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 Topic: Riddle

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  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #30 - November 13, 2011, 12:35 PM
    What goes up the chimney down but down the chimney up?
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #31 - November 13, 2011, 12:43 PM
    santa claus holding an umbrella..  grin12
    Attached image is missing * ManUmbrellaChimneyshort.jpg (4.2 KB, 156x153 - viewed 605 times.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #32 - November 13, 2011, 12:50 PM
    You got it Nessrriinn!  Afro
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #33 - November 13, 2011, 01:01 PM
    Why did the Roman cross the road?

    Quote from: nessrriinn on November 13, 2011, 12:24 PM

    cause he was tied to the chicken...  Huh?


    Because the road claimed to be the Son of God.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #34 - November 13, 2011, 01:02 PM
    What has a mouth but cannot eat , moves but has no legs , has a bank but cannot put money in it?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #35 - November 13, 2011, 01:03 PM
    River?
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #36 - November 13, 2011, 01:04 PM
    Quote
    River?

    woah!.. yeah!!..  Afro

    Quote from: posthuman on November 13, 2011, 01:01 PM
    Why did the Roman cross the road?

    Because the road claimed to be the Son of God.

    .. of course!, how did i miss that  Tongue Tongue
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #37 - November 13, 2011, 01:21 PM
    I just made that one up, I was typing why did the Roman crucify cross the Jew Road. Just comes to me...you might think that's a good quality, but it gets me in trouble more than it gets me laughs. Tongue
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #38 - November 13, 2011, 01:24 PM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on November 13, 2011, 01:02 PM
    What has a mouth but cannot eat, moves but uses its' arms, has a bank but cannot put money in it?



    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #39 - November 13, 2011, 09:09 PM
    Quote from: posthuman on November 13, 2011, 01:01 PM
    Why did the Roman cross the road?

    Because the road claimed to be the Son of God.

     Cheesy
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #40 - January 27, 2012, 11:54 PM
    What is it that when
    you take away the whole,
    you still have some left over?  grin12
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #41 - January 28, 2012, 12:02 AM
    The word "wholesome"? Grin
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #42 - January 28, 2012, 12:09 AM
    yay!!..  dance

    that was fast woman!!!! wtg!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #43 - January 28, 2012, 12:15 AM
    Four men were in a boat on a lake. The boat turned over, and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake, yet no single man got wet. Why?
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #44 - January 28, 2012, 12:26 AM
    were they in body bags??
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #45 - January 28, 2012, 12:48 AM
    Nope.  Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #46 - January 28, 2012, 12:55 AM
     Thinking hard

    were they all married??  w00t
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #47 - January 28, 2012, 01:03 AM
    Yes! You got it!  dance

    *Gold Star for Nessrriinn*
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #48 - January 28, 2012, 01:29 AM
     Ozonedance   woohooo i gots a gold star!! lol

    What grows down, when it grows up?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #49 - January 28, 2012, 09:41 AM
    Quote from: Solara on January 28, 2012, 01:03 AM
    Yes! You got it!  dance


    Ermmm… I don’t get it. Elucidate, ye.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #50 - January 28, 2012, 10:37 AM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on January 28, 2012, 01:29 AM
    Ozonedance   woohooo i gots a gold star!! lol

    What grows down, when it grows up?



    geese, so they can become a new duvet for me. 

    A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday, he stayed two nights and left on Friday, how is that possible?
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #51 - January 28, 2012, 10:45 AM
    His horse was presumably called Friday!

    Also, I don’t get the marriage one.

    Also, if a cat can kill a rat in ½ a minute, how long would it take the cat to kill 100,000 rats?
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #52 - January 28, 2012, 03:48 PM
    that cat better run... 100 000 rats are nothing to mess with..

    but theoretically.. 0.5 x 100 000= 50 000 minutes..  

    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 28, 2012, 10:45 AM

    Also, I don’t get the marriage one.



    riddle said "no single man got wet"..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #53 - January 28, 2012, 03:49 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 28, 2012, 10:37 AM
    geese, so they can become a new duvet for me. 


      YES!! A GOLDEN CIGAR!!  grin12
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #54 - January 28, 2012, 04:33 PM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on January 28, 2012, 03:48 PM
    that cat better run... 100 000 rats are nothing to mess with.

    Bingo! Also, thanks for the marriage explanation. As soon as I read it I facepalmed with the obviousness of it all.

    Anyway, your turn to post a riddle.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #55 - January 28, 2012, 05:51 PM
    A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
    The Wife said she was sleeping.
    The Cook was cooking breakfast.
    The Gardener was picking vegetables.
    The Maid was getting the mail.
    The Butler was cleaning the closet.
    The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did the police know?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #56 - January 28, 2012, 06:01 PM
    The maid because there's no mail delivery on sundays.
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #57 - January 28, 2012, 06:25 PM
    yep!! Afro your go Azuremist
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #58 - January 28, 2012, 06:33 PM
    What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #59 - January 28, 2012, 07:28 PM
    n
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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