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 Topic: Happy Eid

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  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #30 - November 06, 2011, 11:10 AM

    I sense lurve blossoming  001_wub

  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #31 - November 06, 2011, 11:10 AM

    i just realized i said a similar thing twice... Cheesy

    fail
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #32 - November 06, 2011, 11:10 AM

    I sense lurve blossoming  001_wub

    it's the eid spirit, innit
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #33 - November 06, 2011, 11:19 AM

    Eid is fuckin awesome, I'm munching on gulab jamans  dance now my fingers are all sticky, so is the keyboard.
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #34 - November 06, 2011, 11:19 AM



    Cheesy

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #35 - November 06, 2011, 11:21 AM

    Aurora, not sure about you, but I was raised with celebrating this kind of baqra eid..

    This eid is the worst ever event designed to be fun..

    And just think, if world Jewry ever rebuild their Temple in Jerusalem that sort of thing will go on on a massive scale as well. Woohoo!

    wacko

    But Happy ‘Eid nonetheless. I get to see my ickle nephew dressed up like a gorgeous cutie and eat food, etc.

    Eid is fuckin awesome, I'm munching on gulab jamans  dance now my fingers are all sticky, so is the keyboard.

    In other words ‘gulab jaman’ is slang for the black ladies, yeah? Cheesy
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #36 - November 06, 2011, 11:22 AM

    'world jewry'... what are you, a nazi?

     Cheesy
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #37 - November 06, 2011, 11:24 AM

    Huh? What’s wrong with that? That’s like saying the ummah. I mean all Jews everywhere.
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #38 - November 06, 2011, 11:25 AM

    Eid is fuckin awesome, I'm munching on gulab jamans  dance now my fingers are all sticky, so is the keyboard.

    Stop munching  .... Don't get too fat and too sweet Aphrodite,,

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #39 - November 06, 2011, 11:28 AM


    In other words ‘gulab jaman’ is slang for the black ladies, yeah? Cheesy


    Its an asian sweet.

    Stop munching  .... Don't get too fat and too sweet Aphrodite,,


    I am fat.  Cry
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #40 - November 06, 2011, 11:30 AM

    world jewry does not exist. people who talk about world jewry tend to use it with racist connotations, as if it's one big organization.
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #41 - November 06, 2011, 11:54 AM

    it's eid already..
    *remember to smile*
     fun packed excitement of calling family to wish them "happy eid"..
    could be worse..  grin12
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #42 - November 06, 2011, 02:29 PM

    yay! Hungover and about to head out for eid "prayer". Happy eid indeed... sloshed

    "Live a good life. If there are god(s) and they are just, you will be rewarded based on virtue. If they're unjust, then you shouldn't want to worship them. If there are no gods, you will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of others."

    -Re-interpretation of Marcus Aurelius
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #43 - November 06, 2011, 02:38 PM

    Its an asian sweet.

    I am fat.  Cry

    No.. You are NOT.. you are just an Asian Sweet..  10 pounds over the normal weight is a healthy weight Aphrodite but cut down Cholesterol...

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #44 - November 06, 2011, 02:53 PM

    Happy eid Smiley   

    The prayers are the bad part but at least there if good food. 

    mmm.There is nothing more delicious than a freshly killed goat   Afro

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #45 - November 06, 2011, 02:58 PM

    Happy eid Smiley    

    The prayers are the bad part  but at least there if good food.  

     

    No.. it is a good exercise to digest that good food..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #46 - November 06, 2011, 07:22 PM

    this festival is a glorification and romanticising of attempted child homicide ...

    why make this thread? Huh?
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #47 - November 06, 2011, 07:29 PM

    Because we like how, on eid, everybody just gathers round and spends the day discussing the merits of child homicide.
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #48 - November 06, 2011, 08:30 PM



    CLICK THE PICTURE TO READ IT ALL.......

    Quote
    I remember my parents bringing home two goats yearly. I became so fond of them, relishing the moments when we took our evening tea in the garden and the goats would roam free and graze.

    On the morning of Eid-ul-Azha we said our final goodbyes to the unsuspecting animals, all fattened up and healthy. I shed buckets of tears with sad thoughts about the two precious pets I had lost. Believe it or not, Eid-ul-Azha has a very traumatic and psychologically disturbing affect on the children who are exposed to the sacrificial animals. I hated the holiday as a child, wishing I had never seen the goats. Dinner consisted of all kinds of curries, swimming around sacrificed meat and I could not force a morsel down my throat. No amount of spice could eliminate the images of the poor animals being led to their deaths.

    One unfortunate day, I was curious to see the process. My eyes followed the goats as the men of the family and the butcher carefully guided them away into a clearing outside our residence. As I looked around, several other families were doing the same. The goats were forced onto their sides and killed. Slaughtered. Sacrificed. After some time they were dragged onto the porch of my house and cut up into pieces while my family governed packaging and distribution. Our streets would be red for three days, blood splatters and fur advertisements all over the walls.

    Quote
    The story goes something like this. Abraham, somewhere in 2000 B.C. if I’m not mistaken, was asked to sacrifice his own son in the name of God. As he was getting ready to end the life of his child, his sacrifice was replaced by a ram/goat/cow/sheep. There are several variations on this story in many religions, but you get the gist of it. Centuries later, we are carrying out the same customs in Pakistan, except some affluent families have turned it into an ostentatious display of their wealth, slaughtering the best fed, biggest and most beautiful animals, bringing them down from their natural glory to absolute nothingness.

    .....................................................

    As it is, we destroy their lives daily by consuming enormous amounts of meat with utter gluttony. Do we have to commit mass slaughters over a three-day religious period as well? There are several Pakistani families in North America who honour Eid-ul-Azha by donating money, clothing and other forms of charity to the needy because I’m sure there would be major problems if they began sacrificing goats outside their condominiums and suburban homes.

    .............Tahira, a 36 year old Pakistani, living in Toronto says “I was never for this concept when I lived in Pakistan, but you know how much pressure society puts on families to conduct religious obligations, so we had to do it.  I am glad I no longer have to conform to these ideas here and can practice my religion in tolerant and progressive ways.”

    .......... Moreover, you would be saving future generations of innocent Muslim kids from the trauma of loving a pet and eventually being forced to eat it.

    Damn .. you girl you spoiled my food.... Go write poems

    internet padeke pagal ho gai kai?? let me make turtle soup from those pets that kid is looking after  lovingly every day.

    Quote
    Wasted all my time, believing in your lies
    Wasted all my youth, in your temperamental eyes

    Stop. Rewind. Play
    You knew how to make my day
    Watching your heart from a distance
    As it tattered and it tore
    Feeding my hungry existence
    Everything has been said
    There is no room for more
    Stop. Rewind. Play
    You knew how to make my day
    Angered correspondance  reflecting in your rage
    Flaky misconceptions, wrinkling as we age
    If time stood still and I could capture
    One moment between you and I
    I'd stop all motion, give up on these notions and record the time that you cried.

    ..good stuff.. good stuff girl. I am glad to read that..

    Yes..yes

    Wasted all my time, believing in your lies
    Wasted all my youth, believing in your lies

    indeed hat is a fact

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #49 - November 06, 2011, 08:50 PM

    Happy baqra eid to you too..


    I celebrated that when I was like 4 or 5 in bangladesh, never going to go do that again (luckily you can't slaughter an animal on the streets in canada)

    Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche

    If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. -
    Albert Einstein

    "I love life, but there's so much shit to deal with" - Thom Yorke
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #50 - November 06, 2011, 09:02 PM

    Eid is fuckin awesome, I'm munching on gulab jamans  dance now my fingers are all sticky, so is the keyboard.


    Same here but I didn't get any gulab jamans

    n = 0 : n + [1,1,1...]
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #51 - November 06, 2011, 10:30 PM

    Its an asian sweet.

    I know it is. Hence my joke. Rasmalai = the white ladies. Gulab Jaman = the tasty black ladies.
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #52 - November 12, 2011, 10:05 AM

    the only thing that i care about on eid anymore is the wait for it







    THE FOOD
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #53 - November 14, 2011, 09:14 AM

    ^ yep most westerners feel that way about Xmas, best thing about it is the presents and the food.

    Teach us to care and not to care / Teach us to sit still.
    What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other
    You are the music while the music lasts.
    T.S.Eliot
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #54 - November 14, 2011, 09:22 AM

    we used to have it so on every eid.. a couple of families would host the muslim community  to their house for food..   it was like an eating schedule


    so you would like end up eating 4 or 5 times throughout the whole day


    going from house to house...
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #55 - November 16, 2011, 04:59 AM

    You know, the funny thing is, I can never seem to keep track of the Eids. I'm always thinking "What? It's already Eid again?" whenever someone tells me Eid Mubarak. Show how much attention I pay.  Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #56 - November 16, 2011, 05:03 AM



    LOLWTF Grin

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #57 - November 20, 2011, 01:07 AM

    Ex-Muslims, and within 2 pages, we've gotten around to Jews.

    I wore a Superman top for eid. Don't know why.

    I slept through Eid prayer, came down for my special Eid breakfast, by noon I was out 50 quid coz there's people ounger than me now FFS! Lunch, awesome, dinner awesome.

    Lovin' the shame of not doing an optional prayer and absolutely no mention by anyone, ever, on the compulsory ones 5 times a day. Afro

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #58 - November 20, 2011, 01:22 AM

    Eid must be great for the teachers and pupils of schools up and down the UK. Imagine when it falls on a school day, less pupils turn up at school and those missing that day are guaranteed to be muslims/pakistanis/somalians etc etc. Wonder what it is like?

    You'd think they have a party?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Re: Happy Eid
     Reply #59 - November 20, 2011, 01:35 AM

    When I was in school, we brought in our eid food to the class so everyone can try it, became a sort of tradition.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
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