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 Topic: I wish I was...

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  • I wish I was...
     OP - August 27, 2011, 09:42 PM

    An Albatross gliding in the warm ocean breeze....

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #1 - August 27, 2011, 09:43 PM

    A dolphin riding the waves.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #2 - August 27, 2011, 09:58 PM

    A swallow.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #3 - August 27, 2011, 10:02 PM

    Financially comfortable.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #4 - August 27, 2011, 10:04 PM

    Pretty. I whine more than you, Lara
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #5 - August 28, 2011, 02:57 AM

    …Balls deep in a hot babe.

    Yes, I lowered the tone. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #6 - August 28, 2011, 03:05 AM

    A hawk soaring high in the sky

    or


    An orca playing at sea

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #7 - August 28, 2011, 04:33 AM

    Confident

    And not such a lazy ass Tongue
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #8 - August 28, 2011, 04:42 AM

    allah. it would be the best day of your lives.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #9 - August 28, 2011, 04:50 AM

    allah. it would be the best day of your lives.


    What would you do for us?  Smiley

    I wish I was an owl in the redwoods.

    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #10 - August 28, 2011, 04:53 AM

    tough :( turns out I can't punch people properly

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #11 - August 28, 2011, 05:35 AM

    Mind reader and know what people are thinking of

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #12 - August 28, 2011, 06:04 AM

    able to make other people as happy as I (usually) am.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #13 - August 28, 2011, 06:08 AM

    I wish I was a field of wheat dancing in the morning sun...

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #14 - August 28, 2011, 06:18 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyf0YwUJcqk

    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #15 - August 28, 2011, 07:11 AM

    god
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #16 - August 28, 2011, 07:26 AM

    A jacuzzi.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #17 - August 28, 2011, 02:21 PM

    I wish I had a heart of stone

    I wish I had a conscience of ice

    I wish I could be totally indifferent to everything

    I wish I didn't give a shit

    I wish...

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #18 - August 28, 2011, 02:26 PM

    I wish I had enough money to pursue all of my dreams.

  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #19 - August 28, 2011, 03:11 PM

    god


    why do u wana be me ?

    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #20 - August 28, 2011, 03:38 PM



    I downloaded this song 2 days ago, very hilarious Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Though it makes me reminisce my childhood Cool

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #21 - August 28, 2011, 03:49 PM



    haha. beat me to it

    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #22 - August 28, 2011, 04:07 PM

    A professional yodeler.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #23 - August 28, 2011, 04:08 PM

    a talented artist who can inspire others.

    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #24 - August 28, 2011, 04:11 PM

    your tampon

    fuck you
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #25 - August 28, 2011, 04:14 PM

    A genius
    Hot
    and Rich

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #26 - August 28, 2011, 04:16 PM

    I wish I was a punk rocker  eddie

    I wish I was a boy .. whistling2

    I wish I was a hawk who could fly faraway from all human contact ..  ghost

    I wish I was invisible poof

    I wish I was gifted and talented with a rare talent ..  13

    I wish I was a mind reader/pyschic  Crystal Ball
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #27 - August 28, 2011, 04:16 PM

    A genius
    Hot
    and Rich


    ^ i think u dont need to wish for the 2nd one madam dust.  Smiley

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #28 - August 28, 2011, 04:37 PM

    A slutty bimbo.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #29 - August 28, 2011, 04:40 PM

    A genius
    Hot
    and Rich


    But you are hot!
    And very smart Smiley
    I shall pray you win the lottery though Grin

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