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Crazy ass dreams
OP - November 30, 2011, 12:33 PM

A thread for the dreams you have, good and bad, and blah too.

I don''t need the one I just woke up from to be interpreted, I think it's pretty obvious my fears in this one.

So I dreamt one of my boobs broke and slid down under my skin. I had to keep holding it up. I was supposed to go and meet someone for some sex, and I still went and 'did it', all the while in pain and holding this boob up under my skin. This was a humourously painful portion of the dream.

Then I was waiting for an ambulance and somebody stole my weed. I was crying and panicking because I really needed to get this boob fixed an it had taken me ages to find the clinics number.

Then instead of an ambulance turning up a police car did to question me about my stash they had recovered from the thief because it was too large a stash to be considered for personal use, even though it is personal use I have it for.

I explained this and then I woke up sweating and with tears on my face. The biggest distress of the dream was the broken boob and I swear if I didn't reach for the left boob to make sure it was just a dream as soon as I woke up.

No more eating cheese before a nap.

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Re: Crazy ass dreams
Reply #1 - November 30, 2011, 05:53 PM

You one mad arab woman!

At Least you are not trying to start a religion!

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Reply #2 - November 30, 2011, 10:07 PM

Silly Berbs should have done teh sexez while on top: gravity would have made holding your boob up unnecessary.
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Re: Crazy ass dreams
Reply #3 - November 30, 2011, 11:08 PM

Quote from: Gladfly on November 30, 2011, 05:53 PM
You one mad arab woman!

At Least you are not trying to start a religion!

In my religion we would dip the whole fly in the drink until it is dead, not just the other wing.

Quote from: Lara91 on November 30, 2011, 07:37 PM
ohh maaan I now have an image of this in my mind

hmm last night I dreamt that my mom had won the lottery, I was on a bus with her, but it was too dark to read the numbers and properly check if they matched the winner numbers.., so I kept looking for light somewhere but couldnt find it, the windows were sealed so I could only see gimpses of the numbers....

weird dream

That's a tease dream.

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Re: Crazy ass dreams
Reply #4 - November 30, 2011, 11:09 PM

Quote from: Kodanshi on November 30, 2011, 10:07 PM
Silly Berbs should have done teh sexez while on top: gravity would have made holding your boob up unnecessary.

Unless I have forgotten the basics of sex, wtf? wouldn't being on top increase the risk of said boob sliding down under my skin, meaning gravity works against me ^^

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Reply #5 - November 30, 2011, 11:17 PM

Depends on what you mean by sliding down under your skin. Sinking into the flesh of your body? Or slipping downwards towards the ground?
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Reply #6 - November 30, 2011, 11:18 PM

towards the ground.

You see my dilemma now right?

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Reply #7 - November 30, 2011, 11:23 PM

That’s really weird, because I had this dream that my penis was repeatedly lifting towards the ceiling, and I had to choke the bastard to keep him down…

Oh wait. That wasn’t a dream. That was me looking at pics of Kate Beckinsale’s feet online.

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Reply #8 - November 30, 2011, 11:39 PM

I had this dream last night. I was in some house and then had some other people there (nobody I can recognise) and person B and me attack person A (I think we were buying the house from A). Anyway during the attack he did not die, so we keep attacking, then somehow A is revealed to be a vampire. I don't know how, but he dies, but then I dream the leader of the vampires who also lives in this house is back. Then the rest of the dream is me scared off my tits that this vampire will kill me, but he just trolls me. Eventually I wake up, confused and anxious.

Not the weirdest, but I think I was able to control this dream since I could feel my concious drive it. I actually remember thinking, he must be a vampire since he is not dying, and then suddenly he turns into vamp.

Weirdest experience would be when my conscience was still around and body went to sleep. Sleep paralysis is fooking scary.

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Reply #9 - December 01, 2011, 04:55 AM

Oh god, this is gonna be one of those "cool story, bro" threads. In other words, sounds just like my cup of tea.

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Reply #10 - February 29, 2012, 09:18 AM

I had a weird CEMB related dream last night. (Well, fairly normal as far as dreams go). It had Nessrriinn and Hassan in it. I dreamt that Nessrriinn and I were in class in my old school and Ness was looking at my sketchbooks. I said the pictures were also in braille and told her to close her eyes and touch them. She goes "They really take you there…" Then Hassan came into class to have a word with the teacher and everyone went "Hello Mr Hassan!" and he went "Hi kids" and did a neat little jazz-hands tap dance thing and everyone smiled.

After a while the dream shifted to Ness and me in my student digs making hand-made invites for a house party. The invites had the year 1999 and a picture of Prince on it, circa Purple Rain. This song was playing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_EEvpiNzO8

Then suddenly it was the party, but it wasn't a party, it was an 80s night at some club and we were both in cheesy 80s get up. Ness was wearing a Blondie wig and I had an afro and plastic loveheart sunglasses. We were dancing and singing all the words to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Reply #11 - February 29, 2012, 09:22 AM

This is the crazy ass dream thread, not the super cool dream thread.

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Reply #12 - February 29, 2012, 11:53 PM

I used to be madly in love with Neneh Cherry many many years ago. Ahhh, halcyon days…
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Reply #13 - March 02, 2012, 10:43 AM

I dreamt of Mo,nice guy,nuff said.

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Reply #14 - March 02, 2012, 10:53 AM

I had a crazy ASS dream last night. If you know what I mean.

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Reply #15 - March 02, 2012, 12:09 PM

Were bicycle pumps involved?

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Reply #16 - March 02, 2012, 12:21 PM

Last week I dreamt I was chatting with an abnormally large but very amiable crocodile in a very plush hotel suite (think the Savoy or Ritz) on a hot summer day. The crocodile had a very dry wit.

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Reply #17 - March 02, 2012, 02:46 PM

Quote from: Cato on March 02, 2012, 10:43 AM
I dreamt of Mo,nice guy,nuff said.

hey didn't people who dream of mo supposed to get free ticket to heaven in Islam.Is that true Cato?
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Reply #18 - March 02, 2012, 03:14 PM

I dunno, but there is a hadith where he said that if you dream of seeing him,then its him.He shaved his beard unlike his Sahabas. All i can remember is that we smoked shisha together and ate a kebab

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Reply #19 - March 03, 2012, 06:27 AM

did you dream this, before or after becoming ex-muslim, if before why do you became ex-muslim, shouldn't this dream bolster your iman.Sorry if I'm asking too much, I kinda have this dream as a kid but forgot the details of the dream though.
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Reply #20 - March 03, 2012, 07:17 AM

Dream #1 last night: Was working at a grocery store, gathering up shopping carts and moving shit around, noticed they put too much in my pay (which was in cash), reported it to my supervisor, he said it was a test and gave me another $20, I was very happy and got my lunch from the salad bar and had some nice sugary soda with it.

Dream #2 last night: Was a member of a tribe of wandering, persecuted Jews living on the plains somewhere in Eastern Europe then in the savannah of Africa (or possibly it was in the reverse).

Dream #3 last night: Then that dream turned into a nature documentary of raccoons killing various animals in the early evening.

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Reply #21 - March 03, 2012, 07:34 AM

I dreamed I prepared some magic water that had onions, beans and milk in it. In a tub. It took like, half an hour, and just when I was about to taste it, it goes down the drain :(

I also dreamed I was a Sukhoi fighter jet. It was a fucking cool dream, especially since it was a lucid dream and I could control its motion. I could go high up into the stratosphere, and actually feel the coldness and the condensation around me!

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Reply #22 - March 03, 2012, 07:37 AM

Quote from: harakaat on March 03, 2012, 07:34 AM
I dreamed I prepared some magic water that had onions, beans and milk in it. In a tub. It took like, half an hour, and just when I was about to taste it, it goes down the drain :(

Sounds retarded and gross.

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I also dreamed I was a Sukhoi fighter jet. It was a fucking cool dream, especially since it was a lucid dream and I could control its motion. I could go high up into the stratosphere, and actually feel the coldness and the condensation around me!

SOUNDS WICKED COOL!

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Reply #23 - March 03, 2012, 07:47 AM

@Q
Those were some hilarious dreams you had last night. I lol'd my ass off.
What did you have for dinner last evening? A bowl of magic mushrooms sprinkled with acid?

Quote from: harakaat on March 03, 2012, 07:34 AM
I also dreamed I was a Sukhoi fighter jet.

Which one?
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Reply #24 - March 03, 2012, 08:19 AM

I dreamed I had a moustache last night that no amount of waxing, threading or plucking would remove.

Worst nightmare I have had in weeks.

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Reply #25 - March 03, 2012, 08:29 AM

So apparently my neighbours were smuggling babies pretending that they were puppies and they were smuggling them to Columbia and Venezuela to sell them to poor people. I followed the smuggling ring to a beach in Bogota and arrested them and took them back, and it turns out they were puppies. I was then told off by my chief (and for some reason we were in downtown Esfahan).

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Reply #26 - March 03, 2012, 09:45 AM

Quote from: Kenan on March 03, 2012, 07:47 AM
Which one?

This one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-37

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Reply #27 - March 12, 2012, 12:40 AM

so i was in pakistan, and i heard that a group of vigilante fundamentalist muslims were stoning people to death. i decided to do something about it and gathered up a bunch of friends. we headed to where those fundamentalists were, which was in a kind of torn down building with a lot of open space in front. we stayed below and started throwing rocks at them. they were inside the building, on the second floor. as soon as they noticed our presence, they started throwing rocks at us. but the rocks they were throwing were considerably larger than the ones we were attacking them with, they were more like large concrete blocks. to avoid those blocks, i laid down on my back and used my backpack as a shield, while simultaneously throwing rocks back. i was really scared of having a huge block fall on my head and crush me to death. fortunately, the vigilante fundamentalists had such bad aim that they didn't hit a single person.

eventually, i decided that we had to leave. i started shouting to my friends, but they wouldn't listen. so i just got up and headed towards the high wall that fenced the building. my friends followed suit as soon as they saw me leave. but as i was climbing the wall, i saw that a man was sitting at the bottom of the wall. he was mexican and was wearing a green t-shirt and a balaclava. i was really afraid that we'd have more trouble, so i tried to be as clandestine as possible. but the guy heard us and turned his head. he non-chalantly got up, raised his clenched fist and shouted "viva la revolucion!!" and we all shouted "viva!!" as we jumped off the wall... and that's when i woke up.
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Reply #28 - March 12, 2012, 01:15 AM

Why don't you tell the dream you had about being in Pakistan with muddy?
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Reply #29 - March 12, 2012, 03:01 AM

what percentage of your dreams are sex dreams, everyone?
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