Skip navigation
Sidebar -
Forum search
This board
Google search
Advanced search options →
↑
↓
Layouts
Mobile
Notebook
Standard
Widescreen
Styles
Light stone
Dark grunge
Evening sky
Dark sunset
Home
Forum
Sitemap
Sitemap
Help
Calendar
Support resources
Articles, etc
About this site
CEMB Twitter Blogs
Videos from our YouTube
NASA Astronomy Pics
Wiki (Islampedia)
Sign in
Register
CEMB
→
Forum
→
Everyday People (no snark zone - play nice)
→
Appreciations
→
Happy Birthday, Jema!
Welcome
Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or
register
.
Username
Password
Session
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Did you miss your
activation email
?
Donations
Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:
Recent Posts
All recent posts
New Britain
by
crumble
March 10, 2025, 09:20 PM
افضل الايام
by
akay
March 10, 2025, 01:15 PM
Do humans have needed kno...
by
Mughal
March 10, 2025, 10:35 AM
News From Syria
by
Ward_End
March 08, 2025, 02:50 AM
Ramadan
by
akay
March 07, 2025, 02:30 PM
Russia invades Ukraine
by
crumble
March 06, 2025, 10:16 AM
Qur'anic studies today
by
zeca
March 04, 2025, 09:03 PM
Marcion and the introduct...
by
zeca
March 04, 2025, 06:42 PM
Gaza assault
by
crumble
February 26, 2025, 09:25 AM
اضواء على الطريق ....... ...
by
akay
February 23, 2025, 09:40 AM
What music are you listen...
by
zeca
February 22, 2025, 09:50 PM
Lights on the way
by
akay
February 22, 2025, 02:56 PM
All recent posts
Theme Changer
Site default theme
Optional dark theme
Basic wap2 interface
Topic: Happy Birthday, Jema!
(Read 11687 times)
1
2
Next page
« Previous thread
|
Next thread »
Absurdist
Ex-Muslim
offline
Happy Birthday, Jema!
OP
- September 20, 2011, 03:28 AM
You're 18, w000t!
nekkid pics plz
Jinn and Tonic
My Place is the Placeless, the Trace of the Traceless
Ex-Muslim
aka عزرایل
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #1
- September 20, 2011, 03:40 AM
happy birthday, sweetheart!
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Helen Keller
osmanthus
Cave dwelling
Pub Regular
Fingerer of piglets
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #2
- September 20, 2011, 04:00 AM
Yay!
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
Cato
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #3
- September 20, 2011, 04:39 AM
Happy Birthday, Sistah.
"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"
"No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
Colonel Q-Daffi
White Trash Sand Wigga
Pub Regular
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #4
- September 20, 2011, 05:08 AM
yay
fuck you
asbie
Actually just a dude
Poster of the Month
Past, present, future...
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #5
- September 20, 2011, 05:41 AM
HB Jema!
You be legal for fornicating now in the US!
Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??
Let's Play Chess!
harakaat, friend, RIP
zizo
CEMB Egyptian Mafia
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #6
- September 20, 2011, 05:43 AM
cake
Bazinga!
Colonel Q-Daffi
White Trash Sand Wigga
Pub Regular
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #7
- September 20, 2011, 05:48 AM
Quote from: asbdsp on September 20, 2011, 05:41 AM
HB Jema!
You be legal for fornicating now in the US!
She already was in most states, but now she's legal for porn if the whole teenage supergenius Doogie Howser thing doesn't work out for her.
fuck you
Clubs
Member
~ F.C Barcelona addict~
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #8
- September 20, 2011, 06:33 AM
Happy Birthday !!!
Susie Cues
Wannabe Internet Thug
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #9
- September 20, 2011, 06:49 AM
Happy birthday, Jema! <3
"I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
Muhammad Ali
osmanthus
Cave dwelling
Pub Regular
Fingerer of piglets
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #10
- September 20, 2011, 06:56 AM
Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on September 20, 2011, 05:48 AM
She already was in most states, but now she's legal for porn if the whole teenage supergenius Doogie Howser thing doesn't work out for her.
You can always rely on Q for career advice.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
BerberElla
Class A'sexual
Creator Goddess
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #11
- September 20, 2011, 07:01 AM
Happy birthday woman/man/thingy who runs chat.
You might thing its kod, thinkfree and sc who run chat, you'd be wrong.
Jema runs chat, cos she's all dat!!
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
harakaat
The Cunning Linguist
Ex-Muslim
The World Is Quiet Here
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #12
- September 20, 2011, 03:05 PM
JEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!11
HAPPY BDAYYYYYYYY AGAINNNNN!
قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد
قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد
ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
Kod
CEMB Egyptian Mafia
Ex-Muslim
Further and further We have to jump
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #13
- September 20, 2011, 04:18 PM
habbi bers day jema
you are now offically out of "your shell"
[13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
[13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
[13:37] <Fimbles> see
[13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
YOLO
Take-em granny panties off put a thong on
Pub Regular
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #14
- September 20, 2011, 05:26 PM
All the sex jokes are kinda lame. Can't we wish her happy birthday without sexualizing her?
Happy birthday!
Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
Prince Spinoza
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #15
- September 20, 2011, 05:30 PM
happyfuckingeverything.jpg
Jesus Christ
Ex-Muslim
fuck peace
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #16
- September 20, 2011, 05:35 PM
WHOSE JEMA
Formerly known as Iblis
Prince Spinoza
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #17
- September 20, 2011, 05:35 PM
Quote from: Jesus Christ on September 20, 2011, 05:35 PM
WHOSE JEMA
MINE
ateapotist
Supermassive Black Hole
Ex-Muslim
Spaghettifier Extraordinaire
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #18
- September 20, 2011, 05:39 PM
Jema!!!! <3
Happy birthday!
"Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell
Baloney Detection Kit
A
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #19
- September 20, 2011, 05:43 PM
Happy Birthday Jema!
GodIsNotGreat
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #20
- September 20, 2011, 06:22 PM
Happy birthday, Jema.
19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex
Quote from: yeezevee
well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra
deusvult
O......O
Pub Regular
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #21
- September 20, 2011, 06:27 PM
Happy b day
So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
Fombles
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #22
- September 20, 2011, 06:29 PM
Habbi Birthday Bangs8!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG471lSDRY&feature=channel_video_title
07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
Ifrit
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #23
- September 20, 2011, 06:49 PM
i already posted on her fb wall, but wth
happy bday jema, we <3 you
zooby
Ex-Muslim
Snoozin'
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #24
- September 20, 2011, 07:14 PM
Quote from: Fombles on September 20, 2011, 06:29 PM
Habbi Birthday Bangs8!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG471lSDRY&feature=channel_video_title
Perfect partay music
Happy burrday again Jema, be sure to get a bottle of tescos finest.
Join us on chat. Click here.
Fombles
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #25
- September 20, 2011, 07:16 PM
Quote from: zooby on September 20, 2011, 07:14 PM
Happy burrday again Jema, be sure to get a bottle of tescos finest.
Wash it down with a jagerbomb... like a baws.
07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
hypocrucifier
Ending the tyranny of nonsense
Pub Regular
The emancipation of TRUTH from perceptions
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #26
- September 20, 2011, 07:17 PM
The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
Thomas Paine
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
Jema
West Siieeduh
Ex-Muslim
I, a universe of atoms, an atom in the universe
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #27
- September 20, 2011, 08:01 PM
Thaank yoouuuuuuu everyoneeeee
I love you aaalllllllll <333333333333333333
I went out hijabless today to buy alcohol
I got a bottle of bacardi mojito and 2 cans of pina colada. Which one should I pour into my oesophagus first?
Started from the bottom, now I'm here
Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here
JOIN THE CHAT
Absurdist
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #28
- September 20, 2011, 08:03 PM
Quote from: Kod on September 20, 2011, 04:18 PM
habbi bers day jema
(
Clicky for piccy!
)
you are now offically out of "your shell"
Absurdist
Ex-Muslim
offline
Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
Reply #29
- September 20, 2011, 08:03 PM
Quote from: Jema on September 20, 2011, 08:01 PM
Thaank yoouuuuuuu everyoneeeee
I love you aaalllllllll <333333333333333333
I went out hijabless today to buy alcohol
I got a bottle of bacardi mojito and 2 cans of pina colada. Which one should I pour into my oesophagus first?
You're disgusting, don't buy premixed drinks.
1
2
Next page
« Previous thread
|
Next thread »
CEMB
→
Forum
→
Everyday People (no snark zone - play nice)
→
Appreciations
→
Happy Birthday, Jema!
Loading...