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  • I hate beards!
     OP - August 27, 2011, 05:23 PM
    When i see a beard i have this desire to set it on fire!

    Im joking off course!

    I find beard very itchy and make someone who has one as if they are hiding something!

    In some cultures including islam beard is seen as something that endows respect or sign of piety.

    I think they are darn too lazy to shave....

    What say you folks? Yay beard or nay beard?
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #1 - August 27, 2011, 05:34 PM
    Muhammad liked beards because shaving was a way of "mimicking the kuffaar".

    Anyway, I liked having a beard. I don't have one anymore, but I really enjoyed it when I did. It's so awesome to play with.

    (And yes, I wasn't a Muslim -- I just thought beards were cool)
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #2 - August 27, 2011, 05:44 PM
    Awesome to play with!?

    What did you do play doubles on Halo with it  Smiley
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #3 - August 27, 2011, 05:56 PM
    for some it should be a sin to wear a beard,
    for others, a sin if they dont LOL

     *GAGS*
    The ones where the beard is like a scraggly halo on their
    chin and neck, but not on their face is disgusting! LOL
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #4 - August 27, 2011, 05:58 PM
    i love beards   parrot

    I change my beard style a lot...














    beards can look nice, why you hating Tongue
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #5 - August 27, 2011, 06:03 PM
    Quote from: Ifrit on August 27, 2011, 05:58 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    001_wub ^ So delicious, I wanna bite em all .. Especially him mysmilie_977 yummm .. +1 Yay beards! As JnT said itall depends on the man .. I personally love a stubble on my man, free exfoliate for me dance .. in places that can be hard to exfoliate ..  whistling2
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #6 - August 27, 2011, 06:10 PM
    Yes for beards. Yes a thousand times. Beards are so sexy, I should have included them in my "what turns you on?" post. But not a fistful or whatever ridiculous beard standard Islam has. More like a well-kept goatee or stubble. So friggin' hot. Yummy
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #7 - August 27, 2011, 06:15 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 27, 2011, 06:03 PM
    in places that can be hard to exfoliate ..  whistling2


    LOL, good one  Afro
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #8 - August 27, 2011, 06:15 PM
    I must point out, though, that as a pansexual I don't find men with beards attractive. I'm more into twinks.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #9 - August 27, 2011, 06:17 PM
    Quote from: The Wyre on August 27, 2011, 06:10 PM
    Yes for beards. Yes a thousand times. Beards are so sexy, I should have included them in my "what turns you on?" post. But not a fistful or whatever ridiculous beard standard Islam has. More like a well-kept goatee or stubble. So friggin' hot. Yummy


    Why? Do you need something to chew on?
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #10 - August 27, 2011, 06:21 PM
    I like my people really really feminine... so, no beards. Unless you're really really hot.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #11 - August 27, 2011, 06:33 PM
    The rough look on men can be sexyyyyy yesssssssssssssssss

    full on beard - no.


    George Clooney <3
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #12 - August 27, 2011, 06:37 PM
    Blimey i did not think you gals were into hairy men! Or else you wouldnt have left islam  Smiley
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #13 - August 27, 2011, 06:38 PM
    No, it's an indication of masculinity to me. Like prominent arm, thigh muscles, strong jaw muscles and sharper facial features. It's just sexy.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #14 - August 27, 2011, 06:44 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 27, 2011, 06:03 PM
    001_wub ^ So delicious, I wanna bite em all .. Especially him mysmilie_977 yummm .. +1 Yay beards! As JnT said itall depends on the man .. I personally love a stubble on my man, free exfoliate for me dance .. in places that can be hard to exfoliate ..  whistling2


    well blimey, I have beard stubble right now  dance  whistling2
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #15 - August 27, 2011, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on August 27, 2011, 05:29 PM
    No beards looks ugly as hell on most men..
    scruffiness though is alright and looks great on many   Smiley


    Scuffiness is hard on making out though.  
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #16 - August 27, 2011, 06:56 PM
    Quote from: The Wyre on August 27, 2011, 06:38 PM
    No, it's an indication of masculinity to me. Like prominent arm, thigh muscles, strong jaw muscles and sharper facial features. It's just sexy.


    Hey baby, wanna stroke my............. beard?  Cheesy



    Full on beards are such a pain to maintain though. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #17 - August 27, 2011, 07:06 PM
    I hate moustaches more than anything, especially on myself.

    Its annoying that it takes me 10-14 days to grow a noticeable beard, but takes me 2 days to grow a full blown moustache. Makes me look terrible aswell.
    I sure hope theres some kind of electrolysis to permanently remove this thing, shaving every day is starting to get irritating.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #18 - August 27, 2011, 07:19 PM
    I don't like the Islamic type beards, the big thick one with no moustache.

    Come to think of it I don't like the Jewish type beards also, and their sideburns, looks silly.

    I suppose I just don't like long thick beards, small neat ones, or scruffy look is OK. 
    Teach us to care and not to care / Teach us to sit still.
    What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other
    You are the music while the music lasts.
    T.S.Eliot
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #19 - August 27, 2011, 07:21 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on August 27, 2011, 06:56 PM
    Hey baby, wanna stroke my............. beard?  Cheesy

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Full on beards are such a pain to maintain though.  

    Eww, noooo! Long, scraggly facial hair makes me think the guy may or may not have grown out his pubes, sliced them off and pasted them to his face. Always keep the beard short guys!
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #20 - August 27, 2011, 07:27 PM
    As a guy, I love the feeling of being clean-shaven as opposed to bearded. Beards are itchy and get in your food. Down with beards!

    Although sometimes I do get lazy and get some prominent stubble, but I don't think that should count.  whistling2
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    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #21 - August 27, 2011, 07:28 PM
    ^I say it counts and probably looks hot.  dance
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #22 - August 27, 2011, 07:34 PM
    +10000000 on that Wyre!

    A scruffy look on a neat guy Afro



    A scruffy look on a scruffy guy. no



    You got to have it spot on lads ..  whistling2 .. and I hate a mush too, it's just itchy and comes in the way when you're kissing .. and a double no no for french kissing .. vomit

    Quote from: asbdsp#J on August 27, 2011, 07:27 PM
    As a guy, I love the feeling of being clean-shaven as opposed to bearded. Beards are itchy and get in your food. Down with beards!

    Although sometimes I do get lazy and get some prominent stubble, but I don't think that should count.  whistling2


    Yum Yum .. stubble Wink
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #23 - August 27, 2011, 08:08 PM
    Quote from: The Wyre on August 27, 2011, 06:10 PM
    Yes for beards. Yes a thousand times. Beards are so sexy, I should have included them in my "what turns you on?" post. But not a fistful or whatever ridiculous beard standard Islam has. More like a well-kept goatee or stubble. So friggin' hot. Yummy


    Like Common? Smiley
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #24 - August 27, 2011, 08:10 PM


    Yes. Lawd.  mysmilie_977
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #25 - August 27, 2011, 08:11 PM
     Some clean shaven beards look nice. But to me beards are like pubic hair On the face. :< same texture and everything. Plus to me it's not very kissable XD.
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #26 - August 27, 2011, 08:30 PM
    Quote from: The Wyre on August 27, 2011, 08:10 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Yes. Lawd.  mysmilie_977


    I love his music, one of a kind artist." I Used to LOVE her" is one of my all time favourite hiphop songs.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #27 - August 27, 2011, 08:52 PM




     dance I did both of those styles recently lol
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