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 Topic: The Anti-Houri Club

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  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #60 - September 18, 2011, 04:09 PM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 18, 2011, 03:52 PM
    Actually if you read the Quran and Hadiths, it says that houris have firm breasts and intact hymen. I hope that you have also read the Hadith where Muhammad says that a houri is a woman of tender age and blah blah blah. And you may also be interested in the link, http://answering-islam.org/Quran/Versions/078.033.html. Idiotic translators! And even if you were right that they were male too, the concept would still be disgusting. I mean men and women as sex objects?


    i think i should have made my sarcasm a little more evident.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #61 - September 18, 2011, 04:11 PM
    Sorry Embarrassed.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #62 - September 18, 2011, 04:42 PM

    haha no need to apologize you idnt do anything wrong.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #63 - September 18, 2011, 10:09 PM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 18, 2011, 03:52 PM
    I mean men and women as sex objects?

    I'm all for it. bunny
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #64 - September 18, 2011, 10:26 PM
    I think being offended that these houris (male or female) are sex objects would be like feeling sorry for a dildo. If they were real then this is what they would be, only human shaped right? Personally I wouldn't mind having a bunch of hot guys pleasuring me at all times.

    Regarding the virgin/tightness- the hymen and virginity meaning a woman is tight is a fallacy. The hymen is a barrier that must be broken to penetrate the female. The hymen isn't like a padding within the woman that makes her tight! The only way a woman gets loose is if she has sex with a guy with a huge cock then immediately has sex with a tiny one. The female vagina is flexible and will contract, especially if she does the appropriate excercises. The only way to permanently loosen a female's vagina is with tearing which often occurs during childbirth. If there is no tearing during childbrith, even the expulsion of a huge ass baby will not loosen the woman- after some time and excercise the muscles down there will contract. Therefore, as with males, a tiny girl will have a tiny vagina and a huge girl will have a huge one.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #65 - September 18, 2011, 10:56 PM
    Men are always interested in gynochology. Thank you saffir!  Wink
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #66 - September 18, 2011, 11:00 PM
    Quote
    Therefore, as with males, a tiny girl will have a tiny vagina and a huge girl will have a huge one.

     Cheesy

    There's no correlation between the size of a person and the size of their genitalia.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #67 - September 18, 2011, 11:01 PM
    Also, tiny males don't have tiny vaginas.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #68 - September 18, 2011, 11:01 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #69 - September 18, 2011, 11:04 PM
    Well, not unless they're really, really tiny so that nobody ever notices they're there.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #70 - September 18, 2011, 11:59 PM
    the fact remains their hymens are renewed daily.  WTF'n purpose does
    that serve EXCEPT for a man's dick pleasure?

    also.. i asked a muslim guy about jannah for women.  Im not married
    so I asked what do I GET?  He said, "you will be my wife, and I will be
    all you need".  I was like, "well then why do you get lots of women, but
    I can only have one man?"  He replied, "I dont want to say". 
    I finally coaxed him to tell me and this is what he said.  "Because you
    would have my water, and you cant have more than one man's "water"
    inside you.  You cant mix it with another man.
    I was like.....   Roll Eyes
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #71 - September 19, 2011, 12:10 AM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on September 18, 2011, 11:59 PM
    the fact remains their hymens are renewed daily.  WTF'n purpose does
    that serve EXCEPT for a man's dick pleasure?

    also.. i asked a muslim guy about jannah for women.  Im not married
    so I asked what do I GET?  He said, "you will be my wife, and I will be
    all you need".  I was like, "well then why do you get lots of women, but
    I can only have one man?"  He replied, "I dont want to say". 
    I finally coaxed him to tell me and this is what he said.  "Because you
    would have my water, and you cant have more than one man's "water"
    inside you.  You cant mix it with another man.
    I was like.....   Roll Eyes


    Cheesy

    Yeah... Jannah for women seems pretty umm... sucky. Tongue
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #72 - September 19, 2011, 12:19 AM
    ^  hhhhhhh!  who gives a shit if a woman is more beautiful and has
    a higher status of the horis?  Or pearly boys for that matter.the
    fact IS... the men are going to be boinking them eternally!  And where,
    telll me WHERE it ONCE mentions how men will enjoy their wife/wives
    as much as the horis?  

    and i thought of something else.  Arab culture men dont have a fucking
    clue what women do together.  They always seem to be off hanging with
    their friends, or hanging out after jumah for hours on end, at coffee shops,
    playing backgammon, smoking hookahs, or whatever.  Like those eid
    dancing videos.  Theres no women there.  So... WHO was mo talking to
    when he talked about sitting on couches hanging out?  Do you REALLY
    think he meant women would be on the couches hanging out with them
    too?  hhhhh!
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #73 - September 19, 2011, 12:22 AM
    Might aswell omit women even entering Jannah. wacko

    But yeah, I didn't understand why men get all the goodies, even though you got diehard muslim women who are ummm... pretty much screwed in terms of getting a reward from the big ol' sky daddy.
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #74 - September 19, 2011, 12:47 AM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 18, 2011, 03:52 PM
      I mean men and women as sex objects?

    Sadly Islam is  not the only one that's 'guilty' of this!


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #75 - September 19, 2011, 02:03 AM
    Quote from: Abood on September 18, 2011, 11:00 PM
    Cheesy

    There's no correlation between the size of a person and the size of their genitalia.


    Really? So black men don't have huge cocks generally compared with chinese men who generally have small ones? Actually, you'll find that size of all body parts varies with race. This includes the penis- do you think this doesn't include the vagina? This assumption is only because nobody has decided to measure the internal diameter of women's vagina. If you look at the male and female sex organ, the penis is adapted to fit/suit the vagina- this is scientifically shown by the similarity of the female genetalia with other animals and the vast variations of the male penis. This clearly identifies that if the black guys have evolved to have bigger cocks, then it's to 'fit' with the black woman's vagina.

    I have no personal evidence to contribute since I've never fucked any woman but I propose a research job- I need a man on this site to go fuck at least 5 women of each ethnic race- be sure to make accurate reports on internal width of the female's vagina and report back to me  Afro
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #76 - September 19, 2011, 03:08 AM
    So let's break this down, you're saying:

    Black men tend to have large cocks
    Black men tend to be large
    Ergo, large men tend to have large cocks?
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #77 - September 19, 2011, 08:23 AM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on September 19, 2011, 12:19 AM
    ^  hhhhhhh!  who gives a shit if a woman is more beautiful and has
    a higher status of the horis?  Or pearly boys for that matter.the
    fact IS... the men are going to be boinking them eternally!  And where,
    telll me WHERE it ONCE mentions how men will enjoy their wife/wives
    as much as the horis?  

    and i thought of something else.  Arab culture men dont have a fucking
    clue what women do together.  They always seem to be off hanging with
    their friends, or hanging out after jumah for hours on end, at coffee shops,
    playing backgammon, smoking hookahs, or whatever.  Like those eid
    dancing videos.  Theres no women there.  So... WHO was mo talking to
    when he talked about sitting on couches hanging out?  Do you REALLY
    think he meant women would be on the couches hanging out with them
    too?  hhhhh!

    My boyfriend tells me that he will only have me as his life partner, both in this life and in the afterlife. Yeah right. But he is really nice you know. Anyway, if my husband ever mixes with those houris as their spouse, I won't even look at him, let alone come near him. And you know, Islamic websites tell you that the biggest reward for the residents of paradise is to see God's face, when women ask what will women get in paradise if men gets houris? Oh, give me a break. What will I do with God's face? Is He my husband?.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #78 - September 19, 2011, 08:35 AM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 19, 2011, 08:23 AM
    Oh, give me a break. What will I do with God's face?

    Sit on it.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #79 - September 19, 2011, 08:35 AM
    You're the best Muslim. Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #80 - September 19, 2011, 08:36 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 19, 2011, 08:35 AM
    Sit on it.

     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #81 - September 19, 2011, 08:36 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 19, 2011, 08:35 AM
    Sit on it.


     Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #82 - September 19, 2011, 08:37 AM
    Spiritual guidance, brought to you by Sheikh Oz bin Bastard. grin12
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #83 - September 19, 2011, 08:38 AM
     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #84 - September 19, 2011, 09:00 AM
    Hey we could be onto some good tafsir here. This might be the answer to the question "WTF do women get out of jannah?"

    Obviously (like, obviously) women in jannah wouldn't be condemned to an eternity of hell, and if Allah is omnipotent he could simultaneously muff dive everyone while still taking care of the weather n stuff, and since he invented teh clitoris he'd know where to find it and what to do with it. Soooooooo, seeing his face may indeed be the great reward.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #85 - September 19, 2011, 11:07 AM
     Huh?
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #86 - September 19, 2011, 11:10 AM
    Don't think about it. Just believe. Smiley
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #87 - September 19, 2011, 11:26 AM
    worship
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #88 - September 19, 2011, 11:32 AM
    Are you really that innocent that you didn't understand what the last few posts were about?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #89 - September 19, 2011, 11:35 AM
    Actually, I am really that poor at English. I didn't understand muff dive and what he could do with the clitoris thing. But I was too embarassed to ask. But I love your wits and the "Sit on it." logic and hence the worship.
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