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 Topic: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....

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  • You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     OP - October 01, 2011, 02:15 PM
    You hate everybody and can't even remember why.

    You feel fine until you see a pic or a mirror and then you think WTF, I looked better in my head.

    When you panic because you have a new beauty spot on your face, and you realise later on in the day you have had that same beauty spot since you were a child.   Cheesy

    You are so polite on the street you even apologise to a rug because you think you're in its way.

    You wouldn't mind having someone but you actually sneer at all the boys who try.

    Eating food makes you feel like you're dying.

    You'd rather sit in your dark and dismal bedroom than sit in a park on a beautiful day like today.

    You know deep down life is pretty pointless, but you have no choice but to go on with the farce because any other choice is selfish, and because no matter how much you romanticise death, you too much of a chicken to go all out.

    When professionals keep trying to get you to take pills.

    You're prepared to live your life with your vibrator because its simple to understand and easy to trust, unlike people.

    You can't think of anyone you judge and hate more than yourself, but pity even the crappiest of people when you hear their sob storys.

    You'd commit crime the instant you found out you had super powers.

    You'd kill people if you became a vampire and relish in it.




    ..............................More to come.

    I know you are all fucked up in your own ways.  Add them, because laughing about it all, makes it easier to bear.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #1 - October 01, 2011, 02:23 PM
    You make sexual jokes to people you could have given birth to.

    You swear with every other word, even in 'proper' company.  It's just so integral to the way you speak.......infact you sound like a chav.

    You totally understand that looks don't matter to everyone, and you are perfectly aware that not every couple is made of 2 stunners, but somehow, someway, you don't believe anyone will ever see you that way, and for you, everyone must be shallow even though you know everyone is not shallow.  <<< you are fucked up.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #2 - October 01, 2011, 02:24 PM
    You smoke weed everyday..............EVERY FUCKING DAY from morning til night, and beyond if you can't sleep.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #3 - October 01, 2011, 02:25 PM
    You are the only one posting in the f*cked up thread.  Then you are truly fucked up.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #4 - October 01, 2011, 02:32 PM
     Cheesy

    When you can't sleep at night but feel tired all day.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #5 - October 01, 2011, 02:37 PM
    Edit: not worth dwelling on it....
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #6 - October 01, 2011, 02:43 PM
    This thread is fucked up. Wtf?
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #7 - October 01, 2011, 02:46 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 01, 2011, 02:32 PM
    Cheesy

    When you can't sleep at night but feel tired all day.


    I have felt that fucked up feeling too.  Grin

    Quote from: Ephemeral on October 01, 2011, 02:43 PM
    This thread is fucked up. Wtf?


    Stop being so fucked up towards my fucked up thread man.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #8 - October 01, 2011, 02:48 PM
    When i am drunk
    Bazinga!
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #9 - October 01, 2011, 02:48 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on October 01, 2011, 02:37 PM
    When you feel ashamed to talk about how fucked up your life is.

    When sometimes nothing seems to interest you in life, you feel apathethic and couldnt care on what people think about you

    When you constantly push people away or distance yourself from them.(I do have my reasons for that)


    We need a club for fucked up people.

    But not the other sort of fucked up.  You know, like gladflys sort of fucked up, cos that's just weird fucked up.   wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #10 - October 01, 2011, 02:49 PM
    Quote from: zizo on October 01, 2011, 02:48 PM
    When i am drunk


    or when your avatar delights in the pain of the young.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #11 - October 01, 2011, 02:49 PM
    Fine.

    You know you're fucked up when...You manage to drop and break a whole carton of eggs at 7 am in the morning trying to make breakfast while hungover and then spend all morning wiping a dozen eggs off a slippery white floor and then proceed to somehow make it not stink.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #12 - October 01, 2011, 02:50 PM
    Oh yea.....that is totally fucked up.

    Normality usualy is.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #13 - October 01, 2011, 02:53 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 01, 2011, 02:48 PM
    We need a club for fucked up people.

    But not the other sort of fucked up.  You know, like gladflys sort of fucked up, cos that's just weird fucked up.   wacko


    Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #14 - October 01, 2011, 02:55 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 01, 2011, 02:50 PM
    Oh yea.....that is totally fucked up.

    Normality usualy is.


     I just tried to inject something positive and fucked up in a funny way in this otherwise oddly abysmal thread that doesn't really serve any purpose besides poking yourself with a giant knife.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #15 - October 01, 2011, 02:56 PM
    When you wish you mated like a praying mantis.

    I would mate again if I could kill them after. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #16 - October 01, 2011, 02:58 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on October 01, 2011, 02:55 PM
    I just tried to inject something positive and fucked up in a funny way in this otherwise oddly abysmal thread that doesn't really serve any purpose besides poking yourself with a giant knife.


    It's called self harming and its fun.   Cheesy

    Better to www. that desire, than slash slash dot that skin. 

    Is it fucked up that I love poking myself with knives, metaphorically?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #17 - October 01, 2011, 03:02 PM
    When you just want a hug but you hate people touching you.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #18 - October 01, 2011, 03:40 PM
    When you feel like you need to get therapy to get therapy. Grin
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #19 - October 01, 2011, 03:45 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 01, 2011, 02:56 PM
    When you wish you mated like a praying mantis.

    I would mate again if I could kill them after. 

     http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/bizarre/news-10-amazing-images-sexual-cannibalism
    In case you were wondering how sexy that would be.

    @thread: When you flip flop between an emotional spectrum in the time of a few hours.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #20 - October 01, 2011, 03:59 PM
    When you're named after a 2000 year old Nazarene crackpot on an ex-muslim forum.
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #21 - October 01, 2011, 05:43 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 01, 2011, 02:56 PM
    When you wish you mated like a praying mantis.

    I would mate again if I could kill them after.  

    As long as you bite my head off while smothering me at my climax then I’m cool with that Afro.

    ^ Does that make me completely fucked up as well!?
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #22 - October 01, 2011, 08:01 PM
    When you care more about sleep than your future.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #23 - October 01, 2011, 08:37 PM
    When you're a rocket.
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #24 - October 01, 2011, 08:51 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 01, 2011, 02:23 PM
    You make sexual jokes to people you could have given birth to.

    Fortunately, I never have this problem.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #25 - October 01, 2011, 09:29 PM

    You know you're fucked when you've got no self awareness, no sense of humour, no wit or ability to analyse and make jokes about yourself, no longer able to laugh at how life is, how things are when you reach an age.......when that happens, you've become the chewing gum stuck on the pavement - flattened, dried up, immovable, stomped on and worthless.

    As long as you write funny things about how fucked up you are, you're not fucked up  Afro

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #26 - October 01, 2011, 09:31 PM
    <3 Billy

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #27 - October 01, 2011, 09:33 PM
    Quote from: billy on October 01, 2011, 09:29 PM
    You know you're fucked when you've got no self awareness, no sense of humour, no wit or ability to analyse and make jokes about yourself, no longer able to laugh at how life is, how things are when you reach an age.......when that happens, you've become the chewing gum stuck on the pavement - flattened, dried up, immovable, stomped on and worthless.

    As long as you write funny things about how fucked up you are, you're not fucked up  Afro


    TOO TRUE Afro So fucking true and wise, billy!
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #28 - October 01, 2011, 09:40 PM
    You know you are fucked up when you are much better at giving advice than in taking your own advice.... in my case, especially when it comes to dealing with procrastination, usually over school work banghead
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: You know you're completely f*cked up when.....
     Reply #29 - October 01, 2011, 09:42 PM
    Get thee to a nunnery!
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
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