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 Topic: Thinking of Turning Gay;

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  • Thinking of Turning Gay;
     OP - November 01, 2011, 07:52 PM
    Having had no luck with women, I wondered if I should give blokes a go. Huh? wacko
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #1 - November 01, 2011, 07:53 PM
    Go for it.   Afro
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #2 - November 01, 2011, 07:54 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 07:52 PM
    Having had no luck with women, I wondered if I should give blokes a blow. Huh? wacko

    Fixed.

     grin12
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #3 - November 01, 2011, 07:54 PM
    Hmmm… Agent or patient? Batsman or bowling?
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #4 - November 01, 2011, 07:55 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 07:54 PM
    Hmmm… Agent or patient? Batsman or bowling?


    Are you planning to blow a dude or play cricket with him?  Huh?
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #5 - November 01, 2011, 08:02 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 07:52 PM
    Having had no luck with women, I wondered if I should give blokes a go. Huh? wacko


    Cheesy
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #6 - November 01, 2011, 08:06 PM
    Quote from: toor on November 01, 2011, 07:55 PM
    Are you planning to blow a dude or play cricket with him?  Huh?

    Isn’t that the same thing? E.g. “Hey man, fancy a game of cricket? Phwoar! Nudge nudge wink wink.”

    “Are you calling me gay?! finmad”



    Quote from: Jesus Christ on November 01, 2011, 08:02 PM
    Cheesy

    I’m glad my woes amuse you! Cry
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #7 - November 01, 2011, 08:10 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 07:52 PM
    Having had no luck with women, I wondered if I should give blokes a go. Huh? wacko

    Have you tried sheep?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #8 - November 01, 2011, 08:18 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 08:06 PM
    I’m glad my woes amuse you! Cry


    Sorry man! I didn't think ur srs.
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #9 - November 01, 2011, 08:20 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 07:52 PM
    Having had no luck with women, I wondered if I should give blokes a go. Huh? wacko


    I hear ya! My luck with women has been shit. (Then again it could be me  grin12)

    Actually I find it impossible to even *think* about getting romantically involved with a woman these days without getting a panic attack and flashbacks to all my previous disasters.

    Being gay wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the gay sex. Are there gays who don't want a sexual relationship?

    I mean if it was a sort of Chandler & Joey type relationship - that would be ok for me  Afro grin12

  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #10 - November 01, 2011, 08:22 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 08:06 PM
    Isn’t that the same thing? E.g. “Hey man, fancy a game of cricket? Phwoar! Nudge nudge wink wink.”


    As opposed to tampering with someone else's balls, I suppose. But not generally, no.

    Do you have any... promotional literature?
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #11 - November 01, 2011, 08:24 PM
    Quote from: Jesus Christ on November 01, 2011, 08:18 PM
    Sorry man! I didn't think ur srs.

    I’m not. Well… mildly so.

    Quote from: osmanthus on November 01, 2011, 08:10 PM
    Have you tried sheep?

    No, but they’d have to be female. What do you take me for? Some kinda weirdo gay perv… oh wait. *checks thread title* Erm… I prefer cows to sheep. And horses to both.

    Quote from: AbuAli on November 01, 2011, 08:20 PM
    Being gay wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the gay sex

    That’s the main thing putting me off. (Having had a number of colonoscopies, I can say with all seriousness that the best bit about that was it coming out at the end.) That and the fact that I hate men’s feet.

    Quote from: toor on November 01, 2011, 08:22 PM
    Do you have any... promotional literature?

    Erm? I have some about the company I work at. Would you like a leaflet on our savings and loans?
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #12 - November 01, 2011, 08:26 PM
    kodanshi... you will find the same problems with men in a relationship as you
    would a woman.  I once thought about swinging the other way, and a lesbian
    friend told me not to do it cuz it is like any other relationship-- good, bad, and
    very ugly lol.  I can hug a woman, but honestly I dont think I could take it any
    further than that, romantically or sexually.  Just not my cup of tea.

    Why dont you focus on self improvement, like going to the gym, or yoga,
    or something that involves other people without having to get intimate.
    It may resolve some of the "lonely" issues, and you may make some good
    friends while you are at it Smiley
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #13 - November 01, 2011, 08:27 PM
    Bleh. Done and done and already abandoned Cry. As for self improvement… wtf is that?!

    Thanks for the advice, though, you’re very sweet Smiley.
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #14 - November 01, 2011, 08:29 PM
    you won't find love if you go looking for it, just hang out with friends and have a good life. love comes whenever it comes. plus you can still have close friends and love them and have euphoric times with them. Wink
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #15 - November 01, 2011, 08:31 PM
    Easy for the young to say. I’m getting way too old not to go looking for it! Cheesy
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #16 - November 01, 2011, 08:38 PM
    Maybe you are bisexual.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-4w6NqfLAc
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #17 - November 01, 2011, 08:39 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 08:24 PM
    Erm? I have some about the company I work at. Would you like a leaflet on our savings and loans?


    If it has photos of men in cricket whites with their cocks out, yes.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #18 - November 01, 2011, 08:39 PM
    Or trisexual, as in tri anything once. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #19 - November 01, 2011, 08:42 PM
    Quote from: allat on November 01, 2011, 08:38 PM
    Maybe you are bisexual.


    Nah. I’m not sexually attracted to guys. Except Hyde from l’Arc~en~Ciel, and that’s only when he’s dressed up like a hot chick:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHI4zCwGcLc
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #20 - November 01, 2011, 10:00 PM
    Has no one noticed the obvious solution?

    Quote from: AbuAli on November 01, 2011, 08:20 PM
    Being gay wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the gay sex.


    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 08:24 PM
    That’s the main thing putting me off.

    Kodanshi + AbuAli = cheers sloshed Butt kissing



    /matchmaker cool2
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #21 - November 01, 2011, 10:21 PM
    Quote from: Luthiel on November 01, 2011, 10:00 PM
    Has no one noticed the obvious solution?
    Kodanshi + AbuAli = cheers sloshed Butt kissing

    /matchmaker cool2


    Nah... Kodanshi's very cute but I'm remaining single and celibate  grin12
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #22 - November 01, 2011, 10:30 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 01, 2011, 08:39 PM
    Or trisexual, as in tri anything once. Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXkdxvzsZo
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #23 - November 01, 2011, 11:21 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 01, 2011, 07:52 PM
    Having had no luck with women, I wondered if I should give blokes a go. Huh? wacko


    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on November 01, 2011, 08:26 PM
    kodanshi... you will find the same problems with men in a relationship as you
    would a woman.

    This^

    Quote from: AbuAli on November 01, 2011, 08:20 PM
    I mean if it was a sort of Chandler & Joey type relationship - that would be ok for me  Afro grin12


    Its called Bromance grin12
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #24 - November 01, 2011, 11:44 PM
    Quote from: Luthiel on November 01, 2011, 10:00 PM
    Butt kissing


    Mwahahaha! That’s a hilarious smiley! Cheesy

    And yeah, ‘bromance’ — another of those awful words I hate, like moobs, guyliner, murse, mandals, etc. etc. Enough already!
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #25 - November 01, 2011, 11:47 PM
    Quote from: AbuAli on November 01, 2011, 08:20 PM
    I hear ya! My luck with women has been shit. (Then again it could be me  grin12)

    Actually I find it impossible to even *think* about getting romantically involved with a woman these days without getting a panic attack and flashbacks to all my previous disasters.

    Being gay wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the gay sex. Are there gays who don't want a sexual relationship?

    I mean if it was a sort of Chandler & Joey type relationship - that would be ok for me  Afro grin12




    I know you're not serious but there are asexual people who do look for that kind of cohabitating friendship
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #26 - November 03, 2011, 01:07 AM
    Biiiig problem. I think I’m genetically predisposed to heterosexuality. Was minding my own business on the bus trip to work, when suddenly spotted the most splendid arse walking past me to get off. Turns out it was attached to a woman! wacko
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #27 - November 03, 2011, 04:04 AM
     Cheesy

    the horrror!!!
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #28 - November 04, 2011, 12:20 AM
    Quote from: AbuAli on November 01, 2011, 08:20 PM
    I mean if it was a sort of Chandler & Joey type relationship - that would be ok for me  Afro grin12


    Cheesy
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Thinking of Turning Gay;
     Reply #29 - November 08, 2011, 03:47 PM
    Quote from: AbuAli on November 01, 2011, 10:21 PM
    Nah... Kodanshi's very cute but I'm remaining single and celibate  grin12

    I would have said single and unaltared… Geddit!?
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