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 Topic: Songs about Muhammad?

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  • Songs about Muhammad?
     OP - November 19, 2011, 04:05 PM

    This is NOT a link .... until you choose make it into a Youtube link as best as you can ....; Mohammad the Godfather of Jizya Tax

    Surely we can all give godfather Mo credit for starting out as a true mystic even if he did turn into a mobster?

    Well that is what my song is about and since the lyrics are work in progress, I'll post them here, because lyrics are not a link either.

    The latest version has these verses (and I am particularly open to criticism from amyone 'here', yes, I admit the music is not original but the words are mine);

    Sectarian Islam is not very nice
    Mohammad condemned it more than once or twice.
    Ok, then let's look at the text of the book
    The contradictions are explained if we just take a look.

    The suras from Mecca, the ones they bring out
    to quote in a calm voice and not with a shout
    are wonderful but don't bring anything new
    Just copied from the Manichaeans, Jews and Christians too.

    Mohammad, the role-model, that's what was new
    the perfect example showed us what to do
    like sit down to watch with your twelve-year-old wife
    as hundreds of the captives who'd surrendered loose their life.

    It's writeen in the Koran, it's also in the Koran, how Jesus really was a Muslim before Islam began
    Mohammad was a mystic who turned into a mobster just as soon as he acquired sufficient power.

    ....

    There is more but I don't think I should post any more untill I know why none of my previous 4 posts have made it to this board. I sent two replies to the lovely welcome, one post to the introduce-yourself thread and one post attempting to link to a Bill Warner essay about how non-Muslims (dhimmis) were not allowed to read the Koran. If this post dissappears I'm through with trying.







    "And you, you are a fantasy, a view from where you'd like to think the world should see, just be true, and you will likely find a few building a vision, doing justice to our times."
    Roy Harper, addressing the doorstep evangelists, dawa-doers and other self-appointed representitives.
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #1 - November 19, 2011, 04:46 PM

    That post arrived at your board!!!

    Yipee!

    Greetings everybody and can I postpone retyping all that self-introductory stuff?  The post I sent may yet appear on the other thread.
    Pending permission to post links to my silly satirical songs, I suppose I should post the rest of the current version of my latest.  Until I'm sure of my status here, I'll just limit myself to one topic, after all I have already invited criticism of the lyrics, so.  


    .....the power to instigate Jizya tax
    (It keeps Jews and Christians safe from Muslim attacks)
    the power to let live, the power to kill
    and even power to summon new commands from G_d at will.

    It's all right there in the book, if you can just take a look, it says the G_d, the one and only god, conveniently took
    time-out to send another verse which literally spells it out - that Mohammad is the perfect man!

    1400 years ago Mohammad said that Gabriel said that G_d said, "Ok,
    recite what I say, that you're  the best example," which is what Muslims still recite today.

    The trouble with Christians is that none of them are
    as good as Christ, in fact, we're all below par
    but thank god that most Muslims are not as bad
    as the most successful mobster that the world has ever had.

    "Successful" by many measures, such as the way
    he ensured that Muslims still sing his praises today
    much more, so it seems, than the praise due to G_d
    and too much, far too much praise for a theiving lying sod.

    Mohammad the godfather of Jizya-tax
    Apostle of dhimmitude, according to facts
    recorded in books, sanctified as true -
    biographies, traditions and the recitations, too.

    And now we have Durban III and we have the O.I.C.
    re-defining what is "racist" and what is "blasphemy"
    Mohammad in his mobster phase was cruel and tyranical
    and this shows in the ideology
    which is looming rather near
    prompting a rational fear
    that "kuffir" includes you and me.

    Actually, I'm worse than a kuffir (or kafir) because I used to pray with Naqshbandi Sufis so that make me an "apostate" "heretic" and ex-Muslim. But then again, was Ibn Tufayl, an "ex-Muslim" when he wrote that famous allegorical novel which questioned "revealed religion"?  Was Omar Kayyam an ex-Muslim just because he poured disdain and satire on the Muslim fundamentalists of his day?

    I think I probably can't be an ex-Muslim because I never accepted the hagiography of Mohammad and the "uncreatedness" of the Koran, so by mainstream definitions I never was a Muslim.

    So hello every body.

    "And you, you are a fantasy, a view from where you'd like to think the world should see, just be true, and you will likely find a few building a vision, doing justice to our times."
    Roy Harper, addressing the doorstep evangelists, dawa-doers and other self-appointed representitives.
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #2 - November 24, 2011, 01:35 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJh_TWFzzwI

    is a link to the song, if anybody can cope with the series of stills pretending to be a movie.

    "And you, you are a fantasy, a view from where you'd like to think the world should see, just be true, and you will likely find a few building a vision, doing justice to our times."
    Roy Harper, addressing the doorstep evangelists, dawa-doers and other self-appointed representitives.
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #3 - November 24, 2011, 01:47 PM

    A better song with a better singer is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlG7MjBj3Mw

    "And you, you are a fantasy, a view from where you'd like to think the world should see, just be true, and you will likely find a few building a vision, doing justice to our times."
    Roy Harper, addressing the doorstep evangelists, dawa-doers and other self-appointed representitives.
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #4 - November 25, 2011, 10:02 PM

    Every single Nasheed I ever heard seemed to be about Muhammad.
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #5 - November 25, 2011, 10:09 PM

    Nice song about some imaginary guy called Muhammad that Muslims believe in (WARNING: Bears no relation to another Muhammad I know.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0YMIjS7QnA
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #6 - November 25, 2011, 11:04 PM

    I think this is the best Muhammad nasheed  Afro:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QrMA5h-n_s
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #7 - November 26, 2011, 02:20 AM



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcVMKy7BrDU


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1HUmLBaMQY


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPcEG32OmZs

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #8 - November 26, 2011, 02:23 AM

    Ugh... I hate that guy.
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #9 - November 26, 2011, 02:32 AM

    Ugh... I hate that guy.

    Talking about the hating the brainless baboon, The news says
     
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    Jamiat-e-Ulema-e-Pakistan (JUP) staged a protest demonstration against Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan on Tuesday, [/b]condemning him for calling Mumtaz Qadri a murderer and warning him of stern public movement if he did not apologize to millions of Muslims for seriously hurting their feelings.

    A large number of JUP leaders and workers - led by Lahore president Hafiz Naseer Ahmad Noorani - gathered outside press club in response to Imran Khan’s interview aired by an Indian TV channel quoting him as saying, “Pakistan is the most sensitive nation where a murderer like Mumtaz Qadri is turned into a public hero.”

    The JUP workers were chanting slogans against Imran Khan and calling him an agent of the west and India whose real face was uncovered by such statements which he had been issuing to please the western masters.

    Quote
    Addressing the workers who were chanting slogans and carrying placards against Imran, the JUP leaders said Imran Khan had seriously hurt the religious sentiments of Muslims in Pakistan and across the world since top scholars from all schools of thought had rejected the death sentence to Mumtaz Qadri by terming it against the Islamic Shariah.


    The leaders, including Mufti Jamil Rizvi, Maulana Azam Qadri and Mufti Hanif Qadri, asked Khan to understand that he could not become a public leader in Pakistan by violating the religious sentiments of Muslims on such a sensitive issue.

    Well Imrank Khan politics just started..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #10 - November 26, 2011, 11:29 AM

    Well at least they're thnkyu all better singers than me

    "And you, you are a fantasy, a view from where you'd like to think the world should see, just be true, and you will likely find a few building a vision, doing justice to our times."
    Roy Harper, addressing the doorstep evangelists, dawa-doers and other self-appointed representitives.
  • Re: Songs about Muhammad?
     Reply #11 - November 26, 2011, 02:24 PM

    This just caught my attention. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkswU1EFQU

    "And you, you are a fantasy, a view from where you'd like to think the world should see, just be true, and you will likely find a few building a vision, doing justice to our times."
    Roy Harper, addressing the doorstep evangelists, dawa-doers and other self-appointed representitives.
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