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 Topic: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz

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  • Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     OP - September 19, 2011, 01:20 AM
    http://www.chickenonaraft.com/

     parrot
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #1 - September 19, 2011, 01:22 AM
    I demand that 17 seconds of my life back, beetch.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #2 - September 19, 2011, 01:28 AM
    Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see. whistling2
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #3 - September 19, 2011, 01:37 PM
    Sounds alright with dubstep in the background.
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #4 - September 19, 2011, 02:18 PM
    I don't know why but I've listened to this for 12 mins and increasing. Shocked
    Join us on chat. Click here.
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #5 - September 19, 2011, 02:50 PM
    Quote
    "In addition to studying traditional songs, he composed a number of his own songs, the majority being written when he was still in the Royal Navy and relating to that period, for example Chicken on a Raft, which is in the call and response style of sea shanties. The song makes reference to an unpopular dish served in the Royal Navy, consisting of fried egg on fried bread, called "chicken on a raft.""

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #6 - September 19, 2011, 02:58 PM
    You have been on a raft with a chicken for 15 minutes 18 seconds.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #7 - September 19, 2011, 11:58 PM
    Quote from: Jema on September 19, 2011, 01:22 AM
    I demand that 17 seconds of my life back, beetch.


    Uncultured boor
    fuck you
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #8 - September 20, 2011, 12:00 AM
    Grin Grin Grin Grin Awesome stuff
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #9 - September 20, 2011, 12:05 AM
    Quote from: Abood on September 19, 2011, 01:20 AM
    http://www.chickenonaraft.com/

     parrot

    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #10 - September 20, 2011, 12:13 AM
    L2memebot  Roll Eyes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #11 - September 20, 2011, 12:17 AM
    Quote from: harakaat on September 19, 2011, 02:58 PM
    You have been on a raft with a chicken for 15 minutes 18 seconds.

    We should have a competition. See who can stay on that page, and only on that page, without any distractions or cheating, for the longest time.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #12 - September 20, 2011, 12:18 AM
    I made it 19 minutes before it started to annoy me, then I closed it. But it was good until then.  grin12
    fuck you
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #13 - September 20, 2011, 12:24 AM
    It'd be easier if you were stoned and the chicken was dancing.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #14 - September 20, 2011, 01:19 AM
    You have been on a raft with a chicken for 1 hour 13 minutes 25 seconds.

    Do I win a medal?
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #15 - September 20, 2011, 02:00 AM
    Yeah, silver. I'm tellin you, Saturday I'm getting an 8-ball and listening to this for at least 24-hours straight. Watch and see how it's done, kiddo.
    fuck you
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #16 - September 20, 2011, 02:06 AM
    You have been on a raft with a chicken for 2 hours 2 seconds.

    Ok... game on Q'ster.

    This is only the beginning... setting the performance bar if you will.

    Real game starts on Saturday! cool2
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #17 - September 20, 2011, 03:55 AM
    Yeah but if you get up for a piss or whatever you have to end the session there, so if you really wanna set an endurance record you'd need to use a lappy and take it with you.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #18 - September 20, 2011, 03:55 AM
    or even better, diapers. grin12
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #19 - September 20, 2011, 03:58 AM
    Man that's just gross. Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #20 - September 20, 2011, 03:59 AM
    On a lighter note, I think I've started a craze that is more stupid than planking. This is a great achievement. parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #21 - September 20, 2011, 04:20 AM
    Is it batmanning?

  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #22 - September 20, 2011, 04:23 AM
    No, I mean this game of seeing who can stare at chickenonaraft.com for the longest period of time without any breaks or distractions.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #23 - September 20, 2011, 04:31 AM
    I think batmanning is stupider.
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #24 - September 20, 2011, 10:34 AM
    I wish I knew what a webiste was.

    Sounds, beastly. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #25 - September 20, 2011, 10:40 AM
    I FUCKING HATE YOU Abood for telling Fombles about this site , and FUCKING HATE YOU Fombles for giving it to me , I CANT STOP LISTENING TO IT, I MIGHT END UP ON THE NEWS SOON
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #26 - September 20, 2011, 01:17 PM
     Cheesy

    This is more successful than I thought it would be.
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #27 - September 20, 2011, 01:18 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 20, 2011, 10:34 AM
    I wish I knew what a webiste was.

    Sounds, beastly.  

     Cheesy

    Wow... how did I not even recognize that? mysmilie_977
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #28 - September 20, 2011, 01:23 PM
    ROFL. I picked that when I first saw the thread. It's ok. You can bullshit your way out of it easily. Observe:

    A webiste is the web equivalent of an artiste, of course. Surely everyone knows that. The person who created the chicken on a raft site is obviously someone who merits the title of webiste.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Awesomest webiste on the Internetz
     Reply #29 - September 20, 2011, 01:26 PM
     Cheesy
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