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 Topic: Riddle

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  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #60 - January 28, 2012, 07:52 PM
    What have I got in my pocket?


     Tongue
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #61 - January 28, 2012, 08:30 PM
    o.o


    I'm scared to find out.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #62 - January 28, 2012, 08:34 PM
    lint..

    Quote from: Azuremist on January 28, 2012, 06:33 PM
    What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

     that was a good one..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #63 - January 28, 2012, 10:54 PM
    What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #64 - January 28, 2012, 10:57 PM
    ^ They… both impregnate eggs?
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #65 - January 28, 2012, 11:00 PM
    Nope...
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #66 - January 28, 2012, 11:20 PM
     grin12 I've heard this one before.. so im not gonna answer cause i feel a bit like a cheat lol...  grin12. but.....>> lmao!!!  Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #67 - March 12, 2012, 05:26 PM
    Quote from: Solara on January 28, 2012, 10:54 PM
    What do lawyers and sperm have in common?


    They have short lifetimes?

    Only after 1 thing?

    Race for the egg?

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #68 - March 12, 2012, 05:34 PM
    I think they're both slimy Tongue

    Lawyers: Y - Y chromosome, sex, stereotypically a male...

    Sperm: sex, male Y chromosome, small, in competition for the egg, short lifetime once ejected....
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #69 - March 12, 2012, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: stardust on March 12, 2012, 05:26 PM


    Race for the egg?




    Yes, you're halfway there.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #70 - March 12, 2012, 05:46 PM
    Quote from: Sprout on March 12, 2012, 05:36 PM
    Yes, you're halfway there.


    Race for the target?

    Choose the sex of the victim? :S
     
    Tongue

    IDK
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #71 - March 12, 2012, 05:49 PM
    Determine the sex of the victim * ?

    Although, lawyers don't actually do that bit... lol
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #72 - March 12, 2012, 05:53 PM
    You're overthinking it-think about the common colloquial perception of lawyers and the success of individual sperm.

    It's more of a joke rather than a riddle tbh.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #73 - March 12, 2012, 06:08 PM
    both have 1 in a million chance of being successful?

    (then again lawyers are earning a 'million' too, not exactly but that's also a general concept of how filthy rich lawyers are....)
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #74 - March 12, 2012, 06:11 PM
    The both have a one in 50,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.  Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #75 - March 12, 2012, 06:12 PM
    Solara beat me to it.

    Close enough

    Both have a one in a million chance of becoming human/in both cases only one in a million does any work-and not all lawyers are that rich, most of them earn around 40K-50K in the UK


    I don't like that joke anyway, originally it was about 'immigrants'

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #76 - March 12, 2012, 06:14 PM
    Heh. Nice one.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #77 - March 12, 2012, 06:17 PM
    I don't actually have anything against lawyers. I just thought it was funny. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #78 - March 13, 2012, 07:35 AM
    nvm
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #79 - March 13, 2012, 07:55 AM
    I mind very much sprout  finmad
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #80 - March 13, 2012, 07:58 AM
    Sorry, but I realised I was posting out of turn because I didn't solve the last riddle.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #81 - March 13, 2012, 08:09 AM
    Quote from: Sprout on March 13, 2012, 07:58 AM
    Sorry, but I realised I was posting out of turn because I didn't solve the last riddle.


    Don't worry I was kidding.

    Well nobody really solved the last one, but since I came close Tongue (with a lot of hints)

    I'll pass it onto you Sprout! I don't have any riddles to share.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #82 - March 13, 2012, 09:10 AM
    Thank you stardust, I owe you a turn, I don't know what the cash value of that is but I'm sure it's huge.

    Anyway, a few for you riddle junkies out there.


    1)People are hired to get rid of me. I"m often hiding under your bed. In time I"ll always return you see. Bite me and you"re surely dead. What am I?

    (I like this one)

    2)The following number is the only one of its kind: 8549176320 Can you figure out what is so special about it?


    3)There are four girls and four apples in a basket. Every girl takes an apple yet one apple remains in the basket? How is this possible?


    Sorry if any of these are duplicate. Guess away, chums!
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #83 - March 13, 2012, 09:21 AM
    1.  Dust? Tongue

    Another one bites the dust!

    2. Your phone number? Tongue (Kidding)
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #84 - March 13, 2012, 09:22 AM
    Very good. Gold double-helix for you Stardust (I should have chosen a harder one)
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #85 - March 13, 2012, 09:22 AM
    2. Your phone number?   Cheesy
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #86 - March 13, 2012, 09:23 AM
     Cheesy-I'm not that suave-if only.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #87 - March 13, 2012, 09:31 AM
    Hint for the second one chumachoes, try reading it outloud a few times.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #88 - March 13, 2012, 09:35 AM
    I see the pattern, i'll leave it for someone else to answer those last 2 questions Tongue
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Riddle
     Reply #89 - March 13, 2012, 09:38 AM
    You're both smart and magnanimous, two platinum double helix strands for you!
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
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