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  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #60 - October 19, 2011, 05:06 AM
    You are 50% chav!

    LOLWAT
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #61 - October 19, 2011, 06:32 AM
    You are 24% chav!  mysmilie_977
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #62 - October 19, 2011, 09:05 AM
    I took the test. Says I'm 13% chav.
    I can't hardly believe that!
    Well some of the questions were all wrong.
    It's kind of rude to 'piss' on the street. So, I always walk out into the field find a nice brush where I pee.
    I don't have to dream of...oh forget the expression the test used but here we'd say 'pimped' or 'maxed out'. Well my car it is maxed out don't need to dream. Well there is always a little this and that could do to body/paint cause of the gravel roads and hail damage. After all she is 4 years old and hasn't gotten new paint yet.
    Also the toilet question, not sure which way that pushed the score but I think you would get a few odd looks if you called it 'the lu' around the town I live in.
    I went a head and took the emo and geek tests. I think there is something wrong with these tests.
    Emo    14%
    Geek   45%
    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #63 - October 22, 2011, 07:25 PM
    I got 55% emo and 65% geek. In my opinion, they should be the other way round.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #64 - October 22, 2011, 07:52 PM
    This is fun.

    32% emo and 23% geek.

    Pathetic scores all round.

    Does this mean I'm nothing? A void?
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #65 - October 22, 2011, 07:54 PM
    ^I'm sure having a Hello Kitty avatar should add at least 20% to one's emoness.  whistling2

  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #66 - October 22, 2011, 08:11 PM
    I've had a roll of Kitty loo paper for years.

    I'd couldn't even think of defiling it.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #67 - October 22, 2011, 08:19 PM
    ^ Try this instead:

  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #68 - October 22, 2011, 08:20 PM
    A Cairo telephone directory? No problem.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #69 - October 22, 2011, 09:13 PM
    Quote from: serrated_colon on October 19, 2011, 05:06 AM
    You are 50% chav!

    LOLWAT


    Its the BnH cigs, I TOLD YOU!
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #70 - October 22, 2011, 10:15 PM
    17% emo and 71% geek. Ha!

     Nude nerd
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #71 - October 22, 2011, 10:28 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on October 22, 2011, 08:19 PM
    ^ Try this instead:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Did you make that? (with photoshop)  Awesome!!
    That's a keeper!
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #72 - October 22, 2011, 10:30 PM
    took the test.. i ended up being 7% chav.. but what does chav mean  Huh?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #73 - October 22, 2011, 10:35 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on October 14, 2011, 04:10 PM
    Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Chav might be similar to what Yanks call "Trailer trash" - is that the right term?

     ohhhhhhhhhhh ..
    oh hell no.. i'm taking it again..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #74 - October 23, 2011, 12:21 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #75 - October 23, 2011, 12:27 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 14, 2011, 06:45 PM
    57%  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



    Along with 55% emo.

    and 61% geek.

    Least i know why I'm not making friends at uni hey?  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #76 - October 23, 2011, 12:34 PM
    50% chav
    14% emo
    55% geek
    fuck you
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #77 - October 23, 2011, 12:37 PM
    turnipovich is strong in this one. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #78 - October 23, 2011, 01:00 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 23, 2011, 12:27 PM
    Along with 55% emo.

    and 61% geek.

    Least i know why I'm not making friends at uni hey?  Cheesy


    You're joking, right?
    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #79 - October 23, 2011, 01:03 PM
    Umm, yeah?  Embarrassed
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #80 - December 22, 2011, 04:54 PM
    22% Chav. But to be honest, I don't like the term chav. It's the societies fault they are like this and the word is very demonising.
    "To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is barbarity."

    Maximilien Robespierre
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #81 - December 26, 2011, 06:44 PM
    15% some of the questions. I did try pot noodle once, and it was fucking disgusting.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #82 - December 26, 2011, 07:04 PM
    Quote from: saleri on October 14, 2011, 10:32 AM
    You are 22% chav


    I bet all the pakis here are going to be like 60-70% chav, they're so crass and uncultured even if the pakis don't think they're chavs, its in our blood to be dumbasses


    the desi version of a chav is called 'rudeboy'

    In UK I think blacks are referred also by the term

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gitsfXy38mM

    'rudeboys' form the ska, raggae and hip hop(?) subcultures
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #83 - February 20, 2012, 07:19 PM
    20% chaaav
    DUN KNO bunny
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #84 - March 12, 2012, 07:11 PM
    You are 11% chav!
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #85 - May 01, 2012, 01:40 AM
    22% here. Dumb test though, because it often equates "working class" with "chav".
    You need to read this book.
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