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 Topic: First drink

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  • Re: First drink
     Reply #60 - October 03, 2011, 09:43 AM

    Harakaat, you're in a glee club. This should be your first drink

    Tongue

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #61 - October 03, 2011, 09:46 AM

    Grin
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #62 - October 03, 2011, 09:54 AM

    This reminds me that I got my in-laws (to be) this really nice bottle of Algerian Cabernet Sauvignon last winter as a gift. A few months later I asked my father-in-law if they had it and he said "uhh.. I think we did, over Midsummer". I asked if they liked it and he said "I think so, I don't really remember".

    Angry

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #63 - October 03, 2011, 12:07 PM

    Cheesy

    Dude, Baileys is awesome.

    Ummmm.... first drink I'd say is vodka mixed with something, it's been mentioned maybe 10 times now but it's sound advice. Smiley


    Why not rum mixed with something?

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #64 - October 03, 2011, 12:16 PM

    Harakaat, you're in a glee club. This should be your first drink
    (Clicky for piccy!)
    Tongue


    LOL

    This reminds me that I got my in-laws (to be) this really nice bottle of Algerian Cabernet Sauvignon last winter as a gift. A few months later I asked my father-in-law if they had it and he said "uhh.. I think we did, over Midsummer". I asked if they liked it and he said "I think so, I don't really remember".

    Angry


    Speaking of which, what about this wine (Red Infuriator) David mentioned? I couldn't find anything online except an entry in a wine dictionary calling it an "elusive" Algerian wine of Couteau de Tlemcen.

    I think we should stop giving our wines French names, to be honest. Imagine drinking a Dahmane El Harrachi or a Bousaïda A7mar Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #65 - October 03, 2011, 12:21 PM

    Why not rum mixed with something?

    Yeah, you can do that too. I think most rum mixes are a...eclectic, though.
    http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/861/

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #66 - October 03, 2011, 12:22 PM

    I'm by no means an expert in wines, let alone Algerian wines. I do take a peek at wineshops when I'm in town, but I only see stuff like Merlot, CS, Tlemcen (with no other tag than the name of the city). Never seen that Red Infuriator thing.

    Eww Dahmane El Harrachi Cheesy

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #67 - October 03, 2011, 01:10 PM

    stop fluffing about it and drink something, it doesn't matter as it'll taste like shit anyway

    my first drink was a shot of straight vodka that i was sipping like a pussy.

    also i disagree that being drunk is awful, it only sucks if you can't control how much you drink and how drunk you get. i personally get as drunk as i can without puking and it's not failed me yet(apart from 2 nights ago where i got tricked into a doubleshot of vodka but that's another story).

    also never play drinking games when you have spirits and everyone else has beer. we played a game of i never and i was the cunt with the bottle of jagermeister.
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #68 - October 03, 2011, 02:15 PM

    Rum and watermelon juice is nectar, Harakaat.
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #69 - October 03, 2011, 03:52 PM

    Want to start wine? Try a French Alsace Pinot gris. Although it is "dry"it tastes nearly sweet.

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #70 - October 03, 2011, 06:42 PM

    Why not rum mixed with something?

    Rum and Orange. Beautiful. Afro
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #71 - October 03, 2011, 06:59 PM

    Why not rum mixed with something?

    Rum punch is nice and here's a little poem to remind you of the recipe

    One of sour
    Two of sweet
    Three of strong
    Four of weak

    The numbers refer to measures and the ingredients are fresh lime juice,  brown sugar (melted in warm water), rum ( Mount Gay or Cockspur) and ice cubes respectively.
    Grate some nutmeg on top and add a few drops of Angostura bitters. Yum. For Planter punch add soda water. Enjoy!
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #72 - October 07, 2011, 09:16 PM

    GUYS, I'VE JUST HAD MY FIRST DRINK!!!!!!

    Captain Morgan Black Jamaica Rum and Pepsi!

    Had two glasses, and an hour later, still not feeling even tipsy :/

    Will be having more.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #73 - October 07, 2011, 09:17 PM

    I think I quite like the taste of alcohol. It tastes like glue. Fancy glue.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #74 - October 07, 2011, 09:32 PM

    Glad you liked it, but watch out!  Wink

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #75 - October 07, 2011, 09:33 PM

    I think I quite like the taste of alcohol. It tastes like glue. Fancy glue.


    Welcome to the liquid of happiness. What you drank was not quite common alcohol, have a beer and you will realise how gross it is.

    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #76 - October 07, 2011, 09:34 PM

    I think I quite like the taste of alcohol. It tastes like glue. Fancy glue.

     Cheesy Cheesy
    You're going to be fun to live with one day  Afro
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #77 - October 07, 2011, 09:53 PM

    Haha, thanks Azuremist Smiley

    So I've just had a third glass. I still feel sober enough to discuss Arabic grammar with that English convert dude.

    WHEN WILL I GET DRUNK?!

    I feel like Iraqi Atheist.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #78 - October 07, 2011, 09:55 PM

    I'm taking it slow, guys, but this isn't working. Maybe I'm taking it too slow?

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #79 - October 07, 2011, 09:56 PM

    Take it easy. Listen to music, you'll know its at the right level when the music sounds sweeter. Don't knock it back too much, take it easy first few times, build up your experience.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: First drink
     Reply #80 - October 07, 2011, 10:15 PM

    Okay, I'm starting to get dizzy now.

    Ooh, this is nice...

    I am masturbating.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #81 - October 07, 2011, 10:17 PM

    Okay, I'm starting to get dizzy now.

    Ooh, this is nice...

    I am masturbating.


    This is all very arousing interesting, but did you really mean to tell us that last detail?
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #82 - October 07, 2011, 10:32 PM

    Yes.

    Okay, this is wonderful.

    I have four glasses of rum+Pepsi. I feel nothing at all.

    Then I puke it all out in my room and the toilet.

    FML.

    STILL FEELING NOTHING.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #83 - October 07, 2011, 10:33 PM

    Except for shame.

    Hard, cold shame.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #84 - October 07, 2011, 10:48 PM

    I'm going back to Islam, guys.

    Bye.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #85 - October 07, 2011, 10:51 PM

    Make sure you hold on to your teddy tonight. The warm furry feeling will work wonders.

  • Re: First drink
     Reply #86 - October 07, 2011, 10:53 PM

    I'm having another glass.

    My last.

    If this doesn't work, nothing will.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #87 - October 07, 2011, 11:01 PM

    Take it slow lol

    How much alcohol are you pouring in?

  • Re: First drink
     Reply #88 - October 07, 2011, 11:11 PM

    I don't know, but it's not working. MY BODY REFUSES TO GET DRUNK.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: First drink
     Reply #89 - October 07, 2011, 11:16 PM

    Okay, I'm having a sixth drink.

    I think I'm starting to get tipsy.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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