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  • What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     OP - August 29, 2011, 12:03 AM
    2-3 years since I've been an ex muslim and I still haven't had alcohol. I want to know what will happen the first time I get drunk. I.e how it would feel, how I would behave, etc. Kthxbi.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #1 - August 29, 2011, 12:16 AM
    ive only been drunk once sadly  Cry  i just got a big head ache and passed out. didnt really get loose or jolly too much as i didnt know most of the people i was with. i was new and it was a Christmas party at work.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #2 - August 29, 2011, 12:18 AM
    depressing
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #3 - August 29, 2011, 12:18 AM
    Quote from: shilakijawani on August 29, 2011, 12:03 AM
    2-3 years since I've been an ex muslim and I still haven't had alcohol. I want to know what will happen the first time I get drunk. I.e how it would feel, how I would behave, etc. Kthxbi.


    I feel for you. l2make drugs out of legal substances in pk:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chifir%27

    ^100% halal
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #4 - August 29, 2011, 12:18 AM
    You'll wake up in an alley with your pants around your ankles, a splitting headache, and a sore butt. Plus everyone will have your antics on their phones so it'll be all over Facebook the next day.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #5 - August 29, 2011, 12:19 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 29, 2011, 12:18 AM
    You'll wake up in an alley with your pants around your ankles, a splitting headache, and a sore butt. Plus everyone will have your antics on their phones so it'll be all over Facebook the next day.

    I didn't ask what happened to you br0.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #6 - August 29, 2011, 12:20 AM
    Awwwwwww soooo cuteee Shikaliwhatsyourface Tongue

    My drunk experiences have been A-MAZEEEEE-INNNGGGGGG dance .. Most have ended in a public striptease, boob exposage, freakkkyyy Xaiba behavior etc .. BUT you'll just know how it feels for you when you do it. Tongue

    Quote from: osmanthus on August 29, 2011, 12:18 AM
    You'll wake up in an alley with your pants around your ankles, a splitting headache, and a sore butt. Plus everyone will have your antics on their phones so it'll be all over Facebook the next day.


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Awwww is that what happens to you Ossy Tongue .. LOL .. I'm too nice I put my drunk pics up myself, so no one else gets a chance too.

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #7 - August 29, 2011, 12:20 AM
    You will explode and die. Fact.
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #8 - August 29, 2011, 12:21 AM
    Quote from: Aurora on August 29, 2011, 12:20 AM
    You will explode and die. Fact.

    k
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #9 - August 29, 2011, 12:22 AM
    Quote from: Aurora on August 29, 2011, 12:20 AM
    You will explode and die. Fact.


    Quote from: shilakijawani on August 29, 2011, 12:21 AM
    k


    true story bro
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #10 - August 29, 2011, 12:22 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #11 - August 29, 2011, 12:23 AM
    Depends on just how much you'll drink Wink
    Have you heard the good news? There is no God!
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #12 - August 29, 2011, 12:24 AM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 29, 2011, 12:20 AM
    Awwwwwww soooo cuteee Shikaliwhatsyourface Tongue

    My drunk experiences have been A-MAZEEEEE-INNNGGGGGG dance .. Most have ended in a public striptease, boob exposage, freakkkyyy Xaiba behavior etc .. BUT you'll just know how it feels for you when you do it. Tongue

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Awwww is that what happens to you Ossy Tongue .. LOL .. I'm too nice I put my drunk pics up myself, so no one else gets a chance too.

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Change her name to Teasah.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #13 - August 29, 2011, 12:25 AM
    LOOOOL! Why?! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I'd prefer c0ckteaser! aloofandbored0
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #14 - August 29, 2011, 12:26 AM
    Quote from: Stuff on August 29, 2011, 12:23 AM
    Depends on just how much you'll drink Wink

    what are the options and their results?
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #15 - August 29, 2011, 12:27 AM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 29, 2011, 12:25 AM
    LOOOOL! Why?! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I'd prefer c0ckteaser! aloofandbored0

    Pm me your number with country code. Nao.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #16 - August 29, 2011, 12:27 AM
    Options are to get plastered. Results have already been described. You'll love it.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #17 - August 29, 2011, 12:29 AM
    Quote from: shilakijawani on August 29, 2011, 12:27 AM
    Pm me your number with country code. Nao.

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Ha you wish. runalong

    .. Drink a lil - a glass or two .. and you could have a light buzz that feels good.

    Drink a bit more than that and you could get a good hour or so buzzing feeling, in which you'd be getting comfortable and having fun.

    .. more than that, you can get freaky drunk and do freaky things ..

    get to this stage .. thenyou're thrashed .. fucked .. and probably ending up like Ossy .. Tongue

    LOL .. that's the best break down I can do .. LOL someone improve on this Tongue

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #18 - August 29, 2011, 12:31 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 29, 2011, 12:27 AM
    Options are to get plastered. Results have already been described. You'll love it.

    stop it...this thread is srs bznss
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #19 - August 29, 2011, 12:31 AM
    You forgot the barfing and the pissing your pants bit.

    ETA: Am serious. Totally. You will love it.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #20 - August 29, 2011, 12:32 AM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 29, 2011, 12:29 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Ha you wish. runalong

    .. Drink a lil - a glass or two .. and you could have a light buzz that feels good.

    Drink a bit more than that and you could get a good hour or so buzzing feeling, in which you'd be getting comfortable and having fun.

    .. more than that, you can get freaky drunk and do freaky things ..

    get to this stage .. thenyou're thrashed .. fucked .. and probably ending up like Ossy .. Tongue

    LOL .. that's the best break down I can do .. LOL someone improve on this Tongue



    i didn't ask you teasah
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #21 - August 29, 2011, 12:32 AM


    Have that, just an expensive Iron Brew that does nothing!

    *Looks at Zaiba*

    aloofandbored0
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #22 - August 29, 2011, 12:34 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 29, 2011, 12:31 AM
    You forgot the barfing and the pissing your pants bit.

    ETA: Am serious. Totally. You will love it.


    Oh yeah and that ! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Thank god I haven't done none of them. Roll Eyes

    Quote from: shilakijawani on August 29, 2011, 12:32 AM
    i didn't ask you teasah


    runalong
    Quote from: Fombles on August 29, 2011, 12:32 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Have that, just an expensive Iron Brew that does nothing!

    *Looks at Zaiba*

    aloofandbored0


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    You bastard. LOOOL.
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #23 - August 29, 2011, 12:34 AM
    So I won't hook up with 2-3 girls on the same night?

    That's what another ex muslim said happened to him, and he weighs 250 lbs.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #24 - August 29, 2011, 12:34 AM
    The first time I got drunk was on neat vodka shots.

    I proceeded to barf just as this not so attractive teenage boy went to kiss me.

    Man, what a mess that was.  Grin

    Phoned up my foster parents to come get me because I was utterly wasted.

    I prefer being tipsy, being drunk just has me begging whatever god, luck, force of nature is out there, to stop the room spinning. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #25 - August 29, 2011, 12:35 AM
    Look shilakijawani , I'm trying to do you a favour here. You're such a desperate little try-hard tosser that you'll only make a complete idiot of yourself and get into trouble if you hit the booze. Remember the old saying: reality is for those who can't handle getting wasted. cool2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #26 - August 29, 2011, 12:36 AM
    Quote from: shilakijawani on August 29, 2011, 12:34 AM
    So I won't hook up with 2-3 girls on the same night?

    That's what another ex muslim said happened to him, and he weighs 250 lbs.


    Grin  and what a drunk man says happened to him, MUST have happened to him as he believes it?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #27 - August 29, 2011, 12:36 AM
    I keep trying to get drunk, and fail.
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #28 - August 29, 2011, 12:38 AM
    Stop drinking WKD then, that shit only works for Zaiba. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What will happen the first time I get drunk?
     Reply #29 - August 29, 2011, 12:39 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    OMDAIZ stop picking on me!!! LOOOL.

    I miss my WKD sad
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