afro

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #83 - August 25, 2011, 05:18 PM

    I like the idea of being dominated but not humiliated, yet it wouldnt last long because the natural aggresive side of me will take over, dominate her and go crazy till i bust my nuts. The excitement just drives me crazy like am possessed.


    Ahhh, my ideal bedroom fun. 

    I will play dom in the hopes of being flipped over and being forced to sub.

    Sigh.

    I am steering clear of this thread, I don't want to be turned on today. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #84 - August 25, 2011, 06:01 PM

    Guns.

    When I was in Pakistan I saw armed guards outside McDonalds with MP5s (WTF?!) I soooooo wanted to touch them!
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #85 - August 25, 2011, 06:25 PM

    kissing my love and his tongue starts to tremble because he is sooooo
    ready to burst!  And the guy going all nanderthal and can no longer
    be restrained is soooooo hawt!  Being ravished in a good way.  yummm!

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #86 - August 25, 2011, 07:03 PM

    CEMB!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #87 - August 25, 2011, 09:19 PM

    I am steering clear of this thread, I don't want to be turned on today. 


    This.

    I need to be at least a little bit productive today.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #88 - August 25, 2011, 09:21 PM

    Strong African women.

    fuck you
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #89 - August 25, 2011, 09:23 PM

    Internet

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
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