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  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #30 - August 27, 2011, 09:07 PM
    Quote from: The Wyre on August 27, 2011, 08:10 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Yes. Lawd.  mysmilie_977
    [/quote

    I'd fook him !!!!

    I'm not big on beards but I prefer stuble lots of it too !!! Smiley

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #31 - August 27, 2011, 09:10 PM
    Quote from: Ifrit on August 27, 2011, 09:00 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #32 - August 27, 2011, 09:11 PM


    this thread is now the beard thread  parrot

    post your beards and  thnkyu
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #33 - August 27, 2011, 09:14 PM
    I fucking love Salvador Dalí's moustache.

    <3
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #34 - August 27, 2011, 09:15 PM
    Thank you for educating me on the beard types. Its been enlightening  Smiley
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #35 - August 27, 2011, 09:28 PM
    Have you heard the good news? There is no God!
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #36 - August 27, 2011, 09:52 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on August 27, 2011, 06:15 PM
    I must point out, though, that as a pansexual I don't find men with beards attractive. I'm more into twinks.

    I thought you were bi? O.o
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #37 - August 27, 2011, 09:55 PM


    the lack of beards in this thread is disturbing
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #38 - August 27, 2011, 09:58 PM
    I guess hate always leads to the non beard side of the force!
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #39 - August 27, 2011, 09:58 PM
    I have one. Never could see the point of shaving. Silly idea. Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #40 - August 27, 2011, 10:01 PM
    I say you are lazy my young bearded one!
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #41 - August 27, 2011, 10:02 PM
    Well I don't shave the top of my head, so I could never see why I should shave the bottom of my head. Just doesn't make sense to me.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #42 - August 27, 2011, 10:05 PM
    Its hygenic my bearded one.
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #43 - August 27, 2011, 10:08 PM
    I'm not attracted to beards, so I don't really care. But I care about my beard, I hate it. One side has less hair than the other and it only grows to a certain length. I hate shaving because it's messy, takes too long, and gives me pimples/acne if I shave all the time. I only shave once every couple weeks to get smooth clean skin. But even when I do shave it off, I look less masculine. One lady thought I was 15 years old! 'The fuck?!?
    Pic related: this as long as mine gets.



    But I don't want to grow it long anyway, like this:



    Quote from: The Wyre on August 27, 2011, 06:38 PM
    No, it's an indication of masculinity to me. Like prominent arm, thigh muscles, strong jaw muscles and sharper facial features. It's just sexy.


    *takes notes* grin12

    Quote from: harakaat on August 27, 2011, 06:15 PM
    I must point out, though, that as a pansexual I don't find men with beards attractive. I'm more into twinks.

    Mmmmmm... androgynous boys 001_wub

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #44 - August 27, 2011, 10:08 PM
    Not really. No more or less hygienic than having hair anywhere else.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #45 - August 27, 2011, 10:09 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on August 27, 2011, 10:08 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

     mysmilie_977
    *fapfapfap*
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #46 - August 27, 2011, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 27, 2011, 10:08 PM
    Not really. No more or less hygienic than having hair anywhere else.


    Yeah but you are more likely to be eating your beard at meal times than your pubic hair.
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #47 - August 27, 2011, 10:13 PM
    In an ideal world i'd perfer to just stay clean shaven, but i have a roundish and slightly chubby face, which doesn't naturally aid the clean shaven look, so in a sad attempt to give myself some sort of indentifiable jaw line, i have to faf around with keeping a beard wacko
    I make it rain - apparently?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_I19_mKkU&list=SP1665576E7498BAB7&index=2&feature=plcp
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #48 - August 27, 2011, 10:16 PM


    there we go
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #49 - August 27, 2011, 10:19 PM
    Quote from: Gladfly on August 27, 2011, 10:13 PM
    Yeah but you are more likely to be eating your beard at meal times than your pubic hair.

    Two relevant points here:

    1/ I have no particular objection to eating pubic hair. Done it heaps of times (not my own though).

    2/ I keep my beard and mo well trimmed because I loathe having them interfere with eating (or other activities).
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #50 - August 27, 2011, 10:19 PM
    Whats the chin fluff in aid of ?

    Tickle your partners funny bits?
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #51 - August 27, 2011, 10:24 PM
    It just grows there, like hair anywhere else. Beats me what it's "in aid of" Tongue

    However, I have had girls say they like it because smooching isn't scratchy, so they don't end up with a nasty rash after a good long snogging session.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #52 - August 27, 2011, 10:30 PM
    The beards have it! For now!

    I will be back!

    I am going to go now and have shave with my gillete triple x diamond tipped razor blade. That will teach those pesky hairs who is in charge!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #53 - August 27, 2011, 10:33 PM
    Bloody control freaks. Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #54 - August 27, 2011, 10:35 PM
    i dont get it lol, pubic hair and facial hair are very different

    if ur facial hair is dirty, that's your problem bro Tongue
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #55 - August 27, 2011, 10:37 PM
    Quote from: mchawking on August 27, 2011, 10:16 PM

    there we go


    i saw that pic on fb before, awesome goatee, man  Afro
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #56 - August 27, 2011, 10:39 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 27, 2011, 10:19 PM
    Two relevant points here:

    1/ I have no particular objection to eating pubic hair. Done it heaps of times (not my own though).



    Ah a regular carpet muncher! Wink

    Im going to puke!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #57 - August 27, 2011, 10:40 PM
    Breakfast of champions. yes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #58 - August 28, 2011, 02:38 AM
    Beards are awesome, and good for women.
  • Re: I hate beards!
     Reply #59 - August 28, 2011, 05:55 AM
    Groomed beards and scruff. Phwoar
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
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