God: No, I will create two humans - Adam and Eve - from clay/mud/dust - as completely separate beings. But I'll make it look like they fit right into this long evolutionary process. It'll confuse the shit out of them when they try to compare my books and scientific facts.
Angels: Your so cool, Allah!
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My version
Yes a deity who lives in the sky at the outer reaches of the visible universe, who pops things into existance by magic or fashioning them out of clay or blood clots and blowing on it.
"All Allah needs to say is "Be", and it becomes. So it was that God created the world and the heavens. He made all the creatures, which walk, swim. Crawl and fly on the face of the earth. He made the angels, and the sun, moon and the stars to dwell in the universe. And consider, as the Qur'an says, how God poured down the rain in torrents, and broke up the soil to bring forth the corm, the grapes and other vegetation; the olive and the palm, the fruit trees and the grass.
Then it was that God ordered the angels to go to the earth, and to bring seven handfuls of soil, all of different colours, from which he could model man. God took the seven kinds of earth and moulded them into a model of a man. He breathed life and power into it, and it immediately sprang to life. And this first man was called Adam. God took Adam to live in Paradise. In Paradise, God created Eve, the first woman, from out of Adam's side. God taught Adam the names of all the creatures, and then commanded the angel to bow down before Adam. But Iblis, one amongst the angels, refused to do this, and thus began to disobey God's will."