I have read the sanitized translation of the Quran, titled Al-Quran, by Ahmed Ali, a Pakistani scholar, diplomat, poet, novelist etc. He was born in Delhi, Hindustan in 1910.
I want to read a translation which is not sanitized, which conveys exactly what Islam is.
You'll need to learn Arabic then, I'm afraid, as all the one's I've read are not perfect. Translation by it's very nature is a process of interpretation by the author.
Having said that I think using a combination of the ones I mentioned can get one pretty close and as MC says, you can always check the tafseers like Ibn Katheer - the classical ones usually tell it like it is.