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 Topic: The Anti-Houri Club

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  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #30 - September 17, 2011, 02:33 PM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 07:36 AM
    OK, before you start to say that I am jealous of these celestial creatures, who doesn't have the brains to choose the right person for themselves (I mean who wants be such a devoted lover of all those idiotic suicide bombers and jihadists who rapes and kills innocent people?) and doesn't have any self-respect, stop. I am not jealous of them. I hope you all know that human women are superior to the houris in every way. But wherever I go, I see excesive support and praises of the houris, as if we human women are worthless. Yes, you got that right. I hate them. I am sure there are many out there who feels the same way. So if you are one of them, feel free to join the club. What do we do here? Rant about them of course. It's not exactly that we all can sign petitions and send them to God (as if the sexist God would listen). These heavenly women are enough to make me lose my faith in God, which for some weird reason I can't seem to lose. But I think I am on my way there, though. And houri lovers, if possible, avoid this thread.

    I always thought the transparent bodies were super creepy, besides its like, you have 72 and you finish with one and move to the other? fuck, that would make the novelty wear off fast.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #31 - September 17, 2011, 02:36 PM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 09:16 AM
    Not really, I mentioned that before. I am still a Muslim, so they are not imaginary to me.

    whistling2
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #32 - September 17, 2011, 02:37 PM
    I never got heaven in Islam. Sometimes they tell you specifically what you get for doing what, sometimes they said you can have anything you want. I swallowed up the latter, so I never thought about houris much. 72 Adriana Limas though...
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #33 - September 17, 2011, 03:04 PM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 09:41 AM
    OK Abood, I am a Bangladeshi and thus a non-native English speaker. In addition, I am not very well aware of forum jargons. That's not funny. Can you please explain everything clearly?

    dont worry hunny, you speak great english. Abood is just an ass. 
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #34 - September 17, 2011, 03:19 PM
    ^ Uh oh...
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #35 - September 17, 2011, 03:51 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on September 17, 2011, 02:17 PM
    At that age, I was still trying to figure out what the fuck was so sexy about women so pale that you could see their bone marrow.


    But fantasizing about it anyway.



    I find that crazy too when i learned about it in madrassah, the way the tutor depicted the image was repulsing but the rest of the students were all getting excited about it
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #36 - September 17, 2011, 03:56 PM
    they'd get excited about sheep too
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #37 - September 18, 2011, 02:45 AM
    well the truth is.... its ALL for women's amusement.
    we are going to sitting on couches, in green brocade
    no less, laughing our asses off at how STUPID the
    men are behaving.  THEN!!! theres the pearly boys!
    wooo!  Beardless, hairless youths... strewn like
    pearls! 

    this one sure has pearly skin too!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axUixg0RFaI&feature=related
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #38 - September 18, 2011, 05:17 AM
    Quote from: harakaat on September 17, 2011, 03:19 PM
    ^ Uh oh...

     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #39 - September 18, 2011, 05:24 AM
    Quote from: shilakijawani on September 17, 2011, 03:04 PM
    dont worry hunny, you speak great english. Abood is just an ass. 


    Zeroing in on the fresh meat, eh?

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #40 - September 18, 2011, 05:52 AM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on September 18, 2011, 02:45 AM
    well the truth is.... its ALL for women's amusement.
    we are going to sitting on couches, in green brocade
    no less, laughing our asses off at how STUPID the
    men are behaving.  THEN!!! theres the pearly boys!
    wooo!  Beardless, hairless youths... strewn like
    pearls! 

    this one sure has pearly skin too!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axUixg0RFaI&feature=related

    Not to be a pessimist, but I was wondering what if God made these ghilmans incapable of love and romance?
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #41 - September 18, 2011, 07:45 AM
    Quote from: Abood on September 18, 2011, 05:17 AM
    Cheesy

    Abood, this is the Anti-Houri Club, not Come Here and Laugh and Split Your Sides Club Tongue. Thank you.
    - Rubaya Binte Siraj
    The Anti-Houri Club Administrator
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #42 - September 18, 2011, 08:12 AM
     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #43 - September 18, 2011, 08:16 AM
    Hey do these things all look the same? I mean if everyone gets 72 of them and they all look the same, how would you know which one you were screwing?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #44 - September 18, 2011, 08:21 AM
    Its same as After few australian beers Wink
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #45 - September 18, 2011, 08:24 AM
    Right. So you could easily end up banging someone else's houri and nobody would be any the wiser. I suspect Allah is cheating on the houri supply. Betcha he just makes sure there's plenty around and tells everyone they have 72 each. Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #46 - September 18, 2011, 08:28 AM
     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #47 - September 18, 2011, 08:37 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 18, 2011, 08:24 AM
    Right. So you could easily end up banging someone else's houri and nobody would be any the wiser. I suspect Allah is cheating on the houri supply. Betcha he just makes sure there's plenty around and tells everyone they have 72 each. Wink


    I dont think you will give a damn after few cans of castlemine xxxxx Wink
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #48 - September 18, 2011, 08:40 AM
    XXXX is total shit. We used to wind the Queenslanders up about it: "What are you drinking that for? Couldn't you find any beer?"
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #49 - September 18, 2011, 09:28 AM
    Quote from: Gladfly on September 17, 2011, 08:17 AM
    No man here will able to resist them!



    The allure of being able to see your penis, not only go in, but what it looks like whilst its in there, must be all that all your ego clearly needs.

    Seriously, transparent women who's bones are visible through the skin? 

    yea, I can see the appeal.   Roll Eyes

    I fucking hate houris.

    The joke of the muslim world:

    muslims = these westerners have all these self esteem issues because they plaster beautiful women everywhere and show them what they themselves are lacking.

    Me = wanker, do you think being told everyday that I will never be as good as a houri, or as beautiful, or as eternally bloody, is any fucking different?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #50 - September 18, 2011, 11:31 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 18, 2011, 08:24 AM
    Right. So you could easily end up banging someone else's houri and nobody would be any the wiser. I suspect Allah is cheating on the houri supply. Betcha he just makes sure there's plenty around and tells everyone they have 72 each. Wink

    ^this
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #51 - September 18, 2011, 02:22 PM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 18, 2011, 05:52 AM
    Not to be a pessimist, but I was wondering what if God made these ghilmans incapable of love and romance?


    lol!!! SINCE WHEN did human men CARE if they were incapable or not!!!   Cheesy
    you think thats gonna stop mo and his crew from "enjoying" them?  EVERYTHING
    in jannah is for the MAN'S pleasure and all comes down to his discharge. 
    Why would the pearly boys be the exception?  They aren't there serving the women.
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #52 - September 18, 2011, 02:25 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 18, 2011, 09:28 AM
    The allure of being able to see your penis, not only go in, but what it looks like whilst its in there, must be all that all your ego clearly needs.


    THIS!!! I had been thinking the EXACT same thing.  Damn, berbs, we do know our
    human men, dont we LOL
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #53 - September 18, 2011, 02:32 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on September 17, 2011, 03:51 PM
    I find that crazy too when i learned about it in madrassah, the way the tutor depicted the image was repulsing but the rest of the students were all getting excited about it


    how did they explain the pearly boys to you in madrassah?
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #54 - September 18, 2011, 03:12 PM
    anywayz, thankz 2 my homeboyz in japan we dun need 2 go 2 heavan 2 get huris   cool2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFVlzUAZkHY
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #55 - September 18, 2011, 03:36 PM
    and you know that is only one step away from this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OofaA0swDI4&feature=related
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #56 - September 18, 2011, 03:42 PM
    You fools you have no understanding of what the word "hour" means... probably don't even know that it comes from "ahwar".. tsk tsk.. don't you know it does not neccessarily mean maiden?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWDzZSreVcc
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #57 - September 18, 2011, 03:45 PM
    of course sheikh muhammad would disagree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOHIVX0TA9M
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #58 - September 18, 2011, 03:50 PM
     Shocked Flaming mad

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gPrmcQ_xgY&feature=player_embedded#!

     da finga
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #59 - September 18, 2011, 03:52 PM
    Actually if you read the Quran and Hadiths, it says that houris have firm breasts and intact hymen. I hope that you have also read the Hadith where Muhammad says that a houri is a woman of tender age and blah blah blah. And you may also be interested in the link, http://answering-islam.org/Quran/Versions/078.033.html. Idiotic translators! And even if you were right that they were male too, the concept would still be disgusting. I mean men and women as sex objects?
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