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Re: Crazy ass dreams
Reply #30 - March 12, 2012, 03:10 AM

I don't think many of my dreams involved ass, can I still post in this thread something crazy? I once dreamt of a phone that had a beard trimmer on its back and a man using some shaving foam and used it to draw what he called a 'poopstache' on some grass. On another thread I talked about a woman having a USB port instead of a vagina and when I mentioned this in a chatroom someone asked me if it was a USB 2 or a USB 3 since "it's vital".

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Reply #31 - March 12, 2012, 03:24 AM

lol
dreams, you so crazy
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Reply #32 - March 12, 2012, 03:32 AM

I have serious crazy ass dreams.

One i had it was the bombing of pearl harbor, except they didnt just bomb
and leave. They parachuted from the planes, and there were thousands of
chinese soldiers running around killing everyone (yes, chinese, not jpns lol)

Had an arguement with a colonel who had lost his mind, and i got shot several
times, but didnt die. It was a VERY bloody dream.

I have had some good making out and cuddling dreams, but rarely the actual
act of sex. Its always the same guy. Dont have a clue who he is irl, but he
has been in my dreams for many years lol

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Reply #33 - March 12, 2012, 05:04 AM

Most of my dreams the last month deals with me having a cigarette
If not then I am trying to get it on with Danaerys from GoT and then wake up and answer my wife when she asks with a smile "were you dreaming of me" natural answer "offcourse my love"
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Reply #34 - March 12, 2012, 03:01 PM

this a bizarre dream that I have lately and I'm just remembered it (usually I just dismiss em), non recurring but wakes me up crying.

I dream of me going to a primary school reunion, being told that one of my best friend has died,

it's disturbing me because samething happened to me when I was in local uni,
taking a nap in a bus, dreaming one of friend of mine (non specific) died,waking up and just realized that he's dead.

on my arrival at my dorm, being told that he's really died in an accident and he's not even my best friend.
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Reply #35 - March 12, 2012, 03:24 PM

Quote from: Dr_Zhivago on March 12, 2012, 05:04 AM
Most of my dreams the last month deals with me having a cigarette
If not then I am trying to get it on with Danaerys from GoT and then wake up and answer my wife when she asks with a smile "were you dreaming of me" natural answer "offcourse my love"

of course!

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Reply #36 - March 18, 2012, 08:18 AM

I just had a surreal dream of two young women that i know taking a walk at 2am at night,after that my dream switch to another weird scene where my 10 year old cousin caught me watching porn in the living room on my laptop which prompt me to click exit.She started bugging me on what it is and i keep on replying "i dunno what you are talking about" then she whispered to my ear that she saw her parents doing it but has no idea what they are actually doing and also she doesnt understand why her mum is crying happily like that woman she saw on the video.

I was relieved to wake up after that and come to think of it i was contemplating of giving her a lecture on sex education. Phew!

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Reply #37 - March 18, 2012, 08:59 AM

Quote from: Sprout on March 03, 2012, 08:29 AM
So apparently my neighbours were smuggling babies pretending that they were puppies and they were smuggling them to Columbia and Venezuela to sell them to poor people. I followed the smuggling ring to a beach in Bogota and arrested them and took them back, and it turns out they were puppies. I was then told off by my chief (and for some reason we were in downtown Esfahan).

I need to stop watching law and order svu and 80s police films.

This has gotta be the funniest dream on this thread:D

Quote from: zoomi on March 12, 2012, 03:01 AM
what percentage of your dreams are sex dreams, everyone?

Seldom,yet most of my sex dreams only ends before i penetrate and also i never had a wet dream in my life.I wish i have one just to have an orgasm.

Quote from: mchawking on March 12, 2012, 03:10 AM
I don't think many of my dreams involved ass, can I still post in this thread something crazy? I once dreamt of a phone that had a beard trimmer on its back and a man using some shaving foam and used it to draw what he called a 'poopstache' on some grass. On another thread I talked about a woman having a USB port instead of a vagina and when I mentioned this in a chatroom someone asked me if it was a USB 2 or a USB 3 since "it's vital".

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Reply #38 - March 18, 2012, 10:12 AM

Quote from: zoomi on March 12, 2012, 03:01 AM
what percentage of your dreams are sex dreams, everyone?

To be fair, not many at all. If I do have sex dreams, they are weird, fucked up, and hopefully not a scary revelation into the inner workings of my mind.

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Reply #39 - March 18, 2012, 10:27 AM

Quote from: zoomi on March 12, 2012, 03:01 AM
what percentage of your dreams are sex dreams, everyone?

Never had one, other than the comical sex dreams, which involve clownlike situations and crazy sex positions-it's more a laugh than a turn on.

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Reply #40 - March 18, 2012, 04:45 PM

used to dream about Freddy krueger, help meh!
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Reply #41 - March 18, 2012, 04:46 PM

Me too.

I also wouldn't sit down on the toilet for like a year just incase his hand came out of the toilet. To be fair, I was 13.

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Reply #42 - March 18, 2012, 04:48 PM

I had dreams of getting raped a couple of times :/ *shivers* I woke up feeling frightened and confused.

I think it's better not to dwell on some things though, I always find I end up in a depressive state/paranoid etc etc when I focus on something too much. So yeah I've taken on a policy, very recently never to dwell on sad emotional, insecurities whatever etc things too long and stay a happy camper (or whatever that saying is)

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Reply #43 - March 18, 2012, 04:52 PM

it's not a laughing matter, I can't get out of my dream, exactly like the story, with Kruger after my butt and his trademark finger play... creepy.
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Reply #44 - March 18, 2012, 04:53 PM

Quote from: stardust on March 18, 2012, 04:48 PM
I had dreams of getting raped a couple of times :/ *shivers* I woke up feeling frightened and confused

That usually happens if you talk to Prince just before you sleep.
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Reply #45 - March 18, 2012, 04:54 PM

Quote from: Aphrodite on March 18, 2012, 04:53 PM
That usually happens if you talk to Prince just before you sleep.

These were before I knew prince existed

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Reply #46 - March 18, 2012, 04:57 PM

Had any more shower dreams?
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Reply #47 - March 18, 2012, 05:03 PM

Quote from: zoomi on March 12, 2012, 03:01 AM
what percentage of your dreams are sex dreams, everyone?

Probably 75%
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Reply #48 - March 18, 2012, 05:05 PM

Quote from: Aphrodite on March 18, 2012, 04:53 PM
That usually happens if you talk to Prince just before you sleep.

You know whats funny, as soon i saw Aphro's name on this thread i knew it has to do with Prince

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Reply #49 - March 18, 2012, 05:06 PM

Quote from: mchawking on March 12, 2012, 03:10 AM
I don't think many of my dreams involved ass, can I still post in this thread something crazy? I once dreamt of a phone that had a beard trimmer on its back and a man using some shaving foam and used it to draw what he called a 'poopstache' on some grass. On another thread I talked about a woman having a USB port instead of a vagina and when I mentioned this in a chatroom someone asked me if it was a USB 2 or a USB 3 since "it's vital".
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Reply #50 - March 18, 2012, 05:12 PM

I had a dream once where some guy in a alley with a hood was standing around suspiciously. Another guy who approached him asked "Do you have it?" and the hooded man gave him a ham sandwich. Pork dealers, interesting dream.

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Reply #51 - March 18, 2012, 05:13 PM

Quote from: stardust on March 18, 2012, 04:48 PM
I had dreams of getting raped a couple of times :/ *shivers* I woke up feeling frightened and confused.

Same as, only it was my ghost raping me.

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Reply #52 - March 18, 2012, 05:15 PM

Quote from: Cato on March 18, 2012, 05:05 PM
You know whats funny, as soon i saw Aphro's name on this thread i knew it has to do with Prince

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Reply #53 - March 18, 2012, 05:17 PM

+1
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On another thread I talked about a woman having a USB port instead of a vagina and when I mentioned this in a chatroom someone asked me if it was a USB 2 or a USB 3 since "it's vital".

surely a crazy ass dream
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Reply #54 - April 10, 2012, 10:48 PM

Had my first CEMB dream last night (been a week for it, so nice to be dreaming again, or at least ones I remember)... only one person made an appearance but it was an um, interesting dream.
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Reply #55 - April 11, 2012, 06:13 AM

Another dream about giant me and giant Eddie Griffin going around the neighbourhood eating houses while discussing his opinion of Malcolm Warner.

At least I wasn't killing anyone and trying to cover it up, like usual.

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Reply #56 - April 11, 2012, 06:22 AM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on April 10, 2012, 10:48 PM
Had my first CEMB dream last night (been a week for it, so nice to be dreaming again, or at least ones I remember)... only one person made an appearance but it was an um, interesting dream.

CHINADOLL, A STRAP-ON, AND THOU.

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Reply #57 - April 11, 2012, 06:53 AM

whoaa !
is this true ?
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Reply #58 - April 11, 2012, 10:51 AM

Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on April 11, 2012, 06:22 AM
CHINADOLL, A STRAP-ON, AND THOU.

It was Berbs actually D:, and no strap-on _-_
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Reply #59 - April 12, 2012, 03:17 PM

Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on April 11, 2012, 06:22 AM
CHINADOLL, A STRAP-ON, AND THOU.

how did i not see this? ahahaha

I have a bad back unfortunately :(

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