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  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #30 - August 28, 2011, 04:41 PM
    a bit taller :/
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #31 - August 28, 2011, 04:48 PM
    ... much thinner
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #32 - August 28, 2011, 04:58 PM
    Much fatter
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #33 - August 28, 2011, 05:11 PM
    Quote from: Ra on August 28, 2011, 04:41 PM
    a bit taller :/

     ^ & a baller.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #34 - August 28, 2011, 05:13 PM
    I wish I was able to get back the decades
    i was shackled and miserable in religion.
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #35 - August 28, 2011, 05:16 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on August 27, 2011, 09:43 PM
    A dolphin riding the waves.


    I've always wanted to be a dolphin,  I always wished reincarnation was a reality so that I could come back as a dolphin Smiley
    Teach us to care and not to care / Teach us to sit still.
    What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other
    You are the music while the music lasts.
    T.S.Eliot
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #36 - August 28, 2011, 05:18 PM
    The proverbial fly on the wall.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #37 - August 28, 2011, 05:19 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 28, 2011, 05:13 PM
    I wish I was able to get back the decades
    i was shackled and miserable in religion.

     far away hug Sound like you are making a pretty good job of making up for it now. Smiley
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #38 - August 28, 2011, 05:20 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 28, 2011, 05:13 PM
    I wish I was able to get back the decades
    i was shackled and miserable in religion.

    ^+4192393109329387.

     hugs
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #39 - August 28, 2011, 05:26 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 28, 2011, 04:16 PM
    I wish I was a punk rocker  eddie

    I wish I was a boy .. whistling2

    I wish I was a hawk who could fly faraway from all human contact ..  ghost

    I wish I was invisible poof

    I wish I was gifted and talented with a rare talent ..  13

    I wish I was a mind reader/pyschic  Crystal Ball



    You get only one wish here Wink

    Not even three because im no Arab jinnie Wink
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #40 - August 28, 2011, 05:27 PM
    Capable of growing a beard so I could turn myself on.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #41 - August 28, 2011, 05:30 PM
    I wish all beards vanish starting now!
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #42 - August 28, 2011, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Gladfly on August 28, 2011, 05:26 PM
    You get only one wish here Wink

    Not even three because im no Arab jinnie Wink


    Tongue .. Then I'll have the invisibility cloak please ..  lipsrsealed
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #43 - August 28, 2011, 05:36 PM
    Not the orgasmatron? Are you sure?
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #44 - August 28, 2011, 05:39 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 28, 2011, 05:13 PM
    I wish I was able to get back the decades
    i was shackled and miserable in religion.


     far away hug

    Quote
    Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #45 - August 28, 2011, 05:40 PM
    Quote from: The Wyre on August 28, 2011, 05:27 PM
    Capable of growing a beard so I could turn myself on.


    Would you like to borrow mine?
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #46 - August 28, 2011, 05:40 PM
    Quote from: Gladfly on August 28, 2011, 05:36 PM
    Not the orgasmatron? Are you sure?


    The asexuality cloak then?  finmad

    Or maybe exchange my exterior look for a better interior whistling2 (I want brains instead of beauty)

  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #47 - August 28, 2011, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on August 28, 2011, 05:40 PM
    Would you like to borrow mine?


    I love you Sir Wankalot Tongue
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #48 - August 28, 2011, 06:04 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on August 28, 2011, 05:42 PM
    I love you Sir Wankalot Tongue


    Kiss my moustached lips and whisper those words to me again please  Kiss
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #49 - August 28, 2011, 06:06 PM
    Oh, I'll kiss your lips alright, if you know what I mean! *nudge nudge wink wink*

    ...

    Jesus, that was terrible.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #50 - August 28, 2011, 06:07 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    popcorn

     Bless your cotton socks Harakaat. Tongue
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #51 - August 28, 2011, 06:17 PM
    a bit more attractive, rich and white
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #52 - August 28, 2011, 06:19 PM
    I wish I could meet each and every one of you
    to thank you for the love and support   far away hug
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #53 - August 28, 2011, 06:33 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on August 28, 2011, 06:06 PM
    Oh, I'll kiss your lips alright, if you know what I mean! *nudge nudge wink wink*

    ...

    Jesus, that was terrible.


     Cheesy

    You have much to learn grasshopper.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #54 - August 28, 2011, 06:36 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 28, 2011, 06:19 PM
    I wish I could meet each and every one of you
    to thank you for the love and support   far away hug


    +1  far away hug
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #55 - August 28, 2011, 06:36 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on August 28, 2011, 06:06 PM
    Oh, I'll kiss your lips alright, if you know what I mean! *nudge nudge wink wink*

    ...

    Jesus, that was terrible.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #56 - August 28, 2011, 06:39 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on August 28, 2011, 06:36 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #57 - August 28, 2011, 06:44 PM
    LOL, gotta love Monty Python Tongue
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #58 - August 28, 2011, 07:13 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfJsrJ-lKGc
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: I wish I was...
     Reply #59 - August 29, 2011, 10:35 AM
    6ft 1, broad shoulders and not still looking like a teenager when cleanly shaven!
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